Why are there no conservative comedians?

Why are there no conservative comedians?

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comedy requires empathy dumb shitposter

Never heard of Norm McDonald or Dennis Miller?

Because we lost the war. We are still trapped in Kali Yuga

There are...they're just not that funny.

They aren't allowed to

Nick Dipaolo is literally full on white supremacist and he's not even white

Because conservationism is for boring old white men who want to conserve what they think american values ought to be.

Meanwhile comedy as a whole as often used to criticize and make fun of established social norms and rules of law or society that make little sense. These are also all of the things conservatives want to hold onto so dearly.

There are. They just keep their mouths shut in Jewlywood if they want careers.

conservatives lack awareness and empathy

its also why there are no good female or asian comedians

Sam Hyde
Now why are there no funny liberals?

Who is this and where can I see her naked?

Bill burr
Doug stanhope
Dave Chappelle
Norm

All are considered right wing comedians these days for their non pc views

10 years ago they weren't though

Jokes aside, that's one of the things that makes a conservative a conservative, they're unable to understand satire.

conservatives are gay
gay people aren't funny

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There are, you'll see a lot more come around now because the lefty comedians have limited themselves and are no longer funny.

The only way to be edgy and counter culture today is to be conservative.

>dogfartnetwork
why the fuck would you name your porn company that unless it was all about catering to dog fart fetishes

there is but any brought up you will just say they are shit

because niggers and kikes

the only "edginess" allowed in mainstream comedy today is cringy atheism

because if you say something disparaging about niggers or sluts you're required to say "haha jk I don't think that" if you want a career

Steven Crowder is funny.

Most comedians before the SJW movement would basically be moderates or right-wingers by today's standards.

Low quality

Tim Allen

I'd be surprised if Foxworthy, Larry, or Ron White were liberals. Also Tim Allen is a raging right winger but he's not funny

Lol I emailed her and said I was a porn producer and asked for her rates. She actually replied.

what are her rates?

She asked me what specifically and I replied anal. She said doesn't do anal atm. So I replied just regular boy girl then, waiting a response for that.

Conservatives are too easily butthurt. As a result they are incapable of any degree of auto-derision and therefore, not funny.

>they are incapable of any degree of auto-derision and therefore, not funny.

Not having low self-esteem sounds like a good trade-off.

>conservatives are to easily buthurt

Compared to what? "if you dont use Xer you are literally hitler"

Dave Chappelle, a Muslim black man, is considered right wing? More conservative than other comedians, maybe, but his biggest complaint is that we should remember Bill Cosby's legacy for race relations and black representation even as we sentence him to jail for forcey fun time

>Implying liberals are funny

There are but the business they're in doesn't allow "alternative opinions"

Dane Cuck

>Conservatives actually take politics seriously and not as something to be laughed about

Hmm, really made me think.

>DAE feel bad for cousinfuckers in flyover states worshiping McJesus? Lol, me neither.

Most media and most comedians are fairly neutral, it's that some leftists can't seem to keep from drenching their material in political slant. Surprisingly, conservatives seem more respectful in not trying to shove their ideology down your throat.

>conservatives think being a treasonous terrorist is "taking politics seriously"

why do americans allow conservatives (enemies) to exist?

>Leftist talks about genociding people for their political beliefs

Really made me think.

except all mass murderers are objectively conservative. the las vegas shooter is conservative. ISIS are conservative. murdering people and committing treason are defining tenets of conservatism.

>Two most mass-mudering governments of all time were leftist
Really made me think.

Most mass shooters are Democrats you fucking idiot, including this one who was targeting Trump supporters. He was a liberal pro Hilary.

Because it's frankly evil? Like, do some research?

>genghis khan and the catholic church are leftist

conservative lies are so fucking pathetic at this point it's almost laughable.
conservatives are all traitors and murderers. the only reason conservatives have not been exterminated like the fucking vermin they are is because of the mercy of their betters (liberals). and you have exhausted our mercy.

Because they're not allowed to be. Joking about thots and niggers is funny as fuck, but you're not allowed to do it because the PC police will shut you down.