Freshman year

>Freshman year
>Walk into your dorm room for the first time
>See pic related
What do you do?

>dorm room
>having to share a bedroom
Do Americans really do this?

I don't have to sleep in a dorm because I live in a first world country

do teens still put up posters in their room like in the movies?

Take them down. If the owner wanted them so badly he would have taken then with him.

My daughter has mostly just pictures of her friends, but also some singers she likes like Drake, Kanye, Wiz Khalifa etc. Kids like old looking stuff these days, too. I gave my daughter some of my old basketball posters and she loves them.

Geddoutta here, you don't have a daughter

>be a dormcuck
>spend thousands a semester for half a bedroom and trash food
>justify by this by claiming it's about the 'experience'

They're your roommates' posters

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I don't have a roommate.

This is a very good post

yeah, you just hope you get a female bedmate.

Fuck her.

mine too. her wall is covered in pictures of black men. no idea why.

ikr. No healthcare, massacres randomly on a daily basis, having to share a stinky room with a retard to get an education that you'll forever be paying off.

Wtf this can happen?
I thought the American college experience was like being on a ship, just you and a bunch of other guys locked in tight quarters for months at a time and to pass the time you sodomize each other

Wonder how I went back in time to the year 2000 but they have posters from shitty movies of later year.

it's called co-ed.

>freshman year
>my parents got me an apartment off campus and a car so I don't have to put up with this kind of shit

tfw when my parents are rich and i get to live in a studio apartment and never had to dorm with commoners and also have cleaning service

about to jerk off in the kitchen while eating papa genos

I bet you're fat and use daddy's credit card to buy McDonalds.

yeah i dont give a fuck tho fat niggas fuck too just not recently cus im busy feasting

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No need to be jealous user. You'll get there someday

If your daughter is not black, that's nothing to be proud of

>tfw live in a euro welfare paradise
>school doesn't cost me anything
Feels good

lol jealous.

The fact that countries outside the U.S take pride in having economic systems equivalent to having your parents pay your rent is hysterical.

Yes but both people have to agree to it. Couples can also live in the same room. Some places have mixed dorms where female students live right next to male students and some places even have shared showers.

The fact that you take pride in your country being so shit your life is harder is even more hysterical

>put up with living right next to horny college girls every day
Really dodged a bullet there

>waaah I can’t survive in a country where I have to work for everything
Check your privilege

>faggot ass roommate probably won't shup up about movies
>god, half of them are pictures of children fucking pedos
>oh god here he comes it smells like cheese

You could open a theater with this much projection

One moment I'm moving to America.

Stop wearing 80s nostalgia shirts you fucking manchild

lol

jesus user try to hide your jealousness

>Survive

Not in Vegas it seems

BLACKED

This. Got my husband's daughter a couple of printed Shadman art and she loves them.