Ask me anything

You know what to do

is hispanic a culture or a race

do you have em?

Do you think that God stays in Heaven because he fears what he's created here on Earth?

I'm not qualified to answer that question, but I have a guy I can call.
Fuck off

It's a test. life is a test. Don't fuck assholes and you can go to heaven too

I'm looking to sell this prototype model for $300

So uh... *snickers*
ehh heheh, do you have any uh... copies of Battletoads?

Best I can do is $50 kid

lung cancer is one hell of a way to die, you ready for it?

I have a $20 bill. Make me an offer Rick.

How about $7.50 in-store credit

YAG?

i have a jar of LBJ's hemmorhoids, what can you give me?

Have you even worked out since Die Hard?

Trying to get rid of my junk how much can I get for this?

I don't get what you're asking me

Proof that you are rick harrison?

who is this gaylord? can anyone give me a quick rundown?

Bringing in a gold watch tomorrow,
and it's one of my grandfather's heirlooms.
To be honest, I think it's a bit trite,
the finish is worn and it's a bit late on the actual time.
Lately my father has been just giving away all of my grandfather's stuff,
even his nice rings and old tools, which I think are much more valuable.
The point I'm trying to make is that some of this stuff could be worth a lot,
over tens of thousands of dollars.
At least $200 for this watch is what I'm looking for,
do you think you could swing for that?
Seriously, just take a look, what do you think?

No, we do not carry Battletoads