Who would win, Sup Forums?

Who would win, Sup Forums?

Colbert

Is that the girl that kneecapped Jonah?

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She surgically removed his penis and shoved it in his mouth.

OP's pic is normie litmus test

why is chandler there he is not intresting, who is the chick?

How about now?

How would you respond to that girl guys?
I'd go full tom cruise and say that was really rude/mean why would you say something like that

All of those characters are "smart" people written by drooling mongoloids to appeal to drooling mongoloids

Based Ornella would destroy. Not even close.

How could Jonah win?

Rick and it's not even close.
Although Sheldon would declare victory in the face of obvious defeat.
Dr. Who is gay shit for gay UK gays - no one cares.
Chandler is all appeal to emotion and logical fallacies.
Depp's character is a practically a magic pirate clown, he lives to fight another day.
French grill gets beaten to death with a stale baguette, and the others bukkake her corpse.

i hate redditors

I recognize Joan of Arc thanks to that cinema top 10 list channel.

From pleb to kino taste in 10 minutes.

>5 dumb actors and one non-English speaking thot

Yeah really great conversation you'd have there, a bunch of queens bitching at each other.

>tfw no qt french bully gf
how the FUCK do I stop this feel

>1 chick
>2 fags
>3 alcholics

really makes you think

>Dr. Who is gay shit for gay UK gays - no one cares.
That's Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock Holmes you idiot.

first is Andrei Rublev from Tarkovsky movie of the same name, third is Death from the Seventh Seal. Dunno about others.

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>Yeah, if I was dating your boyfriend I would probably fantasize about other guys too.

>sheev accuses them all of treason and cuts them down with his lightsaber
I think we all know this is the logical conclusion

Fuck off

>Rick: I turned myself *burp* into a pickle, I'm Pickle R I I I I I CK *burp* God isn't real
Yeah, hella epic dude

>It's treason then
>It's a black male thing *brap*
I think we all know based Quentin would win

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No matter who wins, we lose.

>Sounds like something your partner's friends would say

>"I know you are, I said you are..." Real clever, bitch.

Ornella would wipe the floor with all of them

>putting Ornella in there
She would emasculate all of them

but bazooper man doesnt care about pussy, i feel like he has an autism shield

Bangladesh has good defense, you're right, but with no offense it's just a matter of time before Ornella wears him down.

Rick would win becuz le smartest man in the multiverse meme

>You're fantasizing about dating him right now so

*Rick enters*
>wobalubbada stupid faggots, god isn't real!
*Iron man walks in*
>mmmh i beg to differ
*millenial audience cheers*
*Johnny Depp enters on his boat*
>Woooah it looks like everyone here is an alchoolic fuck, let's take this rhum bottles and shove them up our asses
*Sherlock walks slowly towards them*
>this is illogical. Can someone with a decent iq PLEASE fuck me in the ass right now?
>leave his sweet english ass to me
*Chandler walks in naked, revealing a 12 inches fully erect horsecock*
>mmh maybe you forgot something?According to my calculus i can take two dicks in my ass without interfering with my mind capacity
*it's Sheldon. The audience is clapping furiously*
*iron man puts his helmet on*
>shall we begin?
>BAZONGA
>WABBA*burp*LAB
>yes, before your slow mind bore me to death
>yarrr arh
>call me Chandler horsecock lmao

could you be any more wrong about Chandler?

Death always wins

fuck off this thread is reddit central you picked mainstream "intresting" characters using a facebook meme.

Leave

Second is from Diary of a Country Priest, Fifth is from Seven Samurai, Sixth is from Vertigo

10/10

taxes beats death

Yeah but the priest would get in the last words "All is Grace"

Death, Joan of Arc, Old Samurai- who else?