How the fuck is he the villain? He only kills pirates who are the fucking scum of the earth.
How the fuck is he the villain? He only kills pirates who are the fucking scum of the earth
>YAGSPAROO
DONDE ESYA YAK ESPARRO
YAGBRPOWORRYROO
JAQUES PAREUX
ok Sup Forums voice actors i want to hear your best salazar yag sparro impersinations on vocaroo
>How the fuck is he the villain? He only kills pirates who are the fucking scum of the earth.
Pretty sure he killed everyone aboard that British ship right at the beginning leaving Turners son as the only one alive to tell the tale. They weren't pirates. He'll kill anyone to get what he wants.
because pirates are heroes in this movie
>killing brits
>evil
nah
This meme is the best thing to happen since bane.
Brits are his country's sworn enemies, They would have done the same to him given the chance.
>JACK POWER
YAGS SPURDO :DD
IAGG
SHPAURRO
SBARROS
Kaizoku ou ni ore wa naru
YACK BARRROW
Neck yerself, colonial.
>MENO OH OH OH PIE RATS, PINK PANTS
EL CAR-O
it'd be JACQUES MOINEAUX
HOMBRE
hey where's jack sparrow
SHAGGY SPARA
i fucking love this shit
YAAAAAAAGGG
Because Western beauty standards
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WO IST JACK SPATZ!? BITTE!
Fucking kek'd, based burger
Pirates are probably the worst people who existed, but Disney's™ Pirates™ are shill dudes.
Yagsparro, yo estoy Capitan Salazar.
So should I torre- I mean should I ""buy""" this movie and watch it? Is it any good?
nah
YAGSPARRRO
It was so bad it made 4 seem like a masterpiece
It also retconned/contradicted a load of established stuff for zero fucking reason
no. just wait for someone to make 2 compilation vids
1. every Salazar scene, with his hilarious dialogues
2. scenes with that 'muh stronk womyn' chick
Nothing else is worth here.