HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
SAMURAI JACK
To make some shitty films that suck ass
THAT STUPID, SHITTY PAINTING SUCKED ASS
He was a fucking Mary Sue in that movie, it was just very bad
>have to shoehorn action into what was shaping up to be an interesting accounting drama
>tfw there is no market for accounting kino
I can't wait for the next one. I genuinely enjoyed this movie.
He'd rather Haaaave
Matt Damon
Take a dihearrea dump on his career
HE'D RATHER HAVE
THE WARNER BROS
TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR
He'd rather eat
the rotten asshole
of Jennifer Garner and down it with beeer
It was autism kino
>accounting
>autism
Pick two
I usually hate Mary Sue lead characters in action movies (American Assassin was the worst with this) but I felt like at least Christian had a personality.
Have you seen the movie?
Affleck plays an autist.
AND STUFF MIKE'S BIG COCK IN HIS WIFE'S ASS
i was hoping this was accounting kino all the way through the movie.
boy was i disappointed
Rami Malik would be the perfect Motherfucker Mike.
BROWN BRICKS
>nostalgia critic
Not revolting enough
Common misconception about accountants, but really they're just accountants.
holy shit
Dis this really turn into an action flick? I made it through about half of it and could see no way anything of intereest would happen. His drawing had just been erased. Pretty shit.
>there's no market for the market itself
Because people want to identify with humanizing emotions not seedy tactics invented natural born hook-nosed subverters.
Why did this get so much shit? It's pretty damn good action thriller, even if towards the end it becomes too predictable. Like, you saw the brother reveal coming an hour before it happened.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
To make some shitty films that suck ass
He'd rather Haaaave
Matt Damon
Take a dihearrea dump on his career
He'd rather eat
the rotten asshole
of Jennifer Garner and down it with beeer
He's the angriest autist you've ever heard
He's the angry on the specter nerd
He's the angry JennyMcCarthywasright-nerd
He's the angry vaccined nerd
also get a life losers