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Worst Iron Man movie so far.

>retards still discussing capeshit like it's actually worthy of discussion
so fucking glad i quit watching this garbage. it feels good to be superior to you brainlets.

There was less Iron Man in this movie than there was Spider-Man in Civil War. No one called Civil War a Spider-Man movie.

I hope you know what a joke this statement is. This movie had Iron Man written all over it. Hell, he's even on that poster TWICE.

Spiderman was an incompetent version of Ironman in this. His suit was Starks; all that centering on the Jarvis variation was in there; And Tony Stark literally shows up to save the day more than once.

They took Spiderman and made it a minor, non-threatening bitch to their universe.
Go fuck yourself.

All the expansion of the roster in MCU is really ways for Disney to create a "family" out of unrelated characters.
Spider-Man is an Iron Man character now. So is Ant-Man. Quipped in super suits.
Black Widow, Falcon, and now Black Panther fall under Captain America. Punchy and shooty spies.
Guardians and Hulk are being integrated into the Thor family. Colorful nostalgic cosmic fantasy.
This is how Disney keeps these films nice and formulaic.

if you ever watched it in the first place you're an irredeemable pleb. you probably still think the dark knight shit heaps are good

Iron man 3 will never be topped as the worst super hero movie ever made simply because it shows a total hatered towards its audience

Well there was that Fant4stic 4 movie

You know what the worst part is? the worst part is that in a weird way it´s the best spiderman movie.
Or, let me rephrase that... it´s the closest an actor´s been of pulling both Peter attitude and Spiderman cheekyness and fun nature.

Despise all the other stuff that´s wrong with the movie that alone has value.

I really liked this, Holland is perfect for the role

The only thing good about this soulless cashgrab was Michael Keaton's performance. So basically his monologue near the end and the scene in the car. THAT'S IT.

if you think that peter needs to be some gay faggot squealing like guinea pig that has its balls squashed.

Look... Despise what movies had made you believe this movie describes his attitude and his real conflict better than any of the other movies while at the same time it adapts it to being teenage today.

That is just too fundamental for Spiderman and most of the other movies just fail at depicting it correctly... heck most of the time the other movies don´t even have good funny moments which are a must for his character.

Granted some stuff was missing like Ben´s death and Gwen´s death and granted Michelle is no MJ and Marisa Tomey is really not what you would expect when you think on aunt May but still...

So why is the awkward stalker nigress on the poster when she wasn't even in the movie that much?

Isn't she a singer or some shit?

Sup Forums hates this movie because omfg how can fucking NEW YORK can be diversive?

this guy is the best spiderman and peter by far, fuck sam raimi, fuck sony, fuck all of you. this is the best marvel has been at world building and vulture may be the best villain marvel ever had

no matter how much you autist fucks sperg over this daily(this is like the 10th thread in a day) this movie is a big success

didnt see anything of that. I was too distracted by all those smart niggers and spics

Instagram famous, and has a show on Disney.

>fuck sam raimi
take that back faggor
no matter how much shekels your new out of the mill shitty spiderjew movie has generated
nothing.... not a single remake will surpass sam`s spiderman 1 and 2

>most of the time the other movies don't even have good funny moments

Has Tom come out yet?

black Mj, sexualizing aunt May and iron man was the drawing line for me... so much so that i haven`t watched it and i`m not even going to torrent/stream this movie
never going to give my time to this bullcrap

Nope not yet. He's still living with his best friend/PA in a isolated house in Canada though.

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She's not Mary Jane, just so you know, and she's hardly in it too.

MJ
hurr durr its just intials bruh'
like turn off your brain
like totally not the same bruh

What I wouldn't give to see a Tom/Harrison sextape.

I bet he's a slutty bottom

SM3 is soo good. Love it

I guess i walked right into that one... i meant good funny. Witty dialogues and situations that befit the character.

I had my reservations too, but then again i hate most of the cape shit after winter soldier.
Iron man presence is relative... if Peter ends up joining the cap and Ironman ends up betrying him like on the civil war comics i think it could still work.

I agree about aunt May but i see Michelle as an elseworld thing. I would have gone with Felicia if they wanted to go with a distinct love interest that was not MJ or Gwen but overall is not really a big deal.

Sure, she is called MJ but she doesn´t look nor act like MJ so i don´t really see MJ there... i just see an invented love interest.

That fucking side shot looks like something out of a youtube video or porn parody. That's not really in the movie is it?

The Tugboat Stride

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And Spider-man looks like a TV episode while BvS is one of the most visually striking capeshit movies.

You mean iron man 2 user.

SJWs

>you will never be the meat in a Tom/Harrison sandwich

lmao

>make a half decent movie
>makes a lot of money

yeah somebody really dropped the ball here.

>how do we make our best hero as dull and uncool as possible while still making money?

Poor Tom. I wish they would let them be out and be happy.

>tfw you have to share a board with people like these

this

Spider-Man 1 and 2 are untouchable. When will you faggots learn?

>Spider-Man 1 and 2 are good so you're not allowed to enjoy Homecoming

was it brain damage?

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fuck me
can ironman get any more jew than that
i`m starting to believe RDJ is actually playing himself in ironman

>Native Americans
>wut?
>That game you used to play when you were a kid was actually called "Cowboys and Native Americans", that's what people called it.

being this humorless must take physical effort.

What if they actually tried to making it funny though?

Ignoring the terrible first 30 minutes it's one of the best Marvel movies.

How the fuck did Homecoming cost more than $20m? Atleast BvS looked worth its cost. Homecoming looks worse than an episode of Game of Thrones.

because she'll obviously be a major character in the sequels you low-iq degenerates

>sequels

It's true, unfortunately. There is a planned sequel.

I want him to shoot his webbing into my mouth

What's so funny?

An airport gangway is a lot lighter then a heavy-duty cooling unit.

muh diversity

>calling her mj
>it's totally different from Mary Jane goys

I watched it once as a capture from the torrents months ago. One viewing was all I needed. Too much SJW bullshit shoe horned into this movie.

>i meant good funny. Witty dialogues and situations that befit the character.
>backpedaling this hard

>Spider Man 3 scene
oh god nigga here come the waterworks

You can't be this retarded. Thats like saying spiderman (2002) is an uncle ben movie.

This, to be honest

>High tech suit with AI
>Wow my suit is so great, thank you Tony
>Made by Stark
>M-my Stark internship
>Iron Man saves the day twice
>Ironman on some posters near more dominant than Spiderman himself
Stay delusional

Watched the first 20 minutes right now.
>Flash is a pajeet manlet
>horrible CGI, like really fucking horrible

Yawn

What's going on here?

>diversive????

Can someone that read the sony email leaks explain to me amy pascal's reasoning as to why she fills her movies with niggers and whores? Also why the fuck haven't the sony execs fired such an incompetent cunt?

It was alright, but a lot of parts felt wrong.
They dont mention uncle Ben at all despite him being the main reason Peter became Spider-man, and how it portrays Peter as so eager to basically be Ironman's sidekick, when Spider-man was created as a solo hero because Stan Lee disliked the very idea of kid sidekicks.

I really don't get his decision at the end to not join the avengers. They didn't really develop the main reason for that. Was it that he finally saw it was too dangerous? He wanted to keep his friends and stay at school? Did he want to fuck Marisa Tomei?

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There was barely enough people to be considered as their "audience"

Occam's razor

Why is Peter in love with an average looking black girl in this movie?
Why is Flash Thompson Indian?

how come that black girl is on the poster but not the girl that Peter likes?

Go away Raimi

Why? Ashkenazi Jews are super smart.

this doesn't explain his decision? what was the simplest explanation.

Because the movie is a fucking parody

He thought it was a test because for some reason this iteration of spider twink is a moron

>got so hyped for Spider-man in the MCU from that one Civil War trailer
>they let me down completely
I enjoyed the ASM movies more.

Impossible to discuss movies on Sup Forums anymore.
To many racists that hasn't even watched the movies they are discussing

I cringed the whole way through the movie.
Doctor Strange was the killing blow and this was the nail in the coffin.
Marvel is fucking dead.

Spotted the nigger

Yes, this was a consequence of their evolved survival strategy as a rootless group of societal infiltrators. They are essentially parasites, and to survive as parasites in their host countries their hosts can't know they're parasites, because when the Jew inevitably pushes things too far as he has in hundreds of countries since the dawn of time, his formerly manipulated and degraded hosts attempt to exterminate him or if they're nice they just throw him out.

Not to mention that when this did happen time and time again it weeded out all the dumbest Jews who took too long to run or were not crafty enough to escape in time.

No other race has lived this way for thousands and thousands of years, for example the white race is just as much physical action and laboring off the land as they are philosophers and great thinkers. They are not hyper-selected for intelligence.

>retards in Sup Forums says homecoming is better than this

fucking shills

basically, this board is a joke and it always will be

Das rite, all dem racist niggaz is jokes. Dey hurtin out feelins and shit baka desu senpai

This movie literally isn't worth discussing on its merits alone, the incredibly transparent and annoying pandering and agenda pushing by Marvel only makes it even more of a dumpster fire than it already is.

Joke board discussing joke movies, what is the problem?

the movie was profitable and well reviewed you complete autist

you're spending too much time here listening to Snyder fans

oh jeez I'm so sorry I made fun of your favorite webpage

didn't mean to hurt your feelings

Niggers are a joke 2bh

No way it's getting a sequel you tards.

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They were thinking of all the money they raked in.

>iron man 3 will never be topped as the worst super hero movie

What agenda?