ITT: We dissolve the United States

ITT: We dissolve the United States

The USA is too politically corrupt and culturally diverse to have any hope of being a functional single state ever again. Something like pic related is inevitable in our lifetimes. How should we split up fellow burgers?

Chicago is Illinois' problem. Don't make it the rest of ours.

New York would take more of New Jersey than that

man glad phoenix barely got into the ancap nation shit would be cash. Fuck Tuscon.

>no deseret

So you make Alaska smaller and move it to Mexico?

>Jefferson encompasses more of the Cascade mountain range than Cascadia
retarded

>tfw stuck between disney and a bunch of niggers

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Not putting the first state to seceded in the confederate

RoT would probably take oklahoma


Hate the bastards but we're kin

>Greater Disney World

kek

he doesn't live in the PNW
he clearly doesn't know that if cascadia was real it would be ruled by seattlites and be a liberal death trap.

>That Jefferson

The West Coast becomes Pacifica. No one cares enough to bother learning what happens to the rest.

Theres not even that many niggers in north alabama.

>fellow burgers
no fellow of mine if you are thinking about breaking up the US

>AnCap
lol

We don't necessarily need lower California. I'd prefer more of dat interior Canada(and US)

That was going to be my response verbatim.

>Greater Disney World
This is just like my American science fiction novels.

>No People's Republic of San Francisco

Los Angeles is the busiest port in the USA. 2nd busiest? Long Beach. And San Diego has the Wild Animal park, you fucking ingrate.

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Er, was to:

>putting glorious pnw in a new country with california

I like it