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crepy lighting edition

>shitty previous version

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A cute

AN
ENTIRE
EPISODE

Is this the cuck thread?

Let's talk tech on the show. We don't yet have much in the way of details, do we? All we ever seem to have is 'it will take X minutes/days/weeks to get to our destination' instead of some estimation of the speeds involved, nor do we know how the weapons work.

Best gadget so far is Cassidy's bullet-remover.

>the more orville threads we make for them to ruin, the less time they have to create a culture for STD
all according to plan. hahaha

Given Alara's muscle density and obvious physical strength, I wonder what her sex toys are like.

They gotta be made of pretty strong stuff to take vaginal [ and anal contractions.

I liked the time influx machine thing, forgot what it's called. Taser guns are pretty good.

This is Alara a cute thread.

>tfw living in their heads, rent free

>needing to create a culture for a 50yr old franchise
Nice try cuck

>he likes the Orville
>he likes Elon Musk
>he likes iPhones
>he likes Trump
>he doesn’t care about homosexuality but draws a line at transsexuals
>he likes early seasons of family guy
>he enjoys Morrowind and New Vegas
>he enjoys every old Trek series for different reasons, perhaps Picardo for voyager
>he enjoys the JJ movies for well-scored thrill rides
>he hates Discovery
>he likes Jeffrey Combs
I love you guys. My fucking Orville bros.

>he likes Family Guy
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Captain, what is a "penis"?

Yeah, it was pretty neat. I hope it gets used at some later point.
I honestly rather wish they didn't have a holodeck-equivalent on board. It would be great to have IRL and all, but I don't see how they will ever use it for anything other than shitty period piece story bits that got dull as soon as TNG dropped Data playing Holmes.

>Early seasons

Jeffrey Combs is super based. Can we meme him onto the Orville?

Oh yeah we sure are struggling to get a star trek following going

Nutrek isn't /trek/.

I don't care about Family Guy nor STD positively or negatively. Besides that, pretty accurate actually. Jeffrey Combs should have had his own captaincy, damn it.

>Orvillefags are Sup Forumspol/JJ/ appletards and proud
Makes a lot of sense

Do people seriously like Alara? She's cute and all, but Greyson is where it's at.

>liking any Family Guy
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And yet it's discussed in /trek/.

actually it has a separate general

Do a new trick. You're boring my boy.

I'M GOING TO THE TOILET TO READ

This was hilarious

How long until he roasts Trump in Orville?

>android

And yet is discussed in /trek/.

HAHAHA

POOPING

actually it has a separate general

Alara a cute, a CUTE!

FUCK. I set this show to record on FX so I wouldn't have to deal with game delay bullshit, but apparently they only aired the first 2 episodes and none of the rest, so now I can't get caught up.

Anyone have mega links or something from the previous threads I can use?

Ugly

t. haver of shit taste

/STD/ has gone quiet...

Too quiet.

>Gets shot in the chest three times, and almost bleeds to death on the ground.
>Gets back on her feet, and leads others into unknown territory
Shes a very brave qt.

Alara is a qt.

It's streamed for free (with ads) on Fox's website

openloadseries.com/tv-shows/the-orville_5721/
I watched it here

or go to fox.com if you want to support the show or whatever

Alarafags, how does it feel knowing she's going to fuck Seth, both on the show and in real life?

i would take care of her chest

it's just a show bro

Lies, Alara a pure.

>Activates the Deflectors, NOW

I hope he tag teams her with the Machlan lesbians

>this threatens the CBS shill

>irl
isn't she taking chad cock?

Snoreville

Kek

Is Pinhead gonna show up again?

I feel like the design and makeup is too good for them to not use him for another episode.

>Greyson is where it's at.
Her character cheats on her husband with some blue creature from a different race within the first few mins of the pilot.

I loved this guy. He was Terry Gilliam-esque

What type of planet do they need to live on for them to evolve into a spiky urchin? Raining rocks?

I would like to forcefully grab Greyson by the hair, bend her over, and peg her in her tight ass while her a cheating whore until I finish.

>he likes iPhones
What a faggot.
>he doesn’t care about homosexuality but draws a line at transsexuals
Incorrect. He is pro-trans.
pinknews.co.uk/2015/06/15/seth-mcfarlane-refuses-to-explain-why-family-guy-mocked-caitlyn-jenner/
>he likes Trump
Incorrect, he is vocally against Trump, and shilled for Hillary.
cnn.com/2016/12/02/entertainment/seth-macfarlane-donald-trump-politics/index.html
>he likes any Family Guy
Gross.
>he likes JJ movies
Grosser.

Is this supposed to be your defense of McFagland?

God I hope so. He could unlock every ones darkest sexual fears while they sleep.

Why the fuck did they shave off her eyebrows again???

twitter.com/TheOrville/status/914867581932027904

Would be sweet if he came back. They would have to explain how he escaped the zoo tho.

The holodeck is there because it's a star trek standard. I trust them to know not to overuse it after the negativity of "it's a something wrong with the holodeck episode" trope.

To make her look more alien obviously.
Glad to gave her eyebrows back though, she looks much cuter now.

She had eyebrows in the first two episodes. Fox airs the episodes out of order.

this is from the next episode

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Who will get cucked in that one?

I like the subtlety, it doesn't go over the top with the humour nor does it get slow or boring it still keeps it random, not like family guy though that went to shit, thank god for that.

>give me back my ship

Gonna be good.

The ex-wife, hopefully she'll get off on it

Seth. He trusts a woman again, and she takes over his ship.

I hated Home Improvement & all of the Tim Allen Movies as a kid but I did a complete 180 on him with Galaxy Quest. I'm experiencing something similar with Seth.

/STD/ is now trying to take over /trek/ lol amateurs

Hopefully the ex. Bitch needs a good karma smack

>That was a quick one, faster than my marriage

>Orville
kek

Ya dun triggered me son

I never watched a Star Trek before but I'm liking it. If the old series is kinda like this, I'll have to go back and watch. It's comfy.

>I hated Home Improvement & all of the Tim Allen Movies as a kid
>& all of the Tim Allen Movies
You hated Toy Story ?

I REALLY enjoy this show
Bit fucked off that it probably will be cancelled though

The Orville is most similar to Star Trek: The Next Generation and to a lesser extent, the original series.

I actually didn't see Toy Story until after I saw Galaxy Quest, but I wouldn't have know Tim Allen was in it because I'm terrible at recognizing cartoon voices.

You are now imagining Alara wearing a TOS tunic

Nah, their ratings seem to be quite good.

It's trying to spread? Typical STD behavior I'd say.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I felt bad for that guy. Why was his enclosure so small?

the orville: or how i learned to stop hating family guy and love macfarlane

Cheer up. It's actually doing really good. Debut was a success, even more so than STD and it managed to hold a high viewerbase after it switch time slops. But it's Fox, so fingers crossed.

is her figure 'shopped? I can't stop staring at this.

Can't have Star Trek without Combs.

Maybe not him, but they could easily introduce another character of the same species.

>inferno twins
Always, always, ALWAYS fuck alien/demon/ghost/whatever twins when presented with the opportunity.

Just 60s beauty standards.

I, too, would shoot onto her chest three times.

Alara and Palicki should wear something more fitting considering the bodies underneath.

The uniforms in general seem to be too big and unflattering.

I am now being rushed to a hospital after suffering a stroke do to visualizing her in that outfit. My heart just couldn't take it.

This guy had nowhere to go when the lasers started.

That's the pilot

Corset

GIVE ME SEXED UP ALARA GF NOOOOOWWWWWW

Liking this show so far. Does anyone know if this show is getting a second season?