What show should I binge watch while I eat my breakfast this morning?

What show should I binge watch while I eat my breakfast this morning?

wtf does blood pudding taste like?

blood

Delicious
Wish I had some right now

This is why all Americans are fat.

I always check More4 to see if Jasmine Harman and her fat tits are on A Place in the Sun but they never are, then I switch the TV off

>Americans

That's a britbong breakfast if ever I saw one.

thats britbong shit

>implying this isn't the staple morning feast of the eternal anglo

>tfw new English gf to make me a god tier b’fast

>no potato scones
>no square sausage
>no haggis
>no fruit pudding

Apart from that, pretty good work.

What should I binge eat while I watch my show this morning?

Surprising good.
Like a dark oatmeal.

What's in the mug?

Tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon!

my 600lb life

>bloodwurst
I love North European cuisine but that I find genuinely disgusting

>Like a dark oatmeal.

Black semen

Cooking sherry

meat toast

If a place doesn't serve it I go somewhere else

MUSHROOMS!

What's beneath the eggs? Especially the right one.

>soft eggs
>not the superior hard eggs

Looks like fried bread, kind of has the consistency of french toast but greasier and obviously not sweet

I miss travelling in Ireland and the UK because of the breakfast.
>tfw can't get english bacon
>tfw can't get english sausages
>tfw no brown sauce

Looks like whole grain toast

Is that stuff in the bottom left bacon?

>proper tomato sauce
lol british as fuck

Probably the least British thing in the image, you can fuck off if you think I'm eating it with anything but heinz

The potato waffles are unneccasry if you got fried bread hiding under them aygs. Also I dont like beans on my fry ups, the yolk when it combines with the beans is rank. Also black pudding I dont want. Just bacon, eggs and mushies would do for me.

brown sauce is basically a1 steak sauce dude, though you'll be hard pressed to find an exact copy of HP brown sauce.

Who /oats/ here?
Oats, soft boiled eggs and tea
That's a perfect breakfast right there

Biker Mice from Mars

Came here to post this

What the fuck are non-English bacon and sausages? You mean like frankfurters?

You Are What You Eat

Imagine the turd that produces to present to that deformed witch that does tht show

you need some sleep my dude?

>Imagine the turd that produces to present to that deformed witch that does tht show

Righto, plebeian.

>Imagine the turd that produces to present to that deformed witch that does tht show
Jesus Christ, you bastard, what's this cryptic shit you're making us work to understand?

>Imagine the turd that produces to present to that deformed witch that does tht show

Let me rephrase and explain.

"You Are What You Eat" is a brit show where that woman examines people's diets, and gets them to shit in a box so she can examine their shit.

A big breakfast like OP's would produce a huge turd, which would then be presented to the presenter for her to have a good look at.

lmao

My entire breakfast consists of 1 (one) banana.

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Jesus Christ, you bongs are a fucking riot sometimes.

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The tomatoes piss me off every time I see these English breakfast plates, why fucking tomatoes?

No fucking way

That's the vegetables, it would be unbalanced without them.

Couldn't they find a better vegetable to pair it with? The mushrooms are perfect but why tomatoes?

Dry. You need baked apple to make it taste good.

Tomatoes are a fruit

they are fried and peppered, taste delicious and go great with the TOMATO beans, genious.

Eggs are the fruit, cackleberries.

Tomatoes are delicious, you fucking fag

you are the true genious for making such good life choises

He's right. I don't think it's on TV anymore, but it definitely was a programme.

She would proper analyse these fat people turds, poking and pulling them apart too. Grim.

Kek after all these years I still forget that
>Tomato beans
These English breakfast are sounding worse and worse as I learn more about them

You're a fucking fruit.

baked beans in a rich, sugary tomato sauce.

The told me British television was shit but this is ridiculous!

probably gonna watch christine (1983) while eating pic related

Could anyone really go to work after eating that?

Pls no
I hate the taste of sweetness unless it's a pastry
I don't even like the typical BBQ sauce and I'm a barbecue loving American

barbecue sauce isn't real barbecue, retard

they have a keeper of the stool for the queen too

Ulster Fry has the edge on the full english I'm sorry to say

There's an occasional show that's just daft. There's one on or was one on where you would date people by looking at their junk first.

you've never tasted tomato beans? what is wrong with you?

>OP image has everything there + some extra stuff + the stuff in the OP looks nicer
Alright Paddy, whatever you say

Looks disgusting. Where's the brown sauce?

Well that must be why I don't like it, fuck any sweet barbecue
I have which is why I lost my admiration of English breakfasts since I really don't like them

you need 3x toast with a fry-up

>one slice of toast to make a sausage sarnie
>another to make a bacon sarnie
>save the last piece for the egg yolk + black pudding finale

>Could anyone really go to work after eating that?
yes, men can. you clearly aren't one. go check out a construction site sometime, guys there drink a 5th of vodka, get 3 hours of sleep, slam down a breakfast like pic in the OP, then go lift heavy shit for 12 hours in 100 degree sun. That's the kind of shit actual real men can do, you beta faggot. Just saying.

>toast
>not an English muffin
Ponce

Did you travel here from the past to shitpost in ye ole English?

retarded third worlder. no one would let anyone on a site who has been drinking and only has a few hours of sleep

married with children

t. never been on a construction site

unless they are operating machinery and are literally still drunk

third worlder

I don't fucking believe you. YouTube link now! Otherwise I will sue you for defecation defamation.

>the absolute state of beta NEETs
construction workers live rough lives, unlike you.

>No brown sauce

You fucked up, lad

>English Muffins
>Not fried bread

You ain't even British you nonce

nice try but i live in freedom land. so you are either full of shit or europe's construction workers are a bunch of pussies. Which is entirely possible now that i think about it.

>He eats anything in the morning. Can't wait til lunch, tubby?

>nice try but i live in freedom land

america is 3rd world m8, sorry.

The Orville.

what's the white stuff, muslim cheese? I love that shit

not him but it used to play all the time on BBC America along with that house cleaning show with the two women. They would always emphasize how dirty and disgusting the bathroom and toilet was complete with gross closeups of shit and piss stained toilets.

How are you even supposed to start your day with this ?
If i'm eating this shit then i'm taking a fucking nap cause all this grease and all those calories would pin me the fuck down.

It's Sunday you're not supposed to have errands today

>bongfeast
>american

>beans for breakfast

fockin 'ell mate now that's a pwoper breakfast

How can brits eat this every single day and NOT get fat? Must be genetics.