"you introduced me to cocaine, prostitutes, mental abuse and disease...

>"you introduced me to cocaine, prostitutes, mental abuse and disease. you did good things for me but being with you broke me down as a person jim. i was promised jekyll and instead i got hyde"
what did dead suicide girl mean by this?

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"you introduced me to prostitutes"

what did she mean by that?

>everything is somebody else's fault
that sounds like something someone who commits suicide would say

he went full cuban pete

never go full cuban pete

who did Carey piss for all these character assassination threads?(((them?)))

Maybe he liked to have group sex and needed the extra people.

He would literally introduce her to prostitutes he's been seeing. "Cathriona, this is Jasmine, I was with her all last night while you were having your girls night out." The guy is outta control, like Jared Leto method acting without an off switch combined with Keanu Reeves copypasta.

Who's Cuban Pete?

Wonder if Norm will bring this up in the interview tomorrow

Can't Hyde what's inside

the king of the rumba beat

He's a slave to the beat.

Idk what the girl was thinking being with him in the first place
I get he has a shit ton of money but i mean come on look at him

Hookers are fun.
She's just an ungrateful bitch.

"Have you thought about my cock today?"

What does cocaine feel like?

randy self confidence

it's ok now meth... theres a reason those fucks can't quit that shit

the one that makes you go chik chika boom chik chika boom

Being in a very good mood and being very interested in everything and wanting to talk about anything and everything, all while feeling pretty great. Great at the time, embarrassing afterwards when you realize you got all excited and rambled about bullshit.

So she could've chosen to leave him if he was breaking her inside so much. Why didn't she do that instead?

Reminder he said this immediately after she said some relative died and wasn't feeling good.

she did or rather he left her

she made her journey to the other side months after they broke up

Anyone seen Carrey's weird rants lately? Dude has gone full insan-o. I think he dropped some acid near Joshua Tree or something

>you introduced me to ..disease.
for fucking herpes? that stuff that 90% of the world has, that only literal deformed incels virgin lips dont have?

for that detail alone i think she was somewhat a too sheltered christian girl that couldnt handle a couple blows of coke and a bit of threesome fun.

You'll feel like the king of the world for three hours and then want to kill yourself for three hours

Coke like all amphetamines takes as much as it gives

Probably because the money stopped.

fine for like 15 minutes till you start to come down and get mean and need more

It makes you super energetic, gives you confidence and just makes everything around you more fun.

downside of coke is coke dick. Id tell autism virgins to do coke and get laid, but the coke dick will ruin it

also way too easy to get caught in a bender. If its available its really hard to not stop

Best way I ever heard it described is as borrowing happiness, it's incredible in the moment but it's gonna suck. Pretty true of every drug besides weed really

t.roastie

energy to do stuff but don't know what to do. AT the same time wanting to know what to do next.

feeling a bit more talkative.

what do sex with prostitutes feel like?

>full grown adult
>blames someone else


I don't get this. you took the chances and you proceeded with what was going on.

here is how it works

>be adult
>someone offers something to you
>"no thanks"

the end

Kek

That'd be great if he ambushed him like he did to Tim Allen at the very end of the interview and everyone just started laughing at Carrey as he's pretending to play along, blinking back tears with a forced smile.

She could have refused cocaine. I hate how people blame whoever introduced them to whatever drug they get hooked on.

Boring. No emotional connection.

yah women tend to do this to avoid the social stigma. its a way of avoiding a bad rep.

instead its a reputation of

>"oohh poor girl I hope she gets better"

women protect their 'innocence' as best as they can. so they aren't damaged goods.
but at the same time are massive emotional thrill seekers.

he's at least guilty of manslaughter

Depends on the prostitute. You pay extra for GFE otherwise it's very mechanical, just feels slightly better than masturbating.

CHICK CHICKY BOOM
CHICK CHICKY BOOM

No woman, no matter how beautiful, is worth more than $20. If all men had this simple attitude the price of hookers would plummet.

It was pretty cheap in Thailand

He the hottest guy in Havana

i base my prices on Cambodia
its what Thailand was 20 years ago
unfortunately those horrible Arabs with mega oil money are pricing everyone out of the high class hooker market
$20,000? get te fuck

she means the other herpes fucking idiot, the genital kind which is not what 90% of the world has.

You're doing it wrong, you go for the PSE (Porn star experience) and facefuck the whore.

you can have HSV1 on your genitals just as easily as HSV2 you daft bint.

Underrated

>Jim "Kill The Quim" Carrey
>Jim "Cum Inside, Then Suicide" Carrey
>Jim "Rim Her Then Bin Her" Carrey
>Jim "Fuck Her Then Chuck Her" Carrey
>Jim "After We Bone, I'll Move On To Emma Stone" Carrey
>Jim "Good Afternoon, Good Evening And Good Night" Carrey
>Jim "Root Her Then Boot Her" Carrey
>Jim "Wasn't My Wife, So She Took Her Own Life" Carrey
>Jim "Couldn't Get A Knobbin', So She Pulled A Robin (Williams)" Carrey
>Jim "Once She's Done Sucking, I Do The Cucking" Carrey
>Jim "My D or an OD" Carrey
>Jim "Gave Me A Rash, Now She's In The Trash" Carrey
>Jim "She Left The Thunder, Now She's 6 Feet Under" Carrey
>Jim "Ignore Every Whore Who Asks For More" Carrey
>Jim "Dig My Gold And You'll Get Rolled" Carrey
>Jim "Took My Dick Out Her Mouth, Now It's All Gone South" Carrey
>Jim "I'm So Old Even My Heart's Stone Cold" Carrey
>Jim "Had A Carnal Feast, Now She's Deceased" Carrey
>Jim "Pump Her Then Dump Her" Carrey
>Jim "Weirdo With A Beard-o" Carrey
>Jim "Pop Her Then Drop Her" Carrey
>Jim "This Is One Death Ace Will Take No Time At All To Solve" Carrey
>Jim "Bad Granddad" Carrey
>Jim "She's Unstable, Better Feed Her My 'Cable' (Guy)" Carrey
>Jim "Blew In Her, Now Ruin Her" Carrey
>Jim "Make That Slut Cut" Carrey
>Jim "Gave Me Head, Now She's Dead" Carrey
>Jim "Masturbate On Her, Then Excommunicate Her" Carrey
>Jim "That Was Funny, Now Time For Cunny" Carrey
>Jim "Get To Know, Then Drop That Hoe" Carrey
>Jim "It's Not Murder If I Didn't Touch Her" Carrey
>Jim "For Me It Was Tuesday" Carrey
>Jim "Pops" Carrey
>

posts like this make me realize there is a truly insidious force trying to silence and belittle anyone who ((((they)))) believe has strayed from script

you know what, i guess it's nice to have all the money and i do want to be super rich, but deep down i know i'd end up dead in 6 months, because i'm a degenerate and with the money i'd be able to afford coke, heroin, hookers etc. i think i'm better off this way.

You're better off dead you worthless junkie.

Everyone is better off dead, dead people don't have problems.

...

ah yes that poster is clearly a cia agent because jim carey knows too much what with being generic hollywood liberal #4783085

not that deep state but it is a clearly orchestrated attack on him
it has been going on all week, you think it is all the work of one individual who doesn't like him?

based carrey

i wonder how much the jews pay people to post stuff liek this?

can i get a job goyims?

Not true. You can do exactly what YOU want. I like to lick their anus and jerk off on their feet.

t. slut

I've been married for 6 years and don't have it, nor does my wife or any of my family.

but he's on of THEM. THEM Candadians.

>get cold sores (HSV1) during childhood by sharing drinks in school
>be a virgin till 22
>finally get gf, also virgin
>"introduce" her to cold sores through kissing
>one day bjs me with a cold sore, didn't think much of it in the heat of the moment
>get HSV1 on genitals
>now we both have HSV1 on genitals
Such is life. I get HSV2 is supposed to be worse, but she's making a big deal out of a disease that barely has any symptoms unless your immune system is fucked.

What happened with Tim Allen?

what do sex feel like?

To be fair, even if you expect Jeckyl, you must eventually expect Hyde.

That is the nature of Jeckyl, he is a slave to Hyde.

Boring af. Not worth it.
It might be useful to kick pussy out of your pedestal if that's your case but that's about it.

It smelled pretty bad desu.

im now remembering when i had coke dick. thanks

i like jewish conspiracies as much as the next user but you are a case example of "reading too far into something".

>>>get cold sores (HSV1) during childhood by sharing drinks in school
this is my fear : catching stds just by being around normies

This.

that sounds downright jim scary

Like wet sand in a pint glass

this, and koom on her face

Suddenly, cocaine and prison.

It's just someone funposting you paranoid fool

Source?

>>"you introduced me to cocaine, prostitutes, mental abuse and disease. you did good things for me but

I love the phrasing of this, like "you introduced me to coke, prostitutes, mental abuse and disease, but there was also a down side".

There were a million nice guys out there that would treat her like a princess. Yet she chose to date a fucking movie star anyways. Women are self-destructive in nature.

Maybe we've looked at this all wrong, and maybe the issue is that she became ravenously addicted to hookers and blow beyond the level that her income could support?

Funposting doesn't have a point other than having fun, y'all be pushin' agendas knowwhati'msayin

Also, she was married, which makes her husband a pimp.

You mean in the podcast or IRL?
IRL he was addicted to coke and also a raging alcoholic. Heaps of comedians have funny (but also annoying) stories about him doing hour long opening acts and totally cutting into their shows.
In the podcast, it was a normal interview and Norm was going along with everything he said and he was getting laughs. Suddenly after the second joke in the joke section, Norm brings up his incarceration and Allen becomes very uncomfortable. Then everyone starts laughing at him and it's very reminiscent of lunchtime bullying in a schoolyard. Definitely worth a listen if you're a fan of the podcast.

This happens to every celebrity. Tarantino, Louis Cuck King, Jonah "the" Hill, Robert "down here" Jr. How new are you?

But it is just fun, they're a list of funny names hanging shit on Carrey's current predicament, you fucking retard

salty milk

dirty coins

I see what you're doing, don't play coy with me

Women enjoy being treated lile shit, its in their nature

Unironically this (up to a point)

FUCKKKK. THIS IS WHERE I FUCKED UP. i thought GFE was ultimate. Thx for the tip.

>implying Norm didn't make this thread to prep his audience what's to come
Jim is fucked

I thought it was just dude weed memeing, but weed really gives no hangovers of any kind, besides maybe feeling a bit tired the morning after

Weed doesn't tire you out a day after, it's out of your system four hours tops, maybe six if you're fat. You got lung cancer my man.

That, or I just spent all night watching movies and got 4 hours of sleep

You don't think there's a bit of a power difference there when a extremely rich celebrity hooks up with one of the common folk? You don't think there might be some pressure/coercion?

Imagine if you suddenly managed to get some hollywood waifu to pay attention to you and she says hey I wanna bring some hookers over lets do blow and fuck that you'd feel reluctant to say no?

I imagine you don't have many moral quandaries because you live a small sheltered life.

giv corruptive degenerate millionare bf