How the fuck is he the villain? He only kills pirates who are the fucking scum of the earth

How the fuck is he the villain? He only kills pirates who are the fucking scum of the earth.

>YAGSPAROO

DONDE ESYA YAK ESPARRO

YAGBRPOWORRYROO

JAQUES PAREUX

ok Sup Forums voice actors i want to hear your best salazar yag sparro impersinations on vocaroo

>How the fuck is he the villain? He only kills pirates who are the fucking scum of the earth.

Pretty sure he killed everyone aboard that British ship right at the beginning leaving Turners son as the only one alive to tell the tale. They weren't pirates. He'll kill anyone to get what he wants.

because pirates are heroes in this movie

>killing brits
>evil
nah

This meme is the best thing to happen since bane.

Brits are his country's sworn enemies, They would have done the same to him given the chance.

>JACK POWER

YAGS SPURDO :DD

IAGG

SHPAURRO

SBARROS

Kaizoku ou ni ore wa naru

YACK BARRROW

Neck yerself, colonial.

>MENO OH OH OH PIE RATS, PINK PANTS

EL CAR-O

it'd be JACQUES MOINEAUX

HOMBRE

hey where's jack sparrow

SHAGGY SPARA

i fucking love this shit

YAAAAAAAGGG

Because Western beauty standards

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WO IST JACK SPATZ!? BITTE!

Fucking kek'd, based burger

Pirates are probably the worst people who existed, but Disney's™ Pirates™ are shill dudes.

Yagsparro, yo estoy Capitan Salazar.

So should I torre- I mean should I ""buy""" this movie and watch it? Is it any good?

nah

YAGSPARRRO

It was so bad it made 4 seem like a masterpiece

It also retconned/contradicted a load of established stuff for zero fucking reason

no. just wait for someone to make 2 compilation vids
1. every Salazar scene, with his hilarious dialogues
2. scenes with that 'muh stronk womyn' chick
Nothing else is worth here.