You have 30 seconds to prove that you are white, Sup Forums

You have 30 seconds to prove that you are white, Sup Forums

i got a pretty nasty sunburn today

I tipped my waiter 15%

I have to get up early for work tomorrow.

I'm not. I'm a Flip.

i love chicken tendies

Put milk in my tea yesterday.

6'3", cannot dunk a basketball

can do calculus

I know my father.
I've never eaten dog.
I've never fucked a goat.(this covers arabs and welsh)

I have a job, a father and have never been pulled over

I know my father.

I like mayonnaise, except on hamburgers.

I am inherently racist, privileged, and blind to all of it.

I'm 6K MMR on Dota2

Live in a 97% white town
Skipped a grade of school
High standardized test scores
white skin
Bavarian Heritage
Voting for Trump

A have a job, pay my taxes, and have never committed a crime - felony or misdemeanor.

I'm not American

I don't use seasoning.

I don't like tacos

gooby bless

I just ate crackers and cheese after revising my personal budget and I'm about to call my parents.

I'm in a senior position at the company I work for.
I have lunch with the COO and make nigger jokes

Dunno, am i white, Sup Forums told me im not

>except on hamburgers
Get out, degenerate.

I'm white

>WE WUZ BAVARIAN AND SHIT
>MUH HERITAGE

kys

I have a red beard.

I would slap my cock in your face and you will suck it.

>Yes goy, eating massive amounts of soybean oil makes you white!

>My mom used to buy me a pack of pokemon cards every time we went to the grocery store
>I know its time to get out of the sun after 2 hours because I can feel the sunburn
>Life in general feels worse every year because WASPs lose more and more power
>I look fondly to the UK even if they don't like me
>I dream about moving back to my surname's homeland despite it being a shitty place with no rights

today i woke up after mid day and made a hamburger, then played csgo and wow

dont think ive left the house yet

My parents are Romanian but they're not gypsies, please believe me. :(

cheeky nandos

I have bright blue eyes, light brown hair and a red beard.

same

i own my bike

I've never broken a law.

there's not a single rap song in my music playlist

I don't own a gun.

Ive been employed since completing my education. I was born in England and can trace my English heritage back to 1503. Im a snowflake.

Grimgor Ironhide is da best

I watch hockey

i'm half white. do you guys still accept me? german, scotish/ japanese, philipino

I mean, I could have just said German, but that actually is a strike against me for being white, since, you know

I own a sex slave.

I can drink milk

im not a fag, fuck off

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I am Lithuanian.

Every single comment I've read so far could be a kike.
Are kikes white or are you all kikes?
I knew Sup Forums was a Jewish board.
Bye.
Gas yourselves.

this flag is a proxy. I'm actually a white argentinian

Mayonnaise is made from eggs

I can not play the Bass

I'm in rural New Hampshire

Never been arrested
Attended college
Dick is over 5 inches long
I tell people I care about minority and women's rights but I'm indifferent at best
I won't eat an animal that is either a companion or work partner to humans
I can swim and fast

I drink black coffee and tea.
For some reason it offends negros that I don't put tons of sugar in my morning hot drink, effectively making it a soft drink.

This is a myth btw

I work in high finance, but I eat pork and don't need somebody to push the buttons on the elevator for me after the sun goes down on Friday.

I went hiking with my dad yesterday

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>White
>Not owning a gun

>skipped a grade
>97% white town
fucking gook

I graduated high school

When I'm untanned, my skin burns from the sun and I have blonde hair/blue eyes.

Nigger tier nose, but very nice jaw and hair line.

You also look like you are /fit/

8/10

Pic related is me.

I'll make you a fag you little bitch and you'll take it.

Or I'll cut your lips and nose off. Choice is yours.

>dark blue with white stripes

Lemme think, you're wearing Adidas?

i'm not

Hillary and the techno colored dream throat

what's that? some kind of mexican?

im pretty sure ill fuck you up if you try anything, keyboard warrior

can you see?

I have Rh- blood.

Supreme Gentleman?

I dont know who my father is
oh wait

>chugs gallon of milk

Cool squat bro!

that proves you are american.

I live in Idaho willfully.

When my mom got home a sang her a song about how much I want potatoes.

I crave BBC

Slav confirmed.

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>I have never broken a law
>I don't get any black memes
>my family tree is 100% northern european
>I don't kneel for the national anthem
>I am going to vote for Trump
Daily reminder that the founding fathers only wanted the northern europeans to have liberty in this country.

i play mtg

I ate a chicken caesar wrap in a green pita today

How can I get tested like this? Is it affordable for a poorfag?

Sup Forums made me very curious about muh heritage.

I'm a foodie

I have a father

Look at my flag. You're all niggers in my eyes.

Fudge is made with potatoes.

Maybe the world deserves this. I don't even know anymore.

i got 3 words for ya polka polka polka!

just did some squats and then drank a litre of milk

I guarantee you have broken a law. You haven't been in trouble with the law. It's rigged.

6'3 blue eyes, fit, 8/10 good jawline, 28 asperger MGTOW Virgin hermit. I'm weird.

I'm educated.

I go on /pol to feel superior.

I carried a gun legally in target and said hello politely to my neighbors.

I'm lactose tolerant.