What does Sup Forums think of Halloween (1978)?

What does Sup Forums think of Halloween (1978)?

Back when she was attractive.

IMAGINE

you don't get this level of sexy anymore

She was a qtpa2t in Halloween 2
I wanted to lift up that hospital gown so bad

Imagine being Mike in that movie and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally murder you, both my character and the 27 voices in my head." when all he really wants to do is slice up another 16 year old teenage couple having premarital intercourse. Like seriously imagine having to be Mike and not only lurk around a corner while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her wrinkles and leathery skin, and just lurk there, shot after shot, hour after hour, while she perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to lurk there and watch her shrunken grannie back contort into types of contortions you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been slaying nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and smug boyfriends for your ENTIRE KILLING SPREE coming straight out of the Smith's Grove Sanitarium. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's dripped down her dimpled ass as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to lurk there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the photographer calls for another shot, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Michael Myers. You're not going to lose your franchise over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

She's average her face ruins her

her body of work is pretty fantastic, it's a shame her face of work is so unappealing.

IMAGI..woaa

That is literally a very sexy photo tbqh

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when she was young i would have been pounding her tight pussy hard then unleash my huge cumshot on her QT face. shes like the sara jay of hollywood

I might be gay but I've always thought Jamie Lee Cutis was smoking hot, I would've fucked her in True Lies and I'd still plough her now

Wut

is it weird I see a tit.
Man I need to lay off the porn..

reminder that she was born without any internal female reproductive organs but with vestigial testicles, which were surgically removed

show proof faggot

Even when she was young and attractive she still had a 50yo face.

Annie was the most qt babysitter both in the original and in the remake.

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now i got the elipsis

Who are you kidding op? Just ask what you really want.
What does Sup Forums think about her tits and bare ass?

I thought it was really boring--right up there with the Fog. I prefer the Thing, They Live, or even Big Trouble.

I love Halloween. Been a while since I've watched it, though.

there's a condition for people like you

you are gay as fuck, faggot. go suck some dicks

What's the point in dating if all women cheat?

came here to see this. thanks user

shit tier feet