Best I can do is $3.50

Best I can do is $3.50

HOW ABOUT A RARE YAK ESPARRO

pawn shop owners are pieces of shit by nature, they need to prey on the desperate and the drug addicts and such to make their profit

Do you have Battletoads?

dont be a degenerate gambler in vegas then

why not? I am not hurting anybody.

but these dead sea scrolls were passed down by my grandfather, comon dude you gotta give me more than that

Let me call in a guy I know who's an expert on dead sea scrolls.

I see you have brought a piece of steaming shit.
I am not on expert on shit so I am calling my buddy who is an expert on shit.

>Yep, this sure looks like a steaming pile of shit

Best I can do is a dollar.

>ok so I brought in the ark of the covenant, I'd like to sell it
>best I can do is 7 cents of in-store credit

>Best I can do is a dollar.
holy shit this guy will give you a dollar for a turd

how much for diarrhea?

>bring item you think may be of value to pawnshop but not sure if it’s worth
>have them appraise it for free
>offer 1/4 of what they just told you
>it’s just business lol
>tell them to fuck off and sell item yourself with free appraisal price
>profit
Feels good to not be a drug addict or a retard

"I'm looking to pawn my great grandfathers pocket pussy. its been passed down to me through the generations, but i could really use the money."

Johnny Depp? This isn't 2008 anymore I'll have to call my friend. I'll be right back.

>that episode where the guy brings in like 200 first edition charizard Pokémon cards and is told they’re worth like $800 or some shit and they offer him like $50

It was at that point I realized I wasn't dealing with a chubby pawn shop owner, but a 200 foot tall prehistoric monster tryin once again to get tree fiddy out of me

Seller is asking $3,000

Expert says item is worth $2,000-$3,000

Rick: "I'll give you $800 bucks not a penny more"

Ok, after talking to my guy who says these are priceless artifacts, I'm willing to do $10

>well according to my expert this item is worth $10,000
>I'll give you $100 plus an Olive Garden gift card that has $12 left on it

neither are they

kys

>Chumlee haggling with a customer
>"$150's the best I can do, but I'll throw in a free batch of meth."

Hearty kek.

Its gonna sit for a while

I have to frame it

Not a lot of people come in here and want to spend $3,000 on such and such

If you think there's something wrong with that, you must not be a big fan of capitalism.

they have to make money too, if you don't their prices, take your chance at auction. Pawn Shops give you money in hand right away, and vegas is filled with killers and addicts

Why the fuck would you take a rare one of a kind historical piece of shit to a pawn shop and expect to get good money for it? Just get go there to learn about the average value of the object and sell it on the internet.

Because you're a crackhead who has big debts in vegas

>Only offering three fiddy

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