You are off the case! turn in your badge and gun... and the other badge!!

>you are off the case! turn in your badge and gun... and the other badge!!

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>And you other other badge!

>turns in the weapon
>turns in the badge
>keep the bullets
mfw

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>turns in badge
>it's a fake

>called to return the bullets
>you took out the gunpowder
/devilish/

ah-bloo-bloo

>go to Sup Forums
>enter film discussion thread
>it's just retards calling each other retards
>post "trump is a jew"
>close thread and go back to meaningful reddit discussion

>i'm hacking into their mainframe database now
>almost past the firewall

ah-bloo-bloo

>and your other ah-bloo-bloo

ah-bloo-bloo

>In this department, we do things by the book
>$5000 in property damage, a $50,000 ferrari? The boss is gonna have my ASS

>bring my RealDoll(tm) to my local kinoplex to get around the No Singles Policy
>40 minutes into the pre-credits Robert taps on my shoulder
>"It has been brought to our attention that you are in violation of the NSP. Please turn in your badge and crab legs."
FML

thats a cheap ferrari

>Turn in the badge and the gun
>keep police cruiser and dogo

ah-bloo-bloo

>i'm hacking into their mainframe database now
>you have 8 months
>in english doc

>fuck you, I'd rather hand in my papers first
>world needs plenty of bartenders

GOAT

>we're in charge here now

>SUSPENDED. WITHOUT PAY.

>North Dakota Rural Guard, we are in charge here now

>who's in charge here
>not anymore

>It's never brought up again, and the protagonist gets off scot free

>45 years on the force and all I got was a tap on the shoulder

for you

>Don't take your eyes off this guy
>If he as much as sneezes, I want to know about it

>finally get a GF to get around NSP
>go to the kinoplex
>'now they have a N(WM/AF)P in place : no white make with Asian female policy
Gee thanks Vegas Shooter

>I've got the DA breathing up my ass

of course some faggot would make a janitor easter

...

It's BREEDING not breathing

of course some faggot would make a smug janitor Pepe

>Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

What's the retail in one of those?