TOOK A LITTLE TUMBLE OFF THE FISCAL CLIFF

TOOK A LITTLE TUMBLE OFF THE FISCAL CLIFF

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How funny AND original!

And up up up the interests go

I would have kept my investments in you to the end. to the very fires of bankruptcy.

>Show them no profit!
Didn't know Aragorn was Jewish.

>why can't we have some deeds?

checked

the penalty for plundering pension funds for government budgets is a Moody's downgrading. Shall I give the order?

Such a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and debt over such a little thing

What is this all in relation to?

>THE MARKETS!
>THE MARKETS OF MINAS TIRITH TOOK A HIT!
>GONDOR CALLS FOR FINANCIAL AID!

>NOBODY TAXES A DWARF

>Moria... You fear to go into those markets. The dwarves leveraged too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum....

>FOOL! NO MAN MAY TAKE 6 MONTHS PAID VACATION

>I AM NO MAN!

Accountant? Never heard of an Accountant before... sounds like IRS mischief to me!

This is as bad as Sneed "memes"

Fuck off retards

Each one is different.
That alone makes it better than sneed

in this uncertain times you would do very well to invest in gold! diversify your portfolio, my friends!

>Gets pregnant

...

Shut your whore mouth

>the debt does not suffer the living past the renewal date

take at look at this limited edition commemorative numenorean coin, my lord

buy now and get 2 more for free!

What was Aragorn's tax policy?
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I do not fear debt

>They have a cave toll

L'CHAIM

Best one

But what about second bailout?

>I am broke, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my bank accounts. Well-invested indeed! Why, I feel all poor, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like money that has been spent over too much debt. That can't be right. I need a change, or something.

>I gave you the chance of a bailout willingly, but you have elected the way of fiscal pain!

>Go back Sam, I'm going to short the housing market alone.

>Of course you are... And I'm hedging with you!

>An auditor is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

>If I should return, think more of my investment portfolio, father
>That will depend on the rate of your returns.

epic this is way better than the last ten times this thread was made xD

Fuck this one is gold.

Hi Martin, any chance you'll finish the series before heart disease ends you?

Lel

...

Lel

SELL, YOU FOOLS

i'm warming up to this meme.

I'm pretty sure he said
>File, you fools!

"Buy, you fools." is better

rofl dude you're crying you fuckin LOSER

>menuposting is dead
>taxposting is a thing

not sure how i feel desu

How about we just merge them?
>Looks like stocks are back in the index, boys!

>that face
Morse? Is that you?

Its threads like these that make me realise that I will never be completely capable of speaking like a native English/American speaker because I can not for the life of me create a good Meme on the basis of something like movie scenes and financial speech.
Perhaps I just don't have comedic talent at all and I could not even do it in my own language...oh well

This fat piece of shit doesn't really believe that his books are better than Tolkien's right?
>"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler."

What is the origin of this meme!?

There has to be a reason why you guys are misattributing tax terminologies with LOTR quotes...when and how did this start? When they put meat back on the menu?

fuck you you tourist, read the fucking thread

t. filthy sneedposter

quality thread

most of us don't have the meme bone, friend. you're no exception

Do it in your own language user, I believe in you!

Why do Orcs have banking and money lending financial institutions?

Posting my favorite I came up with that I usually drop in these threads.

"They have taken the office, and the second condo. We have launched an appeal but cannot hold them for long... The premise loses value... Bills... Bills in the deep. We cannot pay... A collections agent lurks in the dark... We cannot pay, We cannot pay..."

yes... Yes I think I am quite ready for another venture

>hyperinflation

But my debt, it seems has finally caught up to me

>You have my pens.

>And you have my paperclips.

AND MY FAX!

>when in doubt follow your nose
meta meme

your parents are crying right now
this is what they spent years raising a kid for

you like this one better?

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This. Mad Libs memes are shit.