Sex robots

Sex robots are not going to become a thing. At least not the way you pathetic basement dwellers wish.

A sapient artificial intelligence is probably a century out of our technological reach, but we're a lot closer when it comes to language translators. So if you want interactive sex bots right now, the way to do it would be to farm out the interactive behavior to remote control from third world call center laborers. When you're fucking your lady robot, you've got the Indian guy providing the dialogue "oh that is veddy veddy good for you be fucking my tight pussy in this fashion veddy much so", and the translator switches it to a Siri voice so you can pretend you aren't just having phone sex with an Indian call center.

Or maybe, just maybe, you could leave your mom's basement, go outside and meet some real women. Just a thought.

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finland I thought you have decent education

>implying I want it to speak

>Real Women
kek
I am going to buy the goodra model when it comes out so I can fuck that

AI is not a requirement, simple programming can do the job just fine and there's always the option of remote control like in a multiplayer game these days

sexbots will become reality but a niche product like nip artificial pocket pussies; for everyone else there's the oldest profession on earth even though fucking hookers is not really that satisfying unless you stumble upon one that really really loves her job

There's a great idea for a sitcom in here, goy.

We do, but we also have our share of retarded special needs kids. Sadly we don't leave them into the woods for wolves to eat anymore.

who gives a h*ck
I already have a Sugar Star

>Sadly we don't leave them into the woods for wolves to eat anymore.

That's pretty savage

>wanting a sex robot that looks like a real woman
what is the point of that?
pick cartoonish robots that lie on the outside of the uncanny valley, but give them human intelligence

>put cock in
>waggle it about
>cum
>scream for mum to come and clean it up in the Laundry


You're overthinking it bitch

Well, Asians have no souls.

That, plus OP's requirement of full-blown AI is nonsense anyway; no one wants to have deep discussions with their fuckbots, they just need to moan and look and feel decent enough - anything else is just gravy with which they'll justify the sale of high-end models.

>Lars and the real girl

Every idea that you have has already been made.

underrated post

desu i want a waifu-bot
a robot that has human intelligence, but has a personality programmed to want to be the perfect waifu
also i want to be able to have the paint job on my waifu-bot changed, one day white, one day black, one day cherry red, etc.

Implying i care about the sexbot talking when im railing it.

>Or maybe, just maybe, you could leave your mom's basement, go outside and meet some real women.

Have you met a real woman lately? If youre not a chad then the women youre likely to get are fat, miserable, have caustic personalities and cant cook worth a damn.

I started writing a story about what a future with fertile Sex robots would be like

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>Sex robots
already exist
we call then dildos and flash lights

all they need is a robotic body and IA

>A sapient artificial intelligence is probably a century out of our technological reach

>there are people who really believe time is the only factor for technological development
>what is investment
>what is demand

then again, I dont think theres much demand for actually sapient machines, the last thing we want is our toys demanding rights

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Sex robots will be a thing, but until maybe fifty years from now, they're going to be some uncanny valley shit that moves like something out of Disneyland. They will bear no resemblance to humans, and will be just as looked down upon as blow-up dolls. Just look at the robots we have now. Your sexbot isn't going to fuck like a woman, it's going to fuck like big dog. Your grandchildren will fuck the robot you have in mind. Keep dreaming.

Let's admit this is better than 95% of modern western families

I don't want to fuck a sex robot.

I want to BE a sex robot.

Think about what it would be like to have an immortal and perfect body that will never be destroyed by age. Want a brace of 4 penises? Go ahead. 3 tits like in Total Recall? Sure thing. A prehensile dick that can give other dicks hand jobs? Sick, but you can do that too. Plus, you can mount machine guns in your nipples in case you need to fuck a mother up for not paying for your services.

You could do anything, be anything, and live a life of never-ending pleasure and ecstasy. Maximum degeneracy with zero consequences.

paying indians to control the robots?

I imagine faggots and neets instead doing it for free

pretty sure many of you degenerates would come at the chance of using some vr headset and dildo shit to have internet sex via robot with other faggots online

would you deny it?

>he isn't reading the art of the deal

I'm going to buy a white female fuckbot and a black male fuckbot.
Then tell them to fuck and not let me join in.

That is pretty funny, but who the fuck cares if it's interactive. Isn't the whole point of the sexbot thing to get rid of that aspect? Not like it couldn't just moan anway. Sage for shit thread.

If realistic sex robots do become a thing, I can see a major trend of women embracing traditional gender roles. Women will start cooking, cleaning, taking care of their appearance, etc. Because it's the only way they'll be able to get men to commit to them.

No man will date a purple-haired, ball-busting feminist cow if he can get a sex robot that looks like a 20 year old blonde supermodel and fucks like a porn star.

Sweden, is that you?

I think it will just alienate men and women even more. There will be a small minority of normal men and women and the rest will just be hedonist degenerates that will die childless. It will make normal couples more strong and traditional as they witness the shitshow around them.

Embrace your degeneracy

>getting fucked by greasy virgin neet weaboos for all eternity

Pretty good actually, I'd read more.

I think it would depend on how good the robots become

some people will always prefer the real deal, and perhps with some actual competition women won't be so shity anymore so a new niche will open up for those who still want traditional human human relationships

but at that point, many would be happy with just a robot instead

I cannot see any negative from it
both sides would be better as a result

I don't even want to fuck it. Maybe once in a while, but not every single night.

I'm just at a point in my life where all I want is someone to talk to and spend time with.

It doesn't need to be genuinely sapient. It just needs to pass a turing test. Which we can already do. Where the technology has to catch up is precise control of servos to mimic human body motion. How long that will take is pretty much strictly determined by how much money is pumped into it, simply because there's no technological breakthrough required there.

I want more

This post was brought to you by a women who is PISSED her only valuable function as a human being will be replaced by a glorified fleshlight.

Hello Finnland btw.

Someone changed btw to desu. its not doing it now. wierd

I'd like some more too, user.

This.

youtube.com/watch?v=vZGf88KE2V4

Believe me, every SJW will rain bricks on the government they get them banned because this is a fear they have. Once fembots exists that look and even speak like real women then real women are in trouble. They'll have to conform to whatever the man wants to get any attention at all.

Also i think they should create cunnybots for pedos. This will reduce rape and sexual assaults on real little girls. The deal is this, declare to the government that you have this sexual urge. In return you'll receive a cunnybot to take your urges out on them. The catch is that you're only allowed to use the cunnybot and not peruse any real girls, and that the cunnybot has to be with you at all times to ensure that you're not doing anything bad. Seeing that the cunnybot is a robot it will be designed to be much stronger than a real man (this could also come into the sex role-play too if the man wants it) she'll restrain the man if she sees you trying it on with a real girl and on the second or third strike then she will arrest you and take you into custody.

Of course the cunnybot will be programmed to be the perfect lg and be a depraved whore in the bedroom. so much so that she will seduce the man into a full blown relationship with her and help him forget other lg's

>Also i think they should create cunnybots for pedos. This will reduce rape and sexual assaults on real little girls. The deal is this, declare to the government that you have this sexual urge. In return you'll receive a cunnybot to take your urges out on them. The catch is that you're only allowed to use the cunnybot and not peruse any real girls, and that the cunnybot has to be with you at all times to ensure that you're not doing anything bad. Seeing that the cunnybot is a robot it will be designed to be much stronger than a real man (this could also come into the sex role-play too if the man wants it) she'll restrain the man if she sees you trying it on with a real girl and on the second or third strike then she will arrest you and take you into custody.
>Of course the cunnybot will be programmed to be the perfect lg and be a depraved whore in the bedroom. so much so that she will seduce the man into a full blown relationship with her and help him forget other lg's
Stop posting your fetish

Sex robots will be quaint compared to full automation of every job including general AI decision-makers replacing all political, financial, and cultural positions of influence.

>Stop posting your fetish

fetish or not, it's a pretty good idea

why would you want a sex robot when you can have a cat girl? there are neko forums out there and as long as you have the money you can have a pet cat girl. :3

I'm glad I know this exists now.

>go outside and meet some real women. Just a thought.


I have met many real women, and made their pussies happy. The problem is they all want kids, and a kind of family life that I have absolutely no fucking interest in you fucking social robot fucktwit.
So, when you're an unattractive fuck in a few years that not even your dog wants to be around, much less your fat ass bitch wife, a pleasant reminder - that's the fucked up life you wanted.

kekiest kek

They should be banned, just because I hate betas. You don't deserve any sexual gratification.

>A sapient artificial intelligence is probably a century out of our technological reach,

hahahahahahahahahahaha, you sad, strange little man

What's so funny about it?

Implying I want women to make any sound when I fuck them En Mass with my fucking alpha dick you fagot ass bitch. Women are stupid and the ones I dont tell to shut the fuck up while I screw them just lay there like they're fucking dead; half of women today don't even know how to screw right. The ones that do are whores. Can't wait to see the day women will no longer be needed.

Thank you all very much! I'll keep working on it, and I hope to post more either in this thread, or in the next robot thread picks up