What will you be eating on election night Sup Forums?

What will you be eating on election night Sup Forums?

Steak? Pizza hut?

Trump Steak Angus Beef Prime

Me? I'd eat the crab legs.

Beans, since I'm such a poor fuck

Fondue probably

Most of Sup Forums will be eating humble pie as they watch Trump lose.

They don't sell Trump Steaks anymore :(

I would pay top dollar for any black market Trump Steaks in circulation.

Beef stake and home-made beer.

Big ass plate of bbq

Some burgers to celebrate the american burgers freeing themselves from the taco and bagel menace

Fish and chips with a cuppa

Why would you buy a steak from a man that eats his steak well done

More like beans because you're fucking Mexican and it's all you fuckers eat

Burritos.

Not being ironic or anything. I just love Mexican food.

Nah mate, I'm being honest with you. If we had more money, we'd be eating good shit every day

>Beef stake

Does that taste anything like a wooden stake?

Me gusta barbacoa

Buger of course

Sup Forums's tears

steak with democrat tears on the side

Something hot and spicey for when Hillary wins and I can be legit buttblasted.

If yall would stop undercutting each other in the labor market you'd be far better off. Illegal Mexicans should have their own union.

Tacos, burritos and a big ass tostada for the very last time

Just get some Indian food instead

When Trump loses, the Sup Forums tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.

I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million Sup Forums tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything

But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who lost to the first WOMAN president. The entire nation KNOWS that Hillary is a literal criminal, that she's practically bathed in the blood of 4 dead Americans, intimidated Bill's rape victims into silence, and her administration will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Trump. After all her bullshit, her crimes, her lies, they STILL see Hillary as being superior to Trump. When the denizens of Sup Forums come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.

I need to fap.

Coke, chocolate and corn chips. Would be beer but it'll be the middle of the day my time

>Indian food
Like hot and spicy Pajeet's fecies? Nty.

Gin, tonic, and your angst.

K...keep me posted

Nothing, not only because he's not winning but also because I'm not dumb enough to start eating because something happened or someone won election

feces*

That's the real shit right there family