Agatha Christie’s Crooked House - Trailer

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I thought Murder on the Orient Express was the only Christie adaption coming out this year. guess not.

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Can't wait for the inevitable webms.

I don't care about the movie but hopefully there's some good titty shots

she's fucking perfect

As a Footsexual Patrician, I cannot support Christina Hendricks

is she getting naked thats all that matters

mommy kino is back on the menu guys

More like Mommy House

i used to think brits were all fancy and posh until i realised they were all subhuman wankers

She's too old at this point, and she's fat as fuck.
>tfw no 25-year-old titcow nude scene

more like crooked toe, right?

I don't think she was exactly a "titcow" when she was younger.

>tfw no big tits goth gf

MOMMY

>Low budget Mom Core thriller

>Sony

Don't care.

Where are the tits and ass webm's?

>and she's fat as fuck
I know, it gets me hard just thinking about her.

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>keep it a BDH for that ass
>evolve it to a Hendricks for those tits
WHAT DO I DO?

Can one really do a remake of Murder on The Orient Express and not have David Suchet play the role of Hercule Poirot?

I think not, especially when you consider that Peter Ustinov has been dead for years.

I'd go see Crooked House for the big titted redhead, alone.

Once again jews only let curvy white women exist in comedy roles or period pieces, mostly covered up in both cases.

lol do any pictured of this woman after 2010 exist?

have they literally pulled a Spiderman/X-Men with Marple and Poirot? what the fuck?

Why is she married to Pajeet?

BDH is thin again now and shes shit. She lost all her thiccness.

so she can cuck him for BWD

:(

Nah dude.

i wanna pinch her cheeks (and her tits)

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>mom and dad aren't home
>I could be your dino GF

Oh cool Agatha Christie. Her works are always....always....

DAMN LOOKIT THEM TITTIES!

why can't I have a gf who looks like this

>reddit spacing

Have any of you seen tin star? They cast Hendricks but they have her wearing big sweaters and a jacket IN EVERY SCENE.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HIRE A TITCOW AND COVER UP HER TITS?

MommyCore erotic thriller when?

They did a whole show about that.

I don't even like titcows and I like her.

i want to make passionate love to vera farmiga in the missionary position and pump my load deep inside her womb as she pats me on the back and rolls her eyes

It looks like she had a seduction scene around the 1:03 mark in the trailer.

Hopefully it ends with her in a state of undress.

She had 2 sex scenes in that bad santa shitty movie and she did them fully clothed in a gigantic trenchcoat.

She must have it in her contract or something that the girls never get shown off too much.

I'll go see her when she does Ten Little Niggers if you know what I mean.

Is she literally Satan?

this world isn't good enough for her

you mean when she stars in a film adaptation of the murder mystery novel better known as Ten Little Indians?

youtube.com/watch?v=1WheQGLzvcw

I guess she at least talks dirty?

>Can one really do a remake of Murder on The Orient Express and not have David Suchet play the role of Hercule Poirot?
>Kenneth Branagh as Poirot
It'll be garbage, no doubt about it.

It's actually known as "And Then There Were None" nowadays. The actual nursery rhyme "Ten Little Indians" was never one of its titles.

Reminder that there still hasn't been a single good adaptation.

Maybe if they would cast some black people for once.

So adorable. She was just perfect in 2007 when she was promoting Spider-Man 3.

She has legit great dirty talk, I'm even more jealous of the pajeet now.

If I remember the book correctly, it was pretty obvious who the murder was, but it looks like they changed a lot. wtf was that explosion?

senorita sarah ann

10/10 waifu

Agreed

me on the left

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sounds like what they did to Kat Dennings in the Thor movies. There isn't another female lead that they don't want her to upstage, is there?

Mommy cinematic universe WHEN

man she's so cute, and you just know there are two huge milk tanks underneath all that waiting for some attention

>tfw dead at /hr/
Too few writefags, happens everytime

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they pussied out and didn't go all the way. Doesn't count.

>that jiggle
God's greatest creation.

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Jesus Christ. I remember an user mentioning in a Hendricks thread way back that he saw her live at some event and was pretty close to the stage. He described viewing Christina in motion as if he was "seeing the face of God." I have to agree and that webm is further evidence supporting his claim.

I don't which sounds more ridiculous, that story or your post.

titties can change a man, make him do crazy things

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Fun fact, I am an extra riding a motorbike in this

MY DICK IS ON F-I-R-E

You should probably get that checked bro

>MY DICK IS ON F-I-R-E
There's creams and ointments that can clear that up

I'd put it in her crooked house if you smell what user is cookin'

Jesus, user. Are you okay?

Is this the age of Christiekino?

>PG-13

quick douse it in milk!

>she will always be in new movies and shows for the rest of her life

How does she do it, lads? What kind of diet is she on?

>Udder Insanity will never get greenlit
JDIMSA
Also, does anyone have the Udder Insanity 2 pasta? It seems I've misplaced it

Was it this one?

It's been 2 years since the secret of the farmer's (Christina Hendricks) milk has been revealed to the public. Surprisingly, the revelation of the milks true source has only increased demand for the dairy product. After the farmer's business partner and former child reporter (Ariel Winter) has to move away to care for her sick brother, meeting demand becomes more and more difficult. What's worse is the newfound popularity of the farmer's milk has made way for a competing farmer (Sofia Vergara) to offer a similar product and steal her customers. The busty farmer must hold auditions for a new business partner to reclaim their market. After a rigorous selection and testing process (Including Alexandra Daddario and Dakota Blue Richards), she finally settles on a plucky young businesswoman (Kat Dennings). This new partner has big plans to get a contract with one of the country's biggest grocery chains, by any means necessary. Will our chesty heroes be able to secure the big contract? Will they be able to save their farm from the ever approaching threat of the competition?

Find out in Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream

Yup, much obliged

I'd feed my seed to her sneed, if you catch what I'm Chucking

Gib milky goddes pl0x

>you will never raise a titcow of your very own

Meet any of the cast?

Rene Clair and BBC version were both great

Imagine picking a girl like her up and seeing the mammoths she's been hiding under those clothes

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