Hey, Sup Forums. In honor of Clinton's labelling us a 'basket of deplorables', I've gone ahead and changed the entire lyrics of the musical, Les Miserables, to fit the 2016 election. Feast on the fruits of my autism:
OPENING SCENE: Look Down
>The Right (as chorus): Look down, Look down Don't challenge the Jewish lie Look down, Look down the white race will die
Barack’s in power and Clinton’s on her way Look down, Look down wait till Election Day
>MRA 1: I'm not privileged sweet Trump here my prayer
>The Right: Look down Look down Sweet Trump doesn't care
>MRA 2 I know he’ll run I know Ron Paul’ll be true
>The Right: Look down Look down His son’s forgotten you
(cont.)
Ethan Green
(Look Down, cont.)
>MRA 3: Unless I’m tenured I won’t be heard Here or dust!
>The Right: HUH! Look down, Look down You’ll always be privileged look down, look down Why’d you ever get hitched?”
>Clinton (as Javert): Now prisoner 14/88 Your rule is up and your privilege is done you know what that means?
>Trump (as Valjean) Yes, it means I’m freeeeee
>Clinton: No Pay to the dollar your reparations This bill of shame will show until you die It warns you’re a dangerous race
>Trump I built a great busineeeeeessss… My father’s loan was quite small I worked hard-
Clinton You’ll work hard again Unless you’re passed over for a woman
>Trump I know the meaning of those four wives… A slaaaaaaave… of women!
>Clinton One wife for who you were! The rest because you had to rape Yes, prisoner 14/88
>Trump My name is Donald Trump
>Clinton And I am Clinton! Do not forget my name! Do not forget me! 14/88
Benjamin Lewis
I meme'd a meme (I dreamed a dream)
>Lauren Southern (as Fantine): There was a time when men weren’t cucks When their lands were safe And their schools were lively There was a time when Mises was read and the West was a meme And the meme was spicy. There was a time Then it all went wrong…
I meme’d a meme in time gone by When Sup Forums was dank And shit worth posting I meme’d a board to never diiiieeee I meme’d that Trump would be winning…
When I was young, and an oldfaaaaaag some memes were made and used and posted There were no newfags to be seeeeeen No cancerous memes No user too autistic…
But the newfags come like cancer with their greentexts on the spectruuuuuum as they post from Australia and they turn Sup Forums to shaaaaaaaaaaaaame
He slept a summer by my siiiide He filled my youth with endless wonder He took my childhood in a striiiide; But moot was gone when Clinton came!
And still I dream that he'll come to me That we will post our memes togetheeeeer But now we have Hiroshima-Nagasaki and there are downs we cannot weatheeeeer
I had a meme danker than Pepe So different from this shit we’re posting So different now what what we haaaaaad Newfags have killed The meme I meme’d
Josiah Gomez
The Alt Right (The Confrontation Scene)
>Hillary: Donald, at last the election’s over soon Monsieur Republicain You play a different tune…”
>Trump: Before you shill another shill, Clinton before you call me a racist again listen to me there's something I must saaaaay...
This movement leaves behind some suffering whites there is none but me who can intercede in whitey’s name one term is all I neeeeeed...
Then I'll leave I pledge my word, then I'll leave..."
>Clinton: You must think me mad! I've sought this office across the years! Men like you can never change A man... who's a man!"
>Trump: Believe of me what you will there is a movement I'm sworn to serve you know nothing of the alt right All I did was show them the light!”
>Hillary My duty’s to Soros! You have no Jews! Come with me, 14/88 Now the election’s almost done Donald Trump means ‘racist’ now…
Dare you run against me now? I’m the price we have to pay I’m the seed the ‘60s sowed I now even love the gay!
You know nothing of Clinton! I was born a Goldwater Girl I was born with scum like you I am a shitlord too!”
Luke Lee
One Meme More (One Day More)
>Trump One meme more Another meme, another gaffe to say in this never-ending road to Election Day These cucks who want to end my race Will surely try to smear my baseOne meme more-“
>Gary Johnson (as Marius) I was high until today How I could I forget Aleppo?
>Johnson and Weld (as Cosette) November we’ll be forgotten and yet with you my career has ended.”
>Milo (as Éponine) One more tweet all on my own…
>Johnson and Weld Will we have a chance again?
>Milo One more day with no one caring!”
>Johnson and Weld We weren’t born to be relevant!
>Milo A Cambridge degree I might have had…
>Johnson and Weld But we swore to be true…
>Milo But they sold the Party ouuuuuuuuuut!
>Ron Paul (as Enjolras) ONE MORE MEME BEFORE THE END!
>Gary Johnson: Will I follow Ron Paul’s paaaaath?”
>Ron Paul: HATCH THE BARRICADES OF FREEDOOOOOM!
>Gary Johnson: Shall I join the Libertarian Party?”
>Ron Paul: When the blacks begin to rise…”
>Gary Johnson: Do I cuck or do I daaaaare?”
>Ron Paul: Will we embrace the happeniiiiing?
Dominic Jenkins
(One meme more, cont.)
>Trump ONE MEME MOOOORE”
>Clinton: One meme more to the election We will stop this Golden Stud We’ll be ready for these Pepes They will wet Ferguson with blood!”
>Trump One meme more!
>Nigel (as Thénardier) Watch em turn alt right
>Boris Johnson (as Madam Thénardier) Match em on our own
>Nigel and Boris Keeping Britain white, remembering Gladstone!
>Nigel Here’s a little tip
>Boris Tories outta touch
>Nigel and Boris UKIP’s on the rise Won’t miss Cameron much!
>BLM (as chorus) One more meme to a new world order Raise your hands to justice high - (Secondary chorus: Hands up don’t shoot!) Every black will be a king (Secondary chorus: We all wuz was kangz!) There’s a new world order for the choosing There’s a new world order for the chosen (Secondary chorus: Oy vey!) Do you see the Pepe meme?
Connor Rogers
(One meme more, cont. 3)
>Gary Johnson: My place is here I’m cucked, with you!!!
>Trump One meme more!
>Clinton We will join these useful idiots we will follow through the polls we will use their social justice we will troll the libtard trolls
>Trump One meme more!
>Clinton One more day to the election We will stop this Golden Stud We’ll be ready for these Pepes
>Trump November is another time November is the judgment time
>Chorus November, we’ll discover what the whites and kangz have in store
One more dawn One more meme One meme moooooooooooore!
Caleb Rivera
Do you see the Pepe Memes (Do you hear the people sing)
>Chorus Do you see the Pepe memes? Memeing the memes of angry whites It is the meme of a race who will not be slaves themselves!
When the beating of your hearts echoes the beating of the blacks, There is a life about to start when November comes!
Will you join in our crusade Will you be strong and deus vult? Beyond mom’s basement Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight That will give you, the whites a state of your own REEEEEEEEE!
Do you see the Pepe memes? Meming the memes of angry whites IT is the meme of a race who will not be slaves themselves!
When the beating of your hearts echoes the beating of the blacks There is a life about to start when November comes!
Will you shill all you can shill so that our pride may move on Some will cuck and some will redpill Will you stand up for your wife’s son? The blood of the heroes will water the ghettos of Ferguson!
Do you see the Pepe memes? Meming the memes of angry whites IT is the meme of a race who will not be slaves themselves! When the beating of your hearts echoes the beating of the blacks There is a life about to start when November comes!
Camden Lewis
Clinton's Defeat (Javert's Suicide)
Clinton Who is this Trump, What sort of Donald is he, to have me caught in a trap, and choose to prosecute me?
It was my hour at last after being Sec of State Wipe out the servers and heap on General Powell all the hate!
All it would take was a scrub of the cloth; The job was Huma’s and now I’ve this damned cough!
Damned if I’ll live in the debt of Comey! Damned if I yield my job at Chase!
I own the server, and the server was not hacked! I’ll spit the election right back in their face! The people know not what they have done; It is either Donald… or Clinton!
And my thoughts drift again… Can Assange be believed? Was Vince Foster my doing? My memory, a stroke relieeeeeeeved!
And must I now begin to doubt? Who never doubted all these years… Benghazi’s done, What does it matter? The Foundation I have known is lost in shadow…
Is he from the right or the left? And does he know? That indicting me like this today, this man has killed me, like so…
I am dabbing but I fall, and the dindus are black and swole as I stare into the void, of a world Soros cannot mould.
I escape now from that world! From the world of Donald Trump! There is nowhere I can shill, there is nobody left to stuuuuuump!
Eli Sanchez
Holy hell in a handbasket this is the best autism I have seen in ages. Good job on the lyrics though, I really liked them.
Isaac Cox
Danke schön
Would be pretty great if we could get Uncuck the Right or someone to actually make this
Noah Brown
now we only need some anons to vocaroo this shit and it's ready to go for the theaters
Anyone volunteering?
John Carter
I gave absolutely critical feedback in the composition "user." Don't forget to include me in the screen cap to this American cultural touchstone.
Adrian Campbell
bump for underrated autism
Levi Lee
Will do, chief
Henry Sanders
There was that french user on vocaroo humming baguette and some fagotry.
Brody Scott
Pls do this, and were you just trying to say thanks in Turkish?
Austin Jackson
German, though I guess it's basically the same at this point :/
Aaron Brown
Ha, nice one.
For the record it's Dankešim.
Easton Long
Ha, nice one.
For the record it's written Dankešim.
Gabriel Myers
Very nice.
Nathaniel Hall
Meme warfare.
Get in here boys. If you haven't pissed for twenty minutes take a bathroom break and strap in. Time to get ready.
Angel Clark
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Parker James
Please continue writing meme lyrics, these were great user.
Thomas Reyes
it's Déplorables cleetus
Asher Adams
We need someone who can sing now
Cameron Martinez
>Sup Forums: The Musical
We should make a play
Juan Baker
Sorry I don't speak frog, you fucking dikenigger
Angel Adams
Holy fucking shit man this is good. I just finished the novel yesterday and know every word to the musical. You've done Kek's will.
Adrian Wilson
Dibs on Cosette, tbf
Parker Cruz
Bump for music
Robert Harris
who can sing
Xavier Hall
Simply unbelievable autism, but I like it.
Kevin Allen
Keep going you glorious bastard
Jaxson Lopez
>Jews (Stars) >Clinton There, out in the whiteness a candidate running fallen from God. Fallen, oy vey!
God be my witness! I never shall yield, till Huma cums on my face. till Huma cums on my face.
He knows his ways in the memes, mine is the way of the whooooooore. Those who follow the path of the Chosen, shall have their reward. And if they fall as the goyim fell, the flames, the sword!
Jews, in your multitudes, scarce to be counted, filling the darkness, with race war and hate!
You are the chosen ones, hidden in power. Keeping watch over all; Keeping watch over all.
You feed them false history, take courses to serve your aim, and each new Shoah returns and returns, and is always the saaaaame!
And if you fell as the goyim fell, you fell in flaaaaaaaames. And so it must be, for so it is written on the textbooks of history that for those six million who fell, we must pay the price!
Soros let me beat him so that I may never be locked behind baaaaaaars. Now I must go to rest, till then, this I swear - this I swear by the Jews!