RWBY/RT General #1049: Suiting Up Edition

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I want Adam to kidnap and have his way with me.

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Why would you want to lose an arm?

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He'll probably moan Blakes name then choke you to death afterwards.

I want Tyrian to choke me with his tail.

Superior weaponry

r u a grill

>RWBY fans also like narutoshit
why am I not surprised

pretty late on that revelation

What if the next Penny has black hair and is named Rose because Dr Polendina is socially conscious enough to realize making an exact replica would be pretty fucked up for the people that knew the original, especially her best friend, but he's not socially conscious enough to realize that making what looks like a future Ruby/Penny child without her knowledge is kinda fucked up too?

I want Tyrian to successfully kidnap Rubes an Jaune and then take them to a shady hotel so he can tie them up and have his way with them all night until he breaks them both.

what is the best hetero hero x villain ship? what is the worst?

How would he fare in Remnant?

Rosewick is probably best.

Worst is whatever cinder x jaune is

Salem and Ironwood

but is that the best or the worst?

Spent one gorillion years making. Many family members lost in process.

Probably the worst. Neon an Jaune would be hilarious though.

How aware is Ironwood that the female students of his academy fuck up to get sent to his office for punishment on purpose?

He is completely blind to how much the female student body wants his iron cock

He'd probably completely break Jaune, cant completely break Ruby, gotta bring something back for his Goddess.

Rosewick only makes sense 10 years down the line when Ruby is like 26 and Roman is like 36-40 and she needs Roman's help navigating the criminal underworld for a mission
Fuck you he's not dead

>female student #482 sits in front of Ironwood's office, fidgeting nervously
>door opens
>Glynda walks out
>she adjusts her rumpled uniform, tries to remake her mussed-up hairdo, and wipes her face clean of sweat
>looks down on the girl, gives her a cold, iron glare of understanding
>"you may come in now, sorry for the delay"

What would her team be?

"Hey, user! Nice work out there today!"

Precisely.

Which student visits Irondong the most for misbehaving?

Go back to Blake

Sounds good to me

We only know of two current students.

You wanna g-grapple Jaune?

I'm a little weirded out how natural that picture looks.

>Jacques is the only one autistic enough to try explaining to Ironwood what's going on

Neon probably visits a lot but because she's actually a menace, and not in it for the irondong

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We used to know four

Ruby would NEVER enter into a romantic relationship with a criminal like Roman, she fights for justice

So is there just a ship for everything?

>We only know of two current students.
Nope, so it's between these four as to who the mega slut is.

Penny Polendina
Ciel Soleil
Flynt Coal
Neon Katt

Fuck, I forgot about Ciel and Penny.

She used to think that too

Which one of pic related is carrying Jaune's child?

Penny doesn't even have urges, she's built only for combat

why would you even ask this question when you already know the answer?

Probably Flynt.
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There's a ship name for most everything.

Ciel and Penny wouldnt get in trouble. Flynt might get in trouble but it's only because his partner is Neon who is always up for mischief

Ruby's smile would never be broken in such a way

Fuck off, bitch nigga.

>Worst is whatever cinder x jaune is
>Implying that isn't the best
Imagine how pissed everyone would be.
>THEY'RE SHOVING JAUNE DOWN OUR THROAT AGAIN WITH THIS FORCED ROMANCE SHIT
>SHE KILLED PYRRHA. SHE FUCKING KILLED PYRRHA.

Who said anything about broken smiles?

who said she lost her smile?

In all fairness, Penny is dead for now and Ciel is a literally who.

One of those cardboard cutouts in the finals was probably from Atlas, one of them looked all fancy and techy

It's a back-and-forth of who will corrupt/save the other, Ruby steadfast on making him a hero.
So Zootopia.

Weiss, obviously. Little Jaune will make his hero tale of how he conquered the Schnee Dust Company

*love

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Best is Merc x anyone

Worst is Jaune x anyone

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Just disbelief that I keep finding new ones with actual content backing them.

>all the villains but Banesaw are present

>Swapping one self insert for the other.

Dubs confirm, Neon made Flynt gay, Kek.

Neon is just misunderstood user.

>Penny doesn't even have urges, she's built only for combat
She pretty clearly has her own feelings and desires outside of an intended function

Daily Reminder of the endgame canon pairing that will make implode this shit

"Thanks Jaune, wanna go out and grab a bite to eat? I hope they dont turn our food to ashes this time"

Jaune is the biggest self insert of the two so

To be fair, we don't know Banesaw's actual name.

Soon
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what if rubys ruby computer was broken so she used yours and got on your youtube and watched a bunch of bee movie and lazytown meme videos and now they always show up on your recommended videos

>Banesaw Witherberg Schneekiller

>user is tripped in the hallway.
>user discovers his locker was trashed sometime in the night.
>user IS BULLIED until he finally goes insane.

>we don't know Banesaw's actual name
Makes sense. After all, nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.

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She doesn't know my password

On the one hand, I loved Arkos

On the other, I have a weakness for tsunderes like Weiss

oh nevermind then sorry for wasting your time

>On the one hand, I loved Arkos
>On the other, I have a weakness for tsunderes like Weiss
Except Weiss is not even a tsundere you.

Why do people like this character again?

He eventually drops the "killer".

Amusing, over the top edgy, scorpion tail

Are we getting a new episode or no?

they're contrarians end edgelords

she's not a tsundere, there's no "dere" underneath it's all tsun.

>date Weiss
>she's an extraordinarily cold, distant individual who cannot really express intimacy
writefags/drawfags get on it, this is canon Weiss

Given the clip of next week's episode, can anyone else see Tyrian as some kind of Jehovah's Witness for Salem? He's just so gosh darn polite when talking about her, I could totally see him going door-to-door.
>"Hello friend, do you have a moment to listen to the word of our Goddess of Death and Misery, Salem?"

>This is why Jaune doesn't have any friends outside of RWBY and NPR.

Next week.

Not this week, just a WoR. Next week though.

True but I guess in a hypothetical world where Weiss and Jaune get together

>initially insults him and ignores
>warms up to him
>they start dating

I mean, couple it with a few instances of namecalling. It would be pretty tsun, my guy

Ciel is a literal Doctor Who

This niggas got it. I wonder how people don't realize M&K will go with the loser gets girls she always liked cliche story

>No dere
Uh...

would Schneesaw's conception be rape or consensual? if it was rape would he have forced her to enjoy it with restraints and toys?

Except it's really not.

The reason she's mean to him is because he acted like a retard.

I love how he is so polite about Salem in other shows you see the madman gushing all about their god and jerk off infront of people all about their god but with Tyrian he is so nice when talking about Salem

I hope that ends up being the way it goes. I don't know why, but learning that Jaqcue married into the family makes me think that they'll try and make Willow look like some sort of victim, and I wouldn't like that very much, I want both parents to be terrible people. I feel like if they go down that route, it would seem that Weiss' "Oh Lonesome Me" thing would not seem to have much weight to it anymore. Winter and Klien have genuine care for her, I'd need to see more of Whitley but he doesn't seem to dislike her that much, and it takes away from how she said she lost family to the White Fang that seems like a full family in itself.

>implying she's a Time Lady

Ms. Frizzle is the only Time Lady you should concern yourself with

Neptune.

Do you thinking he pulls Neon's tail when giving her the Irondong?

Best ship.