/got/ Game of Thrones General

Dead ship for a dead general

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why does /got/ hate this character ?

He looks like a smug bitch, that's why.
I hope necro-Mountain smashes his stupid little face

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its canon :)

he's a smug silly boy who said he was going to tongue kelly c's krundle and Sup Forums doesn't cop to that

>character
That's giving him a bit too much credit.

mophie is real and you know it

Not at all. Pretty much everyone can speak english in The Netherlands but our accents are shit

TARGSHITS GET OUT

stannis is dead, user. she will rule, just embrace it :)

mfw House Baratheon is extinct

hes the muzzie who conquers europe

cast him

Take this whore of a Mad King's daughter out of here. At once!

house targaryen will be down to one before long

Maekar I

>implying he won't give it to Jorah
>implying this won't fulfill the Valyrian steel sword Dany promised Jorah in the books

I've always wanted some V'lyrian steel...

can't wait to see milly in her play in london next year!
i need to see her smile so i can die in peace.

>thanks for burning my brother, leaving my mom and sister in a lawless, liegeless Reach thats being pillaged and left to fend for itself even though i saved your manservant
>here, have my house sword while youre at it

hes gonna channel the randyllrage and chop that bitch in two

who

If you think their meeting will be anything but picrelated, I have bad news for you

Yuu refused th' cord but House Mormon remembers. Th' norf remembers.

>implying he won't be the best man at her wedding

I didn't need the extension cord, Lady Mormont.

DAE still rooting for Jorah and Dany to end up together?

Yuu only gave less than a hundred soldiers to Jon because Davos convinced you to.

Why are hambeasts obsessed with BatB?

what's the name of the play?

why is sam such a fat ineffectual cuck
aside from being grrm's self-insert, that is

>We could have got Grand Northern Conspiracy, but instead we got this

how will best house cope with the fact they have to follow a targshit?

She only loves Snow.

This cunt is pretty smug for a bitch who refused to fight the Boltons with Stannis, and gave zero fucks about her rightful lord Rickon being a Bolton prisoner, and only joined the fight because she got scared by stories of ice zombies.

I really want to kiss Ashara Dayne. What do you guys think I should do?

edmure tully assassinates cuck snow and then commits sudoku to pay for blackfish

Who would win?

Ramsay and his 20 good men or 62 bears?

jon snow = traitor's bastard = cuck who sold the north to a foreign whore = "my aunt-wife's dothraki cock"

That way

"D-do you really think I'm fat, user?"

>b-but why don't you love my self-insert?

what the FUCK is he wearing?

here's hoping based euron KILLS every targaryen cuck

A mishmash of Dothraki clothes and shit he took off dead Lannisters

Five Times in One Night

five fucks burgers and cucks

>The dragon-riding queen on Game Of Thrones, Emilia Clarke, is all set to star in Chiara Atik’s Five Times in One Night, a play about love sex and marriage.
>Talking about the play, the director said, "It’s going to be sexy, It just examines men and women, and all the mysteries that are always there and will always be there."

sounds interesting user

GRRM:
>Time to make a new villain character for Sansa's plot line! Hmmm, I will combined The Phantom, Beast, V, and add a dash of Sasuke.

>Wait, why won't women stop shlicking to him?!

>sansanfags angry they got BTFO by George himself

posters who are bad:
reddit jbcucks
reddit jonsa cucks
reddit jonerys cucks
reddit houndsa cucks
bran kikes
autistic tommen kike
people who post sophie turner and maisie williams not in costume
swedish jonautist
lena dunham spammer
lancelposters
manwoodyposter
renlyposters
unoriginal bobbyposters
edmureposters

posters who are good:
stannisposters
bericposters
thorosposters
houndposters
original and creative bobbyposters
euronposters
arthurposters
asharaposters
spice king posters
rooseposters
alliserposters
bronnposters
coddposters
farwyndposters
blackfishposters
jorahposter

Enlightened posters: twinposters.

>I have seen Valyria
>Have you?
Jesus Chris I'm a wikifag but just reading this line makes me want to become a bookfag
Is all dialogue that good? plus I hope they did a good translation for my language

oh wait the (you) is for

Because white guys get intimidated by him

aaggghhh...

>tfw Roose is just a troll that went overboard with the red wedding

Varys

Cheese or Blood (whichever was the one supposed to be built

>Stannis
>dead

Shireen will rule, you damn showfag

>Stannis
>dead

BONG

...... is the wildfire shaved like a demonic face?

>40 seconds of pure trolling
Did he just do it for the lulz?

*shaped*

>edmureposters
CAREFUL

That's one of his little joys in life since he never drinks

It could be, nobody gets his humor so he keep aiming higher

Are you the same user who used to post the Jonsa copypasta about how they were "literally figuratively ice and fire, north and south" and just like Ned and Cat?

(You) are my new friend

The same fucking thread! Again! Twice?!
Using the same fucking cancer pic for a dead ship!

Hi Sandor, my little brother

>mfw the leaks confirmed Stannis' return
youtu.be/kuVYKThjSw4

>tfw every artist draws them in different positions for the same scene
What is it?

>what I think when I see that pic

posters who are the best:
emiliaposters

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Textually speaking they're engaging in some foreplay while standing up iirc. Jaime is fingering her and sucking her tits, Cersei is really letting him take the lead

Does Ser Gregor Clegane looks like a monkey? Gregor Clegane is not a monkey.

I think he was standing up, pinning her against the wall. At least, that's how I pictured it.

That is exaclty how it's told in the books. Poor Bran even thaught they were playing and wrestling.

How hard is it to intimidate/lie to a seven year old? Jaime went with the nuclear option for no reason. He deserves whatever LSH is cooking up for him.

Looks like Jaime and Cersei having a sexy time.

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He overestimated Bran's intelligence.

>Does Ser Gregor Clegane looks like a monkey?
He does look like a Paranthropus

Exactly like the Brienne-Davos and Tyrion-Davos meeting.

>I killed Stannis
>Cool

>I killed your son
>Good times, good times

Except Sandor is physically repulsive.

All it takes is "Jaime and Cersei were wrestling in the tower" and at the very least, Jaime and Cersei are executed on the spot. Joffrey is sent to the wall, Myrcella to the silent sisters, and tommen to the wall once he's old enough.

dumb cunt

Kill yourself, kike.

Nigger

call me jonsafag but their romance is such bs. which is strange because they actually look like good friends irl. but in the show it just doesn't work. it's hard to believe that dany would fall in love with him, he is the most boring looking man in westeros

Low quality rule breaking shitposting detected

holy shit youtu.be/s69FRBbU6Pw

You don't have to be a jonsafag to think that. I don't give a shit about jonerys and jonsa, and with jaimebrienne they're the holy trinity of pleb ships to me. But we're talking about jonerys now and they have zero chemistry. I don't know if that's because they're the weakest actors, but still.

Bobby B would have executed Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen too. He was all about nuclear options

>he doesnt want Dunk's grand-daughter to cuck the Lannister line

yeet