>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
>Doesn't matter if she simply overheated or not >Passing out during 9/11 (a national crisis) conflates her with being physically unfit to handle national crises >Literally the SINGLE WORSE time to faint, at the worst place >The persuasion equivalent of a nuclear holocaust >Her campaign is FUCKING OVER
Jason Lee
I think its time to mess around a little bit. Correct the record is a service that spreads leftist lies through social media. This is their recruitment website that I have been visiting for months and getting direct instructions from. Feel free to leave anything you want. I quit. correctrecord.org/
Isaiah Garcia
GETTHATSHOE
Cooper Watson
THIS IS AWOOOOOOOVEMENT
Caleb Ward
Do you guys feel it too?
Isaiah Turner
Say it with me Sup Forums:
L-A-N-D-S-L-I-D-E
Brayden Allen
AWOOO
Josiah Ward
>shkreli is literally running to chelsea's apartment
I'm literally fucking roaring with laughter right now. Actually cackling. Between this episode, Sup Forums's posts, and Martin Shkreli literally RUNNING to Chelsea Clinton's apartment to investigate, I'm fucking dead.
MAKE TRUMP RETWEET THIS THE SAME WAY HE RETWEETED OBAMA
KEEP POSTAN THIS HILLBOT TWEET
Ayden Price
>emergency he hopped in a cab, lol
Zachary Morris
Don't forget 9/11 is also the anniversary of Benghazi
Oliver Murphy
Martin Shkrelli is so out of shape he could only walk 1 mile before having to hail a cab
Eli Mitchell
Martin Shkreli to cab driver: Run any lights. It's a matter of national security.
Jackson Edwards
HER PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
ARMS ARE HEAVY
Anthony Murphy
ya blew it
Mason Sanders
Based Shkreli: "How do you overheat? It's a really nice day. I just ran a mile and I'm not overheating"
the absolute madman
Connor Jackson
>it's a matter of national security kek
Sebastian Russell
ITS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY
Jeremiah Clark
III
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Christian Lee
*collapses*
Logan Cox
UGH, can we just stop LYING about Hillary's health? Yeah, she has a risk of blood clots. Yeah, a blood clot was found in her brain as reported in the national news in December 2012. But no, there is nothing to worry about. She probably just had a transient ischemic attack, or mini-stroke. Which, btw, don't cause any permanent damage.
You know, transient ischemic attacks? Or TIA? They cause "vascular parkinsonism," a form of "atypical parkinsonism" in which parkinson-like symptoms can manifest as a result of transient ischemic attack(TIA, or mini-stroke) in 2012 and NOT full Parkinson's disease which is different. >bcm.edu/healthcare/care-centers/parkinsons/conditions/vascular-parkinsonism >the diagnosis is suggested by predominant involvement of the legs ("lower-body parkinsonism") with gait and balance problems, lack of tremor, poor response to levodopa (as opposed to Parkinson's disease), and CT or MRI brain scans showing multiple minute or more extensive strokes.
So Hillary DOESN'T have real Parkinson's disease, and didn't have a permanent stroke with brain damage, just a mini-stroke. CAN WE DROP THIS PLEASE?
