Cast him

Cast him.

No.

Hollywood would ruin it.

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This

Good thing hollywood will never touch eva because of how weird it is

JADEN SMITH

I want him as Shinji

>Good thing hollywood will never touch eva because of how weird it is

Don't be so naive. If they manage to get that sweat Disney formula for anime, they are going to adapt even Cromartie High School.
They are trying to tune it. For now they had more botches than successes, but it happened the same with Daredevil or Catwoman before the MCU

>a white guy

dubs confirms casting will be classic

*sweet
goddammit

A-adapt Cromartie High School

h-how?????

Him

>Gay boy is the figurative Antichrist

Would never fly in Hollywood

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>Disney formula

paying off film critics?

>cromartie highschool with adam sandler

Thomas sangster

>Antichrist
Ummm... no. He scarified himself for humanity. He's a messianic figure.

>scarified
*sacrificed

>2019
>New Live action Eva is gonna be produced
>Angles are historically white figures
>all main characters are black(Japanese)
>Giant robots are red green and black
>Leslie Jones is in it
>Angles(Wh*te devils) trying to destroy based Lilith (muslim) to kill all black people
>Story follows normal path
>End of eva is Third impact
>All black people and white people are dissolved into lcl
>Shinji decides against instrumentality
>but only for black saint, evil white crackers killed for good

directed by pic related

>He scarified himself for humanity

He sacrificed himself for Shinji, nobody else.

He sacrificed himself out of respect for Shinji

That's just one part of it.

Leslie Jones would make a good Misato

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They would just adapt the less crazy parts of 1.11+2.22 with a """happy ending""". Maybe Anima if they want to milk it more.
And Asuka will be a NIGGER

And Shinji was acting as an example for the rest of humanity. He realized how weak Lilin was and decided to give them the Earth instead.

Thats actually superb...

There is one SINGLE person who could have ever played Shinji, because of how perfect he was for the role.

>Asuka

Finn Wolfhard desu

>Rei

Sophie Turner would make a great Asuka, no joke

No

I literally cannot understand what people see in Sophie Turner. At least you could say Maisie had some kind of exotic loli-goblin beauty during S1. But Sophie is just pure british-potato genes made manifest.

I heard rumor that he was modeled after Anno's drinking buddy

mein gott

>all these old people

Jesus they're supposed to be 14

This
He should play Shinjin too

>shinji

this is Sup Forums canon. why don't you guys cast 14 year olds?

t. hebe

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If only he was 20 years younger

God knows I would had covered her feet and not my hand with cum if I was Shinji there.

>not fapping to her ass

>All these retards suggesting adult actors

Are you niggers even trying? None of the people you guys named are young or unthreatening enough.

Macaulay Calkin as a teenager

dc blind truthdenier detected

if he discharged in her mouth (to make it a clean fap) she would ve choked to death while in coma? what would doctors tell her parents?

She wasn't in a coma. She was catatonic

>catatonic
so he didn't mouthfuck her because of fear she might wake up?

Spot on

Have you seen the third rebuild? I'd say Evangelion has been thoroughly ruined.

Would make a better Shinji.

I am okay with a black Shinji actually.
Instead of the homolust part he should emphasize in the not-my-business part.
A black homolust would be just another Moonlight.

Would like to see humanity's fate put into an indifferent and undermotivated black young man.

>Humanity's fate decided by a subhuman
Nice