Pooh Bear, here, any horny girls?

Pooh Bear, here, any horny girls?

No Pooh is not for lewd

Time for my stoutness exercise.

You can catch flies with honey,

but you catch more honeys staying fly.

Satan...

Only one.

Don't forget Kanga!

Serious question: Who in the 100 Acre Woods would be a good fuck?

Rabbit is the only character who has shown a sexual interest in anything, and it was a throwaway gag in a song where he was surrounded by women (so he's probably straight too, just a bit metro). He probably wants to shoot himself because nothing in a 100 acre radius seems to have passed puberty, and most likely never will.

Wtf, they are kid animals

>Enji

HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGG

Easy question

Kanga surely has experience, I mean she has a kid.
Other than that I suppose christopher robin

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Actually I think most of them are living stuffed animal dolls.

Really, they're all supposed to be Christopher Robin's stuffed animals and everything that happens in the Hundred Acre Wood is going on in his imagination while he plays with them.

Tigger. Sex is what Tiggers do best!

i'd winnie her poo

>any horny girls?
do you mean "any nice honeys"

I'd smackerel her honey pot.

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Rabbit's a guy?

Is Roo?