Be DC

>be DC
>wake up in the morning
>Batman is still white
>have coffee
>Superman is still straight
>go to work
>Flash isn't transgender

Is there any better feel?

>Is there any better feel?

yes, waking up and have morning sex.

Jerking off doesn't count.

>Batman is still white

Not for lack of trying

>Batman is still white
The next Batman will be Mexican
screencap this

>>be DC
>>wake up in the morning
>>Batman is still white
>>Harley is still straight
>Checks Gun
>Poison Ivy is still straight
>>Put bullet in the chamber

Is there's a worse feel?

Marvel: let's have one team of heroes fight another team of heroes that's new and original

DC:

>Flash isn't transgender
Y'see, it's funny, because DC is, to date, the only one of the Big Two with a transgender superhero who isn't an alien or a shapeshifter or a magical being.

be respectful with my GF or fight me IRL

Really? I did not know that. Which character is it?

You say this like Suicide Squad vs Justice League isn't a thing.

You say this like Suicide Squad is a team of heroes.

We're getting a Zorro reboot?

>You say this like Suicide Squad is a team of heroes.

>The traditional Zorro stories follow the masked title character who fights corruption for peasants and farmers. This project is set in the near-future in a post-apocalyptic landscape, keeping the same theme in play of this mysterious hero taking on evil doers.

>Sending your woman to fight your battles for you
for shame

Coagula, the Doom Patrol character.
I'm pretty sure they're also the only one who've hired an openly trans author, and that was back in the early 90's.

Mite B Cool

It's Fox, so...

>we will live to see a time when Batman's origin was too recent for him to have been coming out of a movie theater playing a Zorro film

>Gay Alan Scott
>Black Wally West
>Bi Wonder Woman

Do you even comics OP?

You forgot about Tanya and Duke.

>Gay Alan Scott
From a different dimension
>Black Wally West
Same name different character
>Bi Wonder Woman
Duh, the guy that made WW lived with two bisexuals women.

>I'm pretty sure they're also the only one who've hired an openly trans author, and that was back in the early 90's.
You mean Kevin Smith?

Don't insult trans people by calling them "Kevin Smith"

>tried to replace Batman with a romani/gipsy Batman
>replaced a white Robin with a part arab part chinese Robin

>implying Superman isn't Chinese

>still reading the same comic characters over and over again

Like countless. the fuck you care so much about

Reminder that if Marvel did a crossover like this Sup Forums would be demanding Marvel exec's heads on a pike and generally causing a shitstorm

I'm pretty sure landwhale legbeards are antagonising/boycotting DC for not pandering to them. Based DC

DC isn't your stupid little fascist safe space, fuck off.

>Same name different character
So you don't read comics.

>I'm pretty sure landwhale legbeards are antagonising/boycotting DC for not pandering to them.
It's working pretty good, from the looks of the box offices.

You know, Batman is technically a jew.

>not trying to expand your fanbase
stupid

>apologetics
Stop trying to pretend it has anything to do with buisness.

the next Batman will be Duke. Mark my words.

I just realized that DC is coke, and Marvel is Pepsi.