Les Deplórables

Hey, Sup Forums. In honor of Clinton's labelling us a 'basket of deplorables', I've gone ahead and changed the entire lyrics of the musical, Les Miserables, to fit the 2016 election. Feast on the fruits of my autism:

OPENING SCENE: Look Down

>The Right (as chorus):
Look down, Look down
Don't challenge the Jewish lie
Look down, Look down
the white race will die

Barack’s in power
and Clinton’s on her way
Look down, Look down
wait till Election Day

>MRA 1:
I'm not privileged
sweet Trump here my prayer

>The Right:
Look down Look down
Sweet Trump doesn't care

>MRA 2
I know he’ll run
I know Ron Paul’ll be true

>The Right:
Look down Look down
His son’s forgotten you

(cont.)

(Look Down, cont.)


>MRA 3:
Unless I’m tenured
I won’t be heard
Here or dust!

>The Right:
HUH!
Look down, Look down
You’ll always be privileged
look down, look down
Why’d you ever get hitched?”


>Clinton (as Javert):
Now prisoner 14/88
Your rule is up and your privilege is done
you know what that means?

>Trump (as Valjean)
Yes, it means I’m freeeeee

>Clinton:
No
Pay to the dollar your reparations
This bill of shame will show until you die
It warns you’re a dangerous race

>Trump
I built a great busineeeeeessss…
My father’s loan was quite small
I worked hard-

Clinton
You’ll work hard again
Unless you’re passed over for a woman

>Trump
I know the meaning of those four wives…
A slaaaaaaave… of women!

>Clinton
One wife for who you were!
The rest because you had to rape
Yes, prisoner 14/88

>Trump
My name is Donald Trump

>Clinton
And I am Clinton!
Do not forget my name!
Do not forget me!
14/88

I meme'd a meme (I dreamed a dream)

>Lauren Southern (as Fantine):
There was a time when men weren’t cucks
When their lands were safe
And their schools were lively
There was a time when Mises was read
and the West was a meme
And the meme was spicy.
There was a time
Then it all went wrong…

I meme’d a meme in time gone by
When Sup Forums was dank
And shit worth posting
I meme’d a board to never diiiieeee
I meme’d that Trump would be winning…

When I was young, and an oldfaaaaaag
some memes were made and used and posted
There were no newfags to be seeeeeen
No cancerous memes
No user too autistic…

But the newfags come like cancer
with their greentexts on the spectruuuuuum
as they post from Australia
and they turn Sup Forums to shaaaaaaaaaaaaame

He slept a summer by my siiiide
He filled my youth with endless wonder
He took my childhood in a striiiide;
But moot was gone when Clinton came!

And still I dream that he'll come to me
That we will post our memes togetheeeeer
But now we have Hiroshima-Nagasaki
and there are downs we cannot weatheeeeer

I had a meme danker than Pepe
So different from this shit we’re posting
So different now what what we haaaaaad
Newfags have killed
The meme I meme’d

The Alt Right (The Confrontation Scene)

>Hillary:
Donald, at last
the election’s over soon
Monsieur Republicain
You play a different tune…”

>Trump:
Before you shill another shill, Clinton
before you call me a racist again
listen to me
there's something I must saaaaay...

This movement leaves behind some suffering whites
there is none but me who can intercede
in whitey’s name
one term is all I neeeeeed...

Then I'll leave
I pledge my word,
then I'll leave..."

>Clinton:
You must think me mad!
I've sought this office across the years!
Men like you can never change
A man... who's a man!"

>Trump:
Believe of me what you will
there is a movement I'm sworn to serve
you know nothing of the alt right
All I did was show them the light!”

>Hillary
My duty’s to Soros!
You have no Jews!
Come with me, 14/88
Now the election’s almost done
Donald Trump means ‘racist’ now…

Dare you run against me now?
I’m the price we have to pay
I’m the seed the ‘60s sowed
I now even love the gay!

You know nothing of Clinton!
I was born a Goldwater Girl
I was born with scum like you
I am a shitlord too!”

One Meme More (One Day More)

>Trump
One meme more
Another meme, another gaffe to say
in this never-ending road to Election Day
These cucks who want to end my race
Will surely try to smear my baseOne meme more-“

>Gary Johnson (as Marius)
I was high until today
How I could I forget Aleppo?

>Johnson and Weld (as Cosette)
November we’ll be forgotten
and yet with you my career has ended.”

>Milo (as Éponine)
One more tweet all on my own…

>Johnson and Weld
Will we have a chance again?

>Milo
One more day with no one caring!”

>Johnson and Weld
We weren’t born to be relevant!

>Milo
A Cambridge degree I might have had…

>Johnson and Weld
But we swore to be true…

>Milo
But they sold the Party ouuuuuuuuuut!

>Ron Paul (as Enjolras)
ONE MORE MEME BEFORE THE END!

>Gary Johnson:
Will I follow Ron Paul’s paaaaath?”

>Ron Paul:
HATCH THE BARRICADES OF FREEDOOOOOM!

>Gary Johnson:
Shall I join the Libertarian Party?”

>Ron Paul:
When the blacks begin to rise…”

>Gary Johnson:
Do I cuck or do I daaaaare?”

>Ron Paul:
Will we embrace the happeniiiiing?

(One meme more, cont.)

>Trump
ONE MEME MOOOORE”

>Clinton:
One meme more to the election
We will stop this Golden Stud
We’ll be ready for these Pepes
They will wet Ferguson with blood!”

>Trump
One meme more!

>Nigel (as Thénardier)
Watch em turn alt right

>Boris Johnson (as Madam Thénardier)
Match em on our own

>Nigel and Boris
Keeping Britain white,
remembering Gladstone!

>Nigel
Here’s a little tip

>Boris
Tories outta touch

>Nigel and Boris
UKIP’s on the rise
Won’t miss Cameron much!

>BLM (as chorus)
One more meme to a new world order
Raise your hands to justice high - (Secondary chorus: Hands up don’t shoot!)
Every black will be a king (Secondary chorus: We all wuz was kangz!)
There’s a new world order for the choosing
There’s a new world order for the chosen (Secondary chorus: Oy vey!)
Do you see the Pepe meme?

(One meme more, cont. 3)


>Gary Johnson:
My place is here
I’m cucked, with you!!!

>Trump
One meme more!

>Clinton
We will join these useful idiots
we will follow through the polls
we will use their social justice
we will troll the libtard trolls

>Trump
One meme more!

>Clinton
One more day to the election
We will stop this Golden Stud
We’ll be ready for these Pepes

>Trump
November is another time
November is the judgment time

>Chorus
November, we’ll discover
what the whites and kangz
have in store

One more dawn
One more meme
One meme moooooooooooore!

Do you see the Pepe Memes (Do you hear the people sing)

>Chorus
Do you see the Pepe memes?
Memeing the memes of angry whites
It is the meme of a race
who will not be slaves themselves!

When the beating of your hearts
echoes the beating of the blacks,
There is a life about to start
when November comes!

Will you join in our crusade
Will you be strong and deus vult?
Beyond mom’s basement
Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight
That will give you, the whites
a state of your own
REEEEEEEEE!

Do you see the Pepe memes?
Meming the memes of angry whites
IT is the meme of a race
who will not be slaves themselves!

When the beating of your hearts
echoes the beating of the blacks
There is a life about to start
when November comes!

Will you shill all you can shill
so that our pride may move on
Some will cuck and some will redpill
Will you stand up for your wife’s son?
The blood of the heroes
will water the ghettos of Ferguson!

Do you see the Pepe memes?
Meming the memes of angry whites
IT is the meme of a race
who will not be slaves themselves!
When the beating of your hearts
echoes the beating of the blacks
There is a life about to start
when November comes!

Clinton's Defeat (Javert's Suicide)

Clinton
Who is this Trump,
What sort of Donald is he,
to have me caught in a trap,
and choose to prosecute me?

It was my hour at last
after being Sec of State
Wipe out the servers
and heap on General Powell all the hate!

All it would take was a scrub of the cloth;
The job was Huma’s
and now I’ve this damned cough!

Damned if I’ll live
in the debt of Comey!
Damned if I yield my job at Chase!

I own the server,
and the server was not hacked!
I’ll spit the election right back in their face!
The people know not what they have done;
It is either Donald… or Clinton!

And my thoughts drift again…
Can Assange be believed?
Was Vince Foster my doing?
My memory, a stroke relieeeeeeeved!

And must I now begin to doubt?
Who never doubted all these years…
Benghazi’s done,
What does it matter?
The Foundation I have known
is lost in shadow…

Is he from the right or the left?
And does he know?
That indicting me like this today,
this man has killed me, like so…

I am dabbing but I fall,
and the dindus are black and swole
as I stare into the void,
of a world Soros cannot mould.

I escape now from that world!
From the world of Donald Trump!
There is nowhere I can shill,
there is nobody left to stuuuuuump!

Holy hell in a handbasket this is the best autism I have seen in ages.
Good job on the lyrics though, I really liked them.

Danke schön

Would be pretty great if we could get Uncuck the Right or someone to actually make this

now we only need some anons to vocaroo this shit and it's ready to go for the theaters

Anyone volunteering?

I gave absolutely critical feedback in the composition "user." Don't forget to include me in the screen cap to this American cultural touchstone.

bump for underrated autism

Will do, chief

There was that french user on vocaroo humming baguette and some fagotry.

Pls do this, and were you just trying to say thanks in Turkish?

German, though I guess it's basically the same at this point :/

Ha, nice one.

For the record it's Dankešim.

Ha, nice one.

For the record it's written Dankešim.

Very nice.

Meme warfare.

Get in here boys. If you haven't pissed for twenty minutes take a bathroom break and strap in. Time to get ready.

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Please continue writing meme lyrics, these were great user.

it's Déplorables cleetus

We need someone who can sing now

>Sup Forums: The Musical

We should make a play

Sorry I don't speak frog, you fucking dikenigger

Holy fucking shit man this is good. I just finished the novel yesterday and know every word to the musical. You've done Kek's will.

Dibs on Cosette, tbf

Bump for music

who can sing

Simply unbelievable autism, but I like it.

Keep going you glorious bastard

>Jews (Stars)
>Clinton
There, out in the whiteness
a candidate running
fallen from God.
Fallen, oy vey!

God be my witness!
I never shall yield,
till Huma cums on my face.
till Huma cums on my face.

He knows his ways in the memes,
mine is the way of the whooooooore.
Those who follow the path of the Chosen,
shall have their reward.
And if they fall as the goyim fell,
the flames, the sword!

Jews, in your multitudes,
scarce to be counted,
filling the darkness,
with race war and hate!

You are the chosen ones,
hidden in power.
Keeping watch over all;
Keeping watch over all.

You feed them false history,
take courses to serve your aim,
and each new Shoah returns and returns,
and is always the saaaaame!

And if you fell as the goyim fell,
you fell in flaaaaaaaames.
And so it must be, for so it is written
on the textbooks of history
that for those six million who fell,
we must pay the price!

Soros let me beat him
so that I may never be
locked behind baaaaaaars.
Now I must go to rest,
till then, this I swear -
this I swear by the Jews!

Damn...