NEW NORM

IT'S JIM CARREY

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Jim is awesome. Cacao!

bump for /orville/ synergy

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wow norm looks like shit, is he ok?

Norm probably thinks it's hilarious Jim killed his girlfriend with an STD.

How can you balance watching that trash and not killing yourself in shame?

Was this recorded before Jim was /blackpilled/?

he looks like an average 50 year old man

What is up with all that "I'm not a person dude, everything is abstract man"?

He is like a 16 year old in a philosophy class.

no, a complete mental breakdown. He lost his gf and probably felt really empty in his big hollywood mansion and realized all his "friends" offered him no real support and he realized how fake it all was.

>he killed his gf
fixed

So is this show nothing but bringing in washed up has-beens?

Holy fuck.

They did bring that guy from The Big Bang Theory, but he was less interesting than watching paint dry.

You mean he murdered a woman he had been fucking and when she cried for help he didn't respond

J U S T
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I don't know if I can make it through the alchemical sex bit. It just makes me think of what Jim really did to his girlfriend to make her kill herself.

Ever seen Lost Highway? He's pretending to be someone else to deal with the guilt of having killed his gf. It's fucked up.

>Anyone want to share this with me? Here's the other side, in case you've heard the rumours.
holy fuck

Oh great a "comedian"
No one tunes into Norm MacDonald for fucking jokes

I want close-ups!!!

>Orville posters aren't meme-ridden childre--

I love how whenever Jim would go on an existential tangent, Norm would follow him without missing a beat and bring him back to reality.

>Jim Carey being an attention whore this much
I don't know if I can watch this lads.

Best episode this season by a long shot.

>Jim sharing his STD ridden coffee
I can't go on, I think I'm going to puke.

what a fucking trainwreck

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It is shit despite it being Jim Carrey. Is this the end of the podcast once and for all, bros?

Who gives a fuck about that washed up loon Jim Carrey?
All of you kill yourselves.

Has anyone found a link to that tea yet?

The majority of people in this thread are shitting on Jim Carrey and the state of the show

Kill yourself faggot

>getting this upset
Who hurt you, user?

Norm has the best timing
>Jim Carrey
>Playboy mansion anecdote
>Albert Fish mass murderer joke

>e-ecelebs
The absolute state of this board

>Albert Fish
Oh is Norm using this joke again? Fuck this show.

I like it when norm talks about uncle jimmy

>over an hour
Gimme the basic gestalt

>youtube.com/watch?v=aC9NNUSpU6Y&t=1555s
Norm's got some tough competition

jim tries to be funny for an hour

I don't think I've laughed once and I'm 45 minutes in.
>DUDE HE'S TEARING UP THE SET LMAO
ehhhhh...

Wow, OP didn't lie this time, this picture really has Jim Carrey in it. Am mildly impressed.

>Best episode this season by a long shot.
> season 3
Whoa......oh wait

whoa you sound like a big guy

is Jim playing the character he's playing in that upcoming film of his?

>bringing in celebs with years of experience and stories to tell
>"lol they're all washed up"
Millennial spotted.

Ricky is nothing without Steven

>Kakao
That's literally how Europeans pronounce Cocoa. Why is Jim such a pretentious douche?

The repetition is the joke.

if he gets Karl on, it's over for Norm

"Rawdog" Comedy? Really Ricky? REALLY?

Haha yes! YESS! Hearing it for a billionth time lmfao! MY FUCKING SIDES!!!

There are three things that are funny about it. First, you have the fact that it's not even a joke, it's just a paragraph of horrible information delivered with bizarre relish. Second you have what Norm does with the "punchline" each time. Third you have the fact that the guests all claim to be regular viewers but none of them has ever heard it before.

nah i'm good

So I heard that this Jim Carrey fella contracted Hepatitis A, Chlamydia, and Herpes type 1 and 2. He then began a relationship with a woman whom he had unprotected sex with, but here’s the zinger: he didn’t tell her he carried STDs. His former girlfriend then committed suicide and left a letter saying how Jim ruined her life- I mean this guy seems like a real jerk.

I don't believe my fucking eyes. What is going on here?
ls that a comedy show or what?
Are people in USA really THIS fat?

Pure eccentrinesque kino.

Jim alters to his ''ethereal'' form everytime a subject direction goes close to his personal bleeding wounds, guess its a way to protect himself by lying to himself, this is deffinatelly not healthy and i think he is setting up for suicide honestly.

If theres no him, why even bother showing up to these shows in the first place?

>Are people in USA really THIS fat?
Yeah you'll sometimes see landwhales like this.

>work an office job for 3 years
>coworker was an obese landwhale
>would drink five 20oz Cokes/Mountain Dews a day during her shift
>who knows what else she'd eat/drink during her lunches
>wonders why weight loss methods don't work for her

>If theres no him, why even bother showing up to these shows in the first place?

I suspect he might be coming close to a David Icke moment. Which means that he is potentially /ourguy/, if /we/ are conspiracy theorists, but it will be cloaked by enough lizard shapeshifter shit for any real revelations he drops to be essentially fucking useless.

yep, also the guilt of his reprehensible actions in the past forces him to distance himself from his self enforcing the idea that there is no "him"

BASED
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heh

Is Jim fucking insane after killing his gf?

What's Michael Cera doing there?

>Kill self after getting the clap.

Probably be happier without her

5:30 that girl is fucking hot

Does he actually have all those STDs?

He has some pioneering views on tantra and sexual alchemy. Jim's awakened spirit is banging for 8 hours a day spreading his virus ridden seed.

licked the cum off her tits

Seriously, what an overreaction

CUT HER TITTIES OFF

Jim Carrey is so annoying and sad :(

norms nervous laugh is goat

Carrey is bing really REALLY obnoxious, is he always like this?

how does jim look so young and so old at the same time

He is nowadays, before he used to be the funny man

he's been looking shit for like 10 years now, getting worse and worse.

he has those chicklet teeth and puffy face as if he drinks a lot

Woah, its almost like he's a middle aged man

show's not for kids, fag

>"the word 'depressed' means 'deep rest'."
absolutely idiotic

What the FUCK is Michael Cera doing there

i'm a 30 year old man, m8

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He's a middle-aged man who has spent a lot of time self-medicating.

You act like you have never seen old people.

kidult

Woah, why didn't he stick to a diet of green tea and black semen

Lost highway sucked

Contributing cringe.

as a non-native english speaker i found the banter in this to be quite incomprehensible sometimes, very difficult to understand all the reference at least in the beginning.

embarrassed to say i would need captions

> "Fuck John Wayne. Bloated republican asshole"

what did he mean by this?

Meme Memey on the Meme McMemeald Show. Wow, exciting.

Carrey telling the buffoonery sanctioning story was funny.

WOAH HEY SLOW DOWN NOW THAT'S OUTTA LINE

Yeah same problem here i used captions but then they started using names as punchline then what the fuck do i do with this.

Good thing i got what i wanted though, he engaged in renegade mode a few times.

Anybody remember where did Norm tell the "Awe this surely was the Son of God" John Wayne story?

Yes, because clearly that's the only alternative to eating handfuls of benzos whenever you feel nervous.

as a native english speaker it was mostly incomprehensible. they were talking over each other the entire time

who cacao here

>tumblr
kill yourself anytime pal

You sound like you're in a deep rest.