Well the Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!

Well the Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!

Just stop, Jonah. It's over...

I'VE GOTTA TAKE A LITTLE TIME
A LITTLE TIME TO THINK THINGS OVER

I BETTER EAT SOME LESS PORK RINDS
IN CASE I GET BIG AS A BOULDER

AND THIS BUFFET I MUST DINE
FEEL LIKE THE WORLD UPON HER SHOULDERS
THROUGH THE CLOUDS I SEE MY LINE
IT KEEPS ME UP, WHAT I COULDA TOLD HER

IN MY LIFE
THERE'S BEEN HEARTBURN AND PAIN
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN FACE HER AGAIN
CAN'T STOP NOW
I'VE TRAVELED SO FAR
TO THINK OF ONE REPLY

What would have happened if he had simply laughed for a while without replying with any comeback?

>how long did it take you to come up with that joke?
or
>rude
or
>fat shaming is not cool (and use it for some improvised anti-bullying PSA)

Or if he didn't throw a bitchfit afterwards and let the french whore continue to be irrelevant.

Or
>Whoresaywhat?

You’re their best seller.

>how long did it take you to come up with that joke?

Not as long as you spend eating all day.

>rude

Fat.

>fat shaming is not cool

It's funny though.

Drop the weather girl insult and laugh it off.
Better than whining about it.

Bitch, I'm an oscar inductee, the only place you were ever seen outside of this show are bad infomercials for boob lifting bras

Eternity in Hell, having to hear the joke over and over. Your punishment Jonah.

It's not perfect, but it's the best we will ever do. E best anyone could do against...her

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with Brad Pit!

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>What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller

>"You should really follow in their example and run a little yourself, Jonah!"

Miles is the key

NOOOOOO

Should have punched her in the face.

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I mean, I get it, I can't stand frogs either. But if you ignore them they fade away.

Jonah won anyway guys stop making these threads, mods please delete these

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>Jonah won

Won so hard he left France and canceled his press tour lmfao Jonah go to bed,

WTF NO PLEASE NO

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
BIIIIIIIIITCH I WILL KILL YOUUUUUU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He seems like a nice guy, didn't deserve this. I'd laugh if Seth Rogan got the same treatment.

He should have acted ridiculously hurt by it, like to the point of tears while talking about how he's struggled with body image issues for years.

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You guys know that she basically roasts every guest on the show right?

But she never mentioned his weight or his looks.

I sure showed her Miles, pat me in the back , bro.

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Why are fat jokes so easy to make... Jesus, they write themselves...

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if only, the last good fatty fall down comedian died 20 years ago

Honestly whore jokes are also really east to make. Sup Forums is just bad at banter.

>How fat was she? She was so fat her bath tub has stretch marks!
>How fat was she? A cop saw her on the street and said, "hey, break it up!"

10/10

PLEASE STOP

what the hell is that?