>"Umnmmm... AAAALLRIGHTY THEN...."
"Umnmmm... AAAALLRIGHTY THEN...."
Carter Sanchez
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Leo Rivera
what's his endgame?
Hudson Hernandez
>HEY, I TOOK TIME OUT OF MY BUSY SCHEDUAL TO COME TO YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT COUNTRY. THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS NOT ACT LIKE A FUCKING BITCH
*audience cheers*
Josiah Gutierrez
"Act? Why don't you act like someone who cares about diet and exercise?"
Logan Brown
tourist scum
Blake Collins
...
Julian Jones
"haha very funny. Excuse me one moment"
*Takes dick out*
*Start waving it around while sending hot steaming liquid shit from inflamed anus*
"What do you thinka this, huh?"
*Start eating shit off of the floor while making pig noises*
"Oink hah let's all clap everybody.. go on why'd you stop? Hahaha"
Austin Gutierrez
>"yeah, well, you're mom!"
We won.
Robert Martinez
>Did I leave to grab my wallet?
Liam Thomas
>ragequits country
Caleb Cruz
...
Blake Brooks
I would literally piss myself laughing if he did that in jim carreys voice as his response
Ryan James
>Why not two North African refugees, racist
Luke Williams
She's dating a sandnigger already
Hudson Hall
...
Jayden Smith
>jewish
N-NANI?!
Juan Moore
>Haha, yeah
Eli Edwards
>why would I leave to get the subs? I'd just have my guy pick them up for me as always
then unwrap a steaming meatball marinara and chow down
Dominic Wright
Jonahfriends I'm starting to lose hope.
Joseph Jackson
>Haha, I have the same fantasy! Just without Brad and leo; and instead of you there's a beautiful french woman
Jack Harris
#litty
Logan Young
I don't think Leo and Brad want your STDs
Jace Flores
Maybe 16 years ago I'd have some sexual fantasies about you
Matthew Perez
Underrated
Christian Torres
Context?
Ryder Thomas
tell the people at home what "context" means
Dylan Rivera
Holy shit, i-is this the one, goys ? is this the one we've been waiting for all this time ?
Bentley Smith
>16 years ago? Is that when you could still see your penis?
Wyatt Fisher
SHUUTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP
Evan Young
>"Acting is something you should consider trying sometime, Jonah!"
Brody Thomas
>*crowd boos*
>jonah to make apology for sexist comment
Ryan Jackson
YOU FUCKING BITCH DIE WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE I HATE YOU
Matthew Perez
>I refuse to leave.
Nolan Cruz
Someone shop Paulies hand in.
Wyatt Jones
When they go low the Jews go high
Jonathan Lee
FUCKING ROASTIE WITCH REEEEEEEEEEE
Jose Clark
>"I can probably make that happen, just need to know your going rate first."
The only real way to do it and still look good.
Jack Bailey
...
Caleb Fisher
You should say
>If you were 16 years younger I'd have had fantasies about YOU.
otherwise she'll come back with
James Long
Ahahaha The absolute state of the Americas
Aiden Green
stop it we already had a few good ones this week
Caleb Lewis
DEFLECT DEFLECT DEFLECT
Easton Wright
WE NEED MORE TIME
Asher Martin
>haha at least I can get my foot in the door. at the end of the day I'll still collect my million dollar check and you'll just be the host of a little show only a third of France will see.
Hudson Gonzalez
>*pulls out glock*
...Oh I'm sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No, please continue. I'd love to hear the rest of this little fantasy of yours..EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! What's the matter, cat got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before...what changed..?
Oh this?
>*cocks gun*
Yeah, this is normal carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first one you've seen, ma chérie
Jaxon Clark
so when she was 14?
>room goes dead silent
>host throws to commercial break
>jonah is politely asked to leave
>in the news: is pedo hollywood real? jonah hill admits to pedophilia rumors on live tv
Leo Campbell
>>haha at least I can get my foot in the door
Great but how are you gonna get the rest of you in?
Jordan Powell
How would he smuggle that in the studio?
Carson Stewart
>fuck you
Beat that bitch.
Jack Watson
she always wins
Jacob Adams
Sure, as soon as your find your dick, tubby.
James Roberts
She'd be 15, and it's a little sleazy but not enough that it'd be an issue
Ian Reyes
why is miles laughing at him i thought they were bros
Jaxson Martinez
Ahhh There it is. You're so focused on trying to win that you didn't hear the rest of what I had to say. Heh. Real professional for a TV host. Either way...
you shouldn't be jealous that my breasts are bigger than yours
Thomas Fisher
>Well that's just like your opionion, man
Ayden Jackson
These two combined
>Maybe if you were 16 years younger and didn't have so many STDs I might have sexual fantasies about YOU
Jayden Rivera
We finally have it
Carter Brooks
Oh my frog. That's the one isn't it?
John Gutierrez
>I dunno, I've seen Titanic and Leo was pretty reluctant to get on top of a wooden board.
Cooper Rodriguez
Alright, let's settle this once and for all: