JOHNNY DEPP

>JOHNNY DEPP

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Spanish navy an' sheeeeeeeit

YAK BAAAARROOOOW

JUGG SPEW

>JAKSPARRO

HOONNYY DBBB

Tzalad ??

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JUCK SPURROW

>YAGESPARRAGUS

YAGOOSPAGOO

>Take me to S'Barro

literally a 2-hour pizza commercial

HYAK SPAHL-L-L-L-LL-LOH

YAGSBAROOO

...

Orders sir?

>le main villain decides to do nothing because [reason?] trope

What would you have done genius?

fire both sides you dingus
they have at least 30 canons on each side

DJAGSPURDO

t. woman

Sbarroman literally did nothing wrong

WERR IS YAGG SPARRA?

YAKGESSPARROU
DO YOU KNOW DISS PIRRRRAT?

>"RUNNNNNNN!"

YARGLH SPLARRLGOW

My main problem with POTC 5, is that it doesnt really feel like an adventure like the others do, even Stranger Tides. Just lacked that adventure-oompf

BRRAP SPARRA?

>I'm not a witch, I'm a woman of science. In fact, I Fucking Love Science™! Don't you dare try to mansplain to me about observatories and astronomy, you pathetic small-dicked white man!

>Sack Sbarro

Why did he hate pizza so much?

WAT U LAUIN AT YAK DOGGO

hahaha Im pretty sure that goth on the right is a mime

>JACK IS FAT
>JACK IS FAT
>JACK IS FAT

Shitposting aside, how is Davy Jones still a lobster? Why did breaking the Trident remove Will Turners fish traits but not Davy's?

yah’sparroah

>HOLA JERG ZWARL

Because it wasn't a curse

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Hiii

DAK SBAOO

YAG A SBAOO

OP is a faggot.
Would you say that to him, please?

It's just good digits.

Jack Sparrow

YUG PORRRRRRROW

IF THE RULE YOU FOLLOWED BROUGHT YOU TO THIS...OF WHAT USE WAS THE RULE?

You'll all remember this day as the day you almost made a meme out of Jack Sparrow

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DÄPP DÄPP DÄPP
JOHNNY DÄPP DÄPP
JOHNNY JOHNNY DÄPP DÄPP DÄPP

John Depp

CONGO JOHNNY DEPP
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Literally best antagonist besides barbossa in this franchise

YAG SPALOO

YJAGKH SPORRO

What is he miming?

Salazar did literally nothing wrong. I spent the whole movie trying to figure out why he was a villain.

He wasn't. Sparrow ruined his life because based Spainbro wanted to rid the seas of degenerate pirates.

It's a lot like the first movie in that sense, pirates aren't the 'good guys' anymore.

The forgettable new characters are the ones you should see as good guys.

Best villain, the movie - and the franchise- would've been so much better if he was saved from the curse, got revived and survived the ordeal.

You could have Sparrow stay behind and die to protect the two new faces and have two more movies with him as a villain, the young guys as protagonists trying to kill him and Jack Sparrow as a ghost or other dumb pirate shit ghost of the force stuff, it would've been awesome, but no, more rehashed shit for the next episode.

>iranian flag
>italian food
What did they mean by that?

>tfw you just want to impose the rule of law
>and you are surrounded by nothing but idiots

You have no power here.

HACK SPARRA, DO YA FEER DEAF?

That scene was legit kino though.

I want to see Davy Jones vs Salazar in a rap battle.

LE NOH JOYCON VOICA BE HAERD ON THE COURSE DAY FOR WE BE WAKIN DA CRACKER