I'll have a beer

>I'll have a beer

>whiskey
>leave the bottle

>They don't know how to prepare like back home, in America.

Yeah, sure, that's the lack of corn syrup in every meal.

>Some of your favorite Amaro Lucano

>the usual?
>*nods*

>...and your other beer

what is weird about this?
if theres a popular beer in your town or country they will suppose you want that.

>Coffee?
>"no thanks."

>puts a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a glass with ice on the bar

>Amaro
Paulie was a pleb that didnt like real Italian food.
I don't remember him ever having an apéritif Italian or otherwise

When I go into a pub there are at least a dozen ales and half a dozen lager on tap. Bar staff will just look at you quizzically and gesture to the blackboard behind them.

Nothing wrong with that though.

>wife makes full breakfast with pancakes, eggs, bacon, etc.
>Husband is in rush so he takes two bites of toast before going to work

Whose mom had time for this every day?!?

i always ask a fucking beer and then they list what they have

Called having a stay at home mom

Sorry your dead beat dad didn't earn enough to support your family...

Taking up valuable bar staff time and hold up other patrons when you could literally read it off the blackboard.

You're going the right way for someone to tut at you, mate.

The Virgin Order:
>meticulously looks through the blackboard to avoid any further questions from bartender
>awkwardly asks for another beer and reminds bartender of what he ordered
>talks to no one
>drinks no more than two beers before going home


The Chad Binge:
>goes straight up to the counter and says "gimme whatever's cheap"
>bartender never forgets what he orders
>speaks passionately to everyone in the bar at the same time
>gets absolutely wasted and has to take an Uber to whatever barslut's house for his one-night-stand

>Going to a bar for expensive alcohol
>Not just getting cheap alcohol from the store and drinking at home

Do americans really do this?

weird indeed. I've never seen a bar in Europe

Nothing alpha about being an inconsiderate pillock. I also don't want whatever shit the lines aren't changed for or the barrel's oxidised.

You're not taking this very well; try drinking spirits if you want to binge, beer is for sitting and enjoying.

>sitcom episode with a dead body
>Boy, he's awfully quiet today