Why isn't Seth Mcfarlane married?

Why isn't Seth Mcfarlane married?

Because he has money.

Cause no one can stand his bad jokes.

why don't you have a gf?

>getting married

probably the biggest meme of all time

because he can fuck a 10/10 for a few months then drop her and move on.

is gay marriage legal yet?

Isn't he a liberal? He's probably just playing it cool and not getting gay married for now

He just ended a relationship with Kelly C

hes an atheist

He's rich and accessing all the pussy he wants

He doesn't want alimony.

Because he was supposed to die in 9/11. He avoided that using black magic and timetravel. Now he walks the Earth causing all kinds of anomalies. This is why meme magic works, he's the conduit.

Too busy fucking his sister

He's smart and rich.

>willing giving half of whats yours to a woman

why would anyone do that?

>tfw to intelligent to produce offspring

that's hot

I'm pretty sure your statement was implied with this

>his sister

Does this mean MacFarlane has FAS as well?

Kek

Family Guy's Brian is a pretentious intellectual who, instead of finding a smart fitting long-term partner, keeps banging random stupid but hot bimbos.

McFarlane admits that Brian is heavily based on himself, he's the character with his original voice, has the same drinking habits, liberal opinions etc.

given his love for musicals and his 2 self insert characters on Family Guy. He's a closeted homosexual.

Closeted homosexual.

Emilia Clarke is a confirmed bisexual.