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Learning lines edition

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what do you think Data is up to nowadays?

CLAIM YOUR SHIPFU

BEST SHIP COMING THROUGH

user, he's dead.

Comfy Garak

more like Slavish Garak

old school but well heeled

>todo pinche doyers capitan

yfw Damar did not make it to the end of the show

T H I C C

Miranda posting best posting. Soyuz can come too.

I hope they built a monument in honour of him after the war

Soyuz is just a shitty Miranda knockoff
Bateson is a high-tier waifu captain tho

hes squatting in this photo

a e s t h e t i c

do you eat ass?

If you wanted Soyuz posting, all you had to do was ask.

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kes looks like a future mass murderer

Why do people in the Federation in Star Trek use petroleum-based technology and materials for things like their uniforms and control panels?

Do they still use petroleum in the Federation? Why?

Don't they realize what a problem pollution from microplastics can cause to places?

claimed

[citation needed]

why were the movie-era ships so fucking sexy

Is there any GarakxOdo fanfiction?

Never forget

May the Prophets smile upon you, my child

no
but you can always take a break from fat Riker and write one

so tough
so sleek

>mfw they straight-up reused this entire effects sequence in the finale episode

>implying we want Miranda because sleek/tough

We like workhorses. Keep your fancy flagships.

did somebody say Profits?

Dominion Thot Patrol Units Damar and Weyoun

TELL THE FERENGI TO RETURN TO HIS CABIN

Please kill me, it hurts to live

best ship whomping through

it seems if you mess up a captcha it takes your image away.

CAMELTOE

2/10, would not allow to dock at my starbase

pure 90s aesthetics

Those thighs holy shit

Just got to season 7 and holy fuck where did this qt tomboy godess come from. I'm fucking diamonds.

DS9 was an eyesore of a show, with all the shit acting and cringe-worthy bullshit going on, but I have a visceral reaction when I see this insufferable cunt. I'm not sure if it means she was well-portrayed or if the show was just that bad.

The Defiant looks like it has an open mouth screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH while zipping past the dying Mirandas.

all your starbase are belong to us

GAGH

Mirror Ezri is even better.

>it looks awful
Why did this win?

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>tfw no HD Ezri

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Claimed.

with the way Siddig is leaning back his head looks hilariously tiny

>I'm too tired to walk to the replicator. Could you get me a big breakfast? If you fed it to me I wouldn't complain either.

Classy

What the fuck are these suits?

>okay guys, take the worst aesthetic choices of both the Excelsior class and the Galaxy class, and then make a ship out of THAT

Waitress Ezri is best Ezri.

>absolute cucklord Siddig didn't hold on to this absolute wonder of a woman

Why don't they make an actual sequel show set after Voyager? Do they not think they can get any new fans in that timeline?

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The early 90s, what a time to be alive.

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Because Voyager ruined the Star Trek universe.

Thanks to the Voyager finale, the Federation now has
>magic torpedoes
>magic armor
>magic warp that can also time travel
and everyone else in the galaxy is totally BTFO.

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they both look like they stayed up too late last night, doing lines of cocaine

Hell, if you replace the Klingons with the Romulans, and set Discovery to be 10 years after Spock's disappearance, it'd be gold.

>look like

because they've technobabbled their way into too many wonder technologies that can solve any crisis in about 5 minutes

JUSTathan Frakes

If Frakes did cocaine he would be thin.

Why is Alexander Siddig the only Star Trek actor across every series whose looks haven't faded to the point you get a little depressed after seeing them?

nurse ratchet will make you slit your fucking wrists no matter the show

>coke bloat

Look at that baby Riker

God tier augment genes

>DS9 was an eyesore of a show
go back to your nu-trek shithole, plebe

it's just borg technology

>that slight double chin, chubby face and lack of muscle tone

Excuse you

>this is what happens when you flip a sovereign.

how does he not have forehead wrinkles is he never happy

They just need to ignore that garbage and say that those 29th century time cops fixed everything.

It's not. It's superior to Borg technology.

I voted for twink Riker, everytime.

he was a twink in DS9 so when he decided to become a man, he grew that beard and instantly looked a hundred times better than when he was young. Also I guess he's still fairly young, isn't he, compared to the others?

thanks to the temporal cold war, janeway's magic tech was stolen from the federation

fucking Vorlons

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Pakis age well.

Too high-concept after that. A grey goo incident would be the only thing the could pose a threat to starfleet. Maybe a civil war in the fed could happen?

Thats utter bullshit, the comics and novels manged to keep things interesting after voyager, and a simple throwaway line about the temporal agency fixes Voyagers bullshit

>comics and novels

>implying Nana Visitor has aged in the past 20 years

u wot m8

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9gdRKYSLP20

Good lad

He's half-black/half-white.

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Thicc Riker everytime. You want him to be unable to walk up stairs without getting winded, but you don't want him to have Diabetes, which in the future would be cured anyway but still it's not great to have.