An enraged Idris Elba has kicked down your door and is planning to avenge centuries of black oppression on your tender...

An enraged Idris Elba has kicked down your door and is planning to avenge centuries of black oppression on your tender white boi pussy. The main character in the last movie you watched is the only thing standing between you and the long, thick rod of black justice. How fucked are you?

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Idris Elba

could probably kick his ass myself desu senpai

He's a big guy, literally.
Also has some fight expeirence while 99% of the whiteboys on this board are either fat or skinny as fuck with no fighting experience
You would get BLACKED irl homie

>Deckard
I'm fucked

The Driver from Drive. So I'm actually pretty safe.

Idris elba seems like a cool guy

He would never do that.

Fuck off.

lel, I could whip that old nigger back to the cotton fields as easy as old yeller

jokes on him I'm actually Idris Elba myself

>Harry Potter
He's defeated nastier.

>Orville ship
I'm ok, r-right guys?

Is Chucky the main character in Cult of Chucky? We'll try that.

>leon the professional
Idris is fucked

>Pan's Labyrinth

Fuck

I do MMA

A Blade Runner? Fucked? In what universe is this opinion allowed?

leone works alone

>implying idris elba is physically intimidating
Why are Americans so deathly afraid of nig nogs?

>The Dark Tower

uhh

Charles Bronson

Good luck lol

This guy is a terrible shot but he's determined and kicks ass hand to hand

when's the last time you saw the movie he gets his ass kicked by literally everyone

>Moonlight

Still, Chiron a good boy he stan up for me

Yet he survives and kills most of them. They're very strong and powerful robots, while Idris is just a nigger.

Not that guy but I'm 201 cm and have been lifting and doing MMA/Systema since I was 17. I'll kick his little black ass. Also sage this bait thread.

>John McClane.

Thank god I caught Die Hard on cinemax, I didn't want the two kids from Kimi no Na Wa to defend me.

>saved by Spiderman
>everything went better than expected

A rapist has truly forgotten the face of his father, you faceshifting demon.

>All this internet tough guys.


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>Harry Brown

I might be ok?

oh dae-su could actually save my ass

>be me
>read dark tower series years ago
>10 years old me would love to see it on the big screen
>really excited when rumours about a movie come up

years pass

>Idris Elba is cast as Roland

you can't imagine how butthurt I am already, his cock in my anus doesn't even matter at this point

I live in a Castle Doctrine state so I mag dump into him for illegally entering my abode

>Austin powers
Welp

Maybe you could do that "turns the giant frog inside-out" trick?

I've seen that dude kill another dude with a dead dog.

>gives Idris the AIDS

Not even shit posting, Idris as roland is the best part of that shit fest.
They attempt to mash pieces of the first three books together under a pg-13 rating.
Not good.

stardust.
woopsie

Those Chavs were terrifying. My Cocaine was hardcore in that movie.

there are worse men to get raped by, considering a group of children isnt going to stop him

>les miserables
He was pretty strong to lift up that wagon. I might be ok

Be sure to yell "Today, I am Cancelling the Ass-pocalypse!!" before you pull the trigger.

He'll appreciate the pottery.

OH MY GOD TAKE YOUR WHITE VS BLACK BULLSHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE

Clone Ripley from Alien 4. So fuck you, Idris Elba, even if you manage to hurt her she's gonna burn you with her acid blood.

BTW Alien 4 wasn't all that bad, still better than most modern Hollywood flicks, and it had really great visuals.

It had prime Noni. That's all I remember. I was too busy jerking it to her to remember anything else.

Yeah, Winona was hot as always. Definetely a highlight of the movie.

I think it's the stuttering kid from IT.

Oh well, at least Idris isn't that bad looking.

Exactly. He wouldn't even hesitate.

I show him all my Idris posts from the archive

in what movie did that happen?

Sam Neil from Jurassic Park. I am fucked.

>Dersu Uzala

Slavshit vs BBC
Whoever wins, I still lose.

I'm getting it from both ends.

No matter who wins, I feel like I'll lose

I could take him myself. Add Goose from Drive into the mix and I'm good.

this fucked

Captain America from Winter Soldier. I'm feeling pretty safe here.

>implying I wouldn't get on my knees instead

Plebs.

Is this any good? I'm in the mood for some Klaus Kinoski, but I've heard this one is a bit on the heavy side

It's very dreamy and psychedelic feeling, with a lot of black comedy. There are some intense scenes but I wouldn't really call it an intense movie.

>The Split James McAvoy
>Bulletproof
Eat shit, nigger!

>Lake Mungo ghost
I don't know how this is supposed to work?

How did antifa come up with this idea? Wonder how much they paid the poor guy to larp

I watched beasts of no nation last night

So either they both kill each other or
Double rape me (mmmmm)

Safe

>Give his whereabouts to Michael K. Williams and Michael Potts.
I'll be fine.

either Tom Cruise in Rainman or Rainman
doesn't look good for me either way desu

Snake from Escape from New York.

Looks like Im safe.

>John Wick
Yeah nah dude, he won't even get in the house

Suicide squad was on HBO earlier so Deadshot gots my back

Admiral Jack Aubrey. I'd be fine. He'd flay that boy then make a cheeky pun.

Last movie I watched was Baby Driver. Guess I'm fucked, unless Baby can pull out some of those autistic dance moves and spellbind the black mamba.

>Up In The Air
George Clooney could smirk Idris to death I suppose.

>that glorious feel when you live in a redneck small town and stuff like this doesn't happen around here because everyone is strapped

Jason Momoa?

>General Turgidson
I'm doing fine

finally, watching capeshit pays off
there's no way superman would let a person minding their own business be raped in their own home

Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss

im_okay_with_this

That might work. He'll rape her, giving you time to leg it.

I shoot him dead as a nigger breaking into my house.

Wonder Woman. I'm probably okay.

>james bond

Dan Craig will shoot the nigger for breaking into my house.

I want Elba to make love to me but not like that
So I shoot him
Or Tom Cruise saves me

guys a fucking pussy
what? because he's black im supposed to be scared? I've been preparing all my life for the day one of them decides to B&E me, think home alone but with way more dead niggers

Roland Deschain.
This could get interesting

He's an actor I'd split his wog head apart with a fucking axe
cut the parts up and drop em in the river by here

Fuck me this didn't play out well.
>Idris kicks in door and pulls out giant black cock
>Owen Willson says "Oh hey, its Idris Elba! I love that guy! Hey man, how are you I cant belief you just show up like that. I mean obviously the door is gonna need to be repaired, and it looks like the frame may have taken a bit of damage too bit nothing a skilled carpenter couldn't handle."
>meanwhile I die of anal hemorrhaging.

I'll be fine.
>inb4 someone posts that mouth picture

So Tom Cruise can just repeat the fight over and over again until he wins, right?

Would be interesting to see - almost ironic

I'm 6'4" 210 lbs. have an 8 inch cock and held a black belt in jiu jitsu since I was 14 years old. There's no way a mere nigger like Idris would stand a chance against my lightening fast take-downs, quick marksmen like precision strikes, and most of all superior white intellect.