Never watched this, what happens if the guy gets a boner?

Never watched this, what happens if the guy gets a boner?

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they fuck

I watched an ep of this where the retards were boiling water and the girl was asleep right next to it and she got like 2nd degree burns when it spilled over on her.
Not sure who was in the wrong. The guy boiling water there or the girl for sleeping next to boiling water. Idr if she was asleep before or after he started boiling water

he gets it cut off like all straight white males do

all hell breaks loose

>That episode the girl sucks him off because she says she needs protein

Pretty hard to get a boner when there are cameras all around you and everything's just awkward in general. You need the right setting and environment to get erections.

I remember that episode. That guy was a legit autist.

strap benis to leg

I've gotten erections while driving to class.

then they lynch the homo

You should tell that to my junior high aged dick.
>he would call u a filthy liar then proceed to give me the biggest chub in math class

Armyfags know how hard it is to get an erection when you are constantly tired and hungry.

Yeah exactly, you're alone in your car with pants on. Little stress, more relaxed, more bloodflow.

you've never gotten a i-really-hope-don't-get-a-boner-right-now boner?

It's happened a few times at the beginning when they meet. But once the "survival" starts most of these people are too miserable. Minus that old guy who kept cuddling with the young lesbian and she got freaked out and refused to sleep near him ... cuz you know, boing.

You weren't being eaten by bugs, starving, thirsty as fuck, and listening to a woman near constantly bitch about the situation while you're miserable also.

if you truly can predict your boner you're either over 40 or depressed

>woman
boom. boner.

>You weren't being eaten by bugs, starving, thirsty as fuck, and listening to a woman near constantly bitch about the situation while you're miserable also.
nigga i have gotten a boner while gripped with diarrhoea trying to manhandle a possum in front of my mother and sister

boners are wandering souls

>underage fags lying
Yep. Okay. We Believe You.

hahaha. oh man.

a) underage people are more likely to be telling the truth because they seriously suffer from uncontrollable boner syndrome
b) see your doctor because your problem might be fixable

they're not naked, tho.

tell me more

So has anything sexual actually ever happened in one of those? I want to know if it's worth watching.

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Oh, I didn't know this show was about teenagers! How the hell do they get away with showing underages naked in survival situtations? I figured that thing would be illegal.

>mfw this stupid

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youtube.com/watch?v=De0XSVHLRBU

>I don't have a dick but I'll presume to speak of how they work

I am really surprised that there is no porn parody of this show yet.

Every time I decide to wear basketball shorts

>censored nudity

i cant wait until boomer christcucks finally die off so we can finally stop being afraid of the dreaded booby

> You weren't being eaten by bugs, starving, thirsty as fuck, and listening to a woman near constantly bitch about the situation

So..the perfect time to have sex then. If the situation is so horrible you might as well give each other an orgasm.

Why do people sign up for this show? Everything about it sounds miserable.

>We

I'd love to do this show, misery can be fun

>girl milks you for protein so much you get a zinc deficiency

WUZ

Sleeping naked in a jungle/desert/woods doesn't sound that fun imo

All contestants on the show are fitted with explosive necklaces and if they display any signs of sexual arousal (vaginal lubrication, erections), they are immediately terminated. The ones that survive are crowned the winner and receive a million dollars in cash.

Is that Titus Pullo?

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>that one episode where the flabby whiteboi with dreads cuts his hand open with machete like 36 hours in and has to get airlifted to a hospital, only for the cute young attorney to complete the rest of the challenge all on her own

as far as shit tv goes, this show is pretty watchable

KANGZ

>Girl: As far as I know Guy never woke up with a boner.
>Guy: It actually happened a few times.
>Girl: I totally didn't notice.
Imagine that guy's self esteem now

so we can end up like BBC and have dicks and pussy displayed like candy? not happening on my watch degenerate

>"I need to stay warm"
That girl was crazy for the BBC.

>When those shitters lost to the Amazon after like 2 days and they bring in the ringers who make it the whole time
BASED
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If you take modern life for granted like everybody else then this can serve as a wake up call.

Yeah without watching this I would never know that life without technology sucks.

I would watch this