Tfw enjoy the repetitive shitposting on this board than actual tv & movies

>tfw enjoy the repetitive shitposting on this board than actual tv & movies

I literally haven't watched a single movie in years. I only come here for the memes.

>implying this was board was ever anything else other than repetitive shitposting

Australian power hour has begun

Do Americans really do this?

I haven't watched a single movie since Sharkboy and Lavagirl came out in 2005.

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You haven't missed much desu

>I enjoy watching Television and Movies
Don't worry, you're doing it right lad

>tfw only come here for the feet threads

fpbp. literally me

this is nothing unusual.

most contemporary movies follow meme formulas for maximum normie shekel extraction. with Sup Forums you witness sometimes timeless memes that will stick to your memory.

I haven't watched a movie in 2 years desu

> arrive at local kinoplex 30 mins early
> get fined 400 usd for not making it to the pre-show national anthem hour
> whatever, I can't wait to see Robert and have him ask me how my day went
> "Hey Robert! I'm so glad to see a frien-"
> that'll be 47.99 for the extra large popcorn with 17 ounces of butter, sir
> "oh.. Hehe thanks"
> awkwardly pay him and move toward the metal detectors
> guy in front of me forgot his handgun, gets disintegrated by the automated surveillance system
> sweatingman.jpg
> "your tip sir!"
> shit did I forget to tip Robert?
> "your tip sir!"
> the voice gets louder but still sounds fuzzy
> sweatingbuckets.jpg
>YOUR TIP, SIR!
> snap out of it and realize im half naked in front of a penis inspector waiting for me to position my penis on the penis identification machine
> 6/10 it reads
> I barely make it through and drag my anvil to my seat
> moments later the designated shooter bursts through the door
> everyone in the audience claps
> the noise startles my falcon, Dave, who swoops at the DS and permanently blinds his left eye
> get kicked out and fined 21,000 usd for the shooter's surgery
> realized I forgot to take my anvil back out with me

Atleast check out the films from 2007, that was a good year

Why are we here

Just to shitpost?

>used to watch 40 kinos per year in my old laptop
>now with big tv only watched half of it

Saw Kong Skull Island in theater alone, just sat there uncomfortable, claustrophobic, stomach hurting, praying for the movie to end so I could go back to my solitude. No more theaters for me.

Probably like me, to kill time and ignore the utter shitshow of reality. Probably could fix things up, but the crushing tide of inexorability is a bitch.
If we must press, it's the closest form of real communication we have, since society has been reduced to walking on egg shells.
IRL, you have to deal with the fact that your friends aren't who they were or who you thought they were, so you got trust issues there.
Society around us doesn't want to be saved, it just wants to cast itself into the abyss, dressed in terribly tacky colors.
Player's choice, really

I went most recently to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2, my wife's son is so cute how he can scream for over an hour nonstop.

haven't watched a single movie since they switched off the analog signal

newfag normie detected

Tells something about the quality of movies you choose.

You're basically the reason this board sucks, but you don't think it sucks, you think it's great, but that's only because you don't know about other boards where mindless repetitive shitposting are actually accepted and encouraged. Dumbfuck

>I only come here for the memes.

And it's the same recycled shitty meme's

mfw Sup Forums unironically makes up 80% of my daily human interaction

I'm here on the off chance that one of you isn't mind-blowingly autistic and actually wants to talk about a movie or tv show.

it's too much work to just sit there and do nothing but watch a movie

Be honest, can you sit and do anything that's the same for longer than 20 minutes?

not him but I can play vidya for that long but's that's about it

I'm only able to muster the concentration to watch about a movie a month. Even then I have to take several breaks. The internet and smartphones have completely destroyed my ability to concentrate.

who /mommysmilk/ here?

I want to fuck that bunny!

here, have a (you) it's on the house

On some days it's a 100% for me.

thanks for the replies anonbros

>human

True. I've watched enough films to become jaded af. Memes are way more fun and self destructive.

To refine memes to it's highest purity.

I have a television at home but never use it

same lmao
movies and shows suck dick
the only thing I've been watching is legend of the galactic heroes

I enjoy shitposting about movies, sometimes I watch one just to shitpost

>big movie i don't care about comes out
>everyone shiposting about it for weeks
>finally have to watch it just so i can get in on the shitposting
Old IT is better.

>What did he mean by this?
>it ain't me starts playing
>*BRAP*
>Who was in the wrong here?
>Imagine being Arnold
>BANE?
>What's next for her career?
>what do you think of her body of work
>Watch it, Chrissy
>Was it kino?
>JUST
>What the fuck was her problem?
>is he dare I say it /ourguy/?
>now that the dust has settled
>what's this guy's name again?
>APOLOGIZE
>Was it autism?
>*blocks your path*
>"villains" who literally did nothing wrong
>What's her end game?
>DUDE REDUCTIVE MEME LMAO
>What went wrong?
>Who will play xir in the inevitable biopic?

all me btw

>"I love superhero movies"

This is probably more normal than we think. My father and grandfather never felt any shame reading a newspaper front to back every day.

Autism should be a bannable offense.

Sneed

This is a bit concerning desu, our attention spans have been reduced to a fucking cat's. I see this on myself too.
Who is at fault here?

Its Unironically (((them)))

Helloooooo reddit