DOA

Killer edition

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Stone-cold Joyce.

Speaking of kill, I believe Patreanon is kill.

Requiescat in patreon.

Pretty much.

Huh, so this is what it's like to enjoy a DOA comic.

A strange feeling.

"Enjoy"? What is the meaning of this word?

New strip bois and grills

I guess threads will just be one day behind.

I want to get Joyce drunk and make ill advised life changing decisions inside her.

The clouds look much better. And I have to say that the third panel really speaks to me. I'm a bristly perfectionist, so a lot of people think I'm just this horrible person. I'm a loving person who likes to give. But my personality is off-putting to people who don't know me well. People say a lot of horrible things about me behind my back. I have very few people I trust these days.

I wish more people could look past my bristly exterior. I can find something in common with just about anyone, but most people don't give me that chance anymore.

Maybe that's part of what bothers me about DoA. There are so many mean people in the comic, but everyone looks past it if it's not Mary.

I want to do the same, except mine involves safer repositories.

So who's this week's Pinup?

Yeah, Mary is pretty much like joyce, but just with a cold exterior, and that's what I'm gonna try to convey in this instead of trying to parody that stupid ass Ethan and Joyce arc.

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>tonight you get a special christmas welcome to the fuck zone with mike

It almost seems as if he hasn't actually started on it. I can't find any sketches.

However, I did find this:
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>ADVANCED COPY AND PASTE:
>for when you want to reuse three people walking but want to be able to move them back and forth a tiny bit

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>Also makes it easier to make changes to the individual characters without causing collateral damage.

Ugh

He should just admit that drawing sexual dicks makes him uncomfortable and stick with drawing bad tits

I'm sure his fans would appreciate his honesty

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>good morning joyce

We may need to start scraping Willis' Twitter more often. But I don't know if I want to start following him.

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>who's got two index fingers and is finally showing up in dumbing of age

Who's this white nigga?

Also,
>finally showing up in dumbing of age
I know Willis is scraping characters from Shortpacked to feature in DoA, but this just confirms without a doubt that he's intentionally doing it.

>30% want Mike
>36% want something else
>"Guess I should draw Mike then!"

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>pulp fiction

Is that the script in the background?
Like, seriously, does Willis script in NotePad?

Maybe it's the remaining Brown sibling? Hair colour seems a bit off for that, but I can't think of anyone else.

That drawing sucks the more I look at it.

I have no idea who that is, but I hate him already.

He's probably Robin's political opponent.

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>backgrounds backgrounds
>roly poly backgrounds

Here's another example of Willis using references. Not that using references is a bad thing, of course, but it gets noticeable when you always draw scenes from the same vantage point, then cut to a close-up where you can take more creative liberties.

When do you give us the choice of Carla's footlong uncircumcised girlcock Willis?

He cut off that option when he called it an "unknown evil" because it would obviously imply trannies are evil.

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>This is how loose my pencils are when I wake up a half hour into my bedtime and need to put something down before I forget it.

The Twitter replies answers our question:
>(it's eric
>
>billie caught him banging mary at a party in roomies!)

>(he will not be banging mary)

>his full name is eric schtuppenstein, because life is grand:

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>so enjoy your de-nostriled and joyce-eyed star wars posters

Time for another anachronism. I know we've argued about the sliding time-scale in here before, but I just can't help but notice every time it happens.

>Some throwaway character from Roomies
Oh, then who fucking cares? No offense to you for posting this stuff, do what you want, but this is why I never bother looking for his bonus content and preview panels. It's just all pointless nonsense.

Oh, don't worry. I'm done for now as it is. The only images he Tweets out are primarily Transformers glamour shots and memes. Rarely does he actually Tweet out about the creative process.

Those posters make me want to barf. I love Star Wars. I loved Episode VII. But those are bad posters, and Willis should feel bad.

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>panel from a strip that i guess i'm ditching, but i still like this face

Now THIS is interesting.
I wonder if it'll show up via Patreon bonus or commentary.

Whoops, forgot the picture.

Okay, now where is the follow up where Sarah kills everyone else to cover up the crime, frames Ryan for the murderous rampage, then her and Joyce go on a sex-fueled crime spree across America in an 80s muscle car?

Please, everyone knows Carla has a flaccid, tiny, and exquisitely feminine penis.

>tfw you're fed up with your creator's shit

According to the Yoto porn, Carla's penis is so manly that Mary has no choice but to procreate.

This may also be according to my erotic fanfiction.

>Dean Venture reconsiders wearing a Hitler costume for Halloween.png

>the least voted pairing is Roz and a character who only showed up once in a group shot

it's the little things

it is alive and it hungers

Don't worry user, Carla's Schrodinger's Penis creates four alternate states of existence. The Big Dick Universe, the Cocklette Universe, the Perfectly Average Universe, and the Actually-A-Genetic-Female-But-Faking-It-For-Minority-Status Universe.

I just like the idea of Mary and Carla totes boning.

For Willis' comedic tastes, he can make Carla wear a Reagan mask and Mary dress up like Ultracar.

Which reminds me: You can tell how unrealistic DoA is by how Carla grew up trans because of their admiration of a female cartoon character, when in reality Carla would just jack off to Ultracar porn like the rest of us.

Mary/Carla is a top-tier pairing in all its forms.

And it's not that Carla became trans because she admired a female cartoon character, it's just Willis not being that great of a writer. Carla is supposed to adore Ultracar because the transforming themes spoke to her as a transperson. I think it's supposed to be a parallel with how some transpeople identify with themes in The Little Mermaid, but Willis makes it seem like Ultracar is an important factor in Carla's transition.

Does anyone know if there was any fallout on the willis comments over the term "lady cock"?

Nope. Ultracar inspired Carla to become a woman as a child.

>stereotyping black people to look for excuses to assault people
I thought this comic was supposed to be progressive?

>Please, everyone knows Carla has a flaccid, tiny, and exquisitely feminine penis.
It's actually a girthy, sturdy beast of a feminine cock that Carla has the self-control to ignore despite her frequent arousal. She attributes her discipline as being part and parcel with her high class upbringing. She lost her male friends because she considers herself above them and doesn't hesitate to steal their potential girlfriends with her impressive tool and incredible endurance. After giving her partner a marathon multi-orgasmic session, she only cums when guy walks in on them, realizing their inferiority. Because the only things that get Carla off is herself, and showing superiority over others.

She likes boning Mary because it violates her deeply held beliefs, but Carla's dick is so irresistible to her that she always gives in, repenting all the while. Carla basically interprets it as her being better than God in Mary's estimation, which turns her on to no end. It's the only time she doesn't last long.

>we searched everywhere, we did
Is Carla some kind of Victorian cockney? I can't read that with any other kind of accent that makes sense.

oh Carla's definitely cock-ney

>ultra car waiting for me at home, giving voice to everything in my head

her toy car spoke to her and told her to become trans

Has....has patreanon fallen?

maybe we should make fun of Jeph for a while, he's trying to do serious AI ethic drama

jeph's not the same kind of scummy.

he's already suffered from the tumblr crowd anyway.

We've just been too adjusted to getting updates a day early that we're spoiled.

I don't want to have to catch up on months of QC, either.

as someone who's current on QC, you've missed nothing. faye punched her roboss and everyone else was just around doing nothing.

Marten fucked the tranny, Faye got drunk at work, got fired, became a bull dyke and started dating a robot, Faye hasn't fucked the robot yet, Clinton got revamped from nebbish dork to pretty boy hipster with a Hitler Youth haircut, Jeph introduced a swarthy autistic lass to be the new Hannalore, Clinton hasn't fucked the autist yet.

There you go, you should be more or less caught up with the last year or so of QC.

allow me to drop my trip for a moment to personally exclaim OH MY FUCKING GOD WILLIS YOU FUCKING HACK

why are we supposed to care about this for a second time

wait, did someone cared the first time

>Everyone else hated me for whatever reason was convenient.
Are you sure, Carla?
Are you really sure?

I'd say it would be unrealistic for Leslie to watch cartoons--she doesn't seem the type--but she'd make exceptions for Steven Universe, and even more so, she would totally use it as a way to show Robin that women liking women is A-OK.

It would really depend on what Leslie's research focus is; if she's media or pop culture focused then she'd probably have at least a passing knowledge of popular cartoons.

Given Robin's personality in this universe, she'd probably be more excited about watching cartoons than making out with Leslie.

Damnit Willis. Don't make me dislike Steven Universe.

For me, it's another goddamn anachronism; the show premiered in 2013.

Again, sliding timescale. And again, it's just a personal peeve. But it still illustrates for me a problem with the linear timeline of DoA.

>wants to seduce robin in class
>realizes just how bad an idea that is
>goes to a bar with robin anyway
>realizes robin is pretty unapologetic about the policies she's signed off on
>STILL TRIES TO SEDUCE HER
what the FUCK willis?

I'm too tired to reason why this is bullshit but it is.

Where's the new pinup.

>I love Star Wars.
>>I loved Episode VII.

That's like saying "I'm a vegan. I love having steak and eggs and a large glass of milk for breakfast every day."

My head hurts from reading this.

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Walkyface (Walky Performs a Sex)
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Mask (Mask or No Mask?)
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Mike and Amber are terrible parents (The Most Epic of Hatefucks)
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Ropelingus (To the End of the Line)
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Marcie
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Mary
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Exploitable Mary
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VA user’s generous voice-over work:
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>Please, everyone knows Carla has a flaccid, tiny, and exquisitely feminine penis.

Just say Carla is a man. You arent fooling anyone but yourself at this point.

According to the front page of Slipshine, the new WTTFZ isn't even uploaded yet.

So I guess Willis is slacking. What a dunkus.

Leslie's boner is too strong.

Wait, why did Willis draw porn of Mary?

>Steven Universe
This actually triggered me.

He had a Twitter poll between "Mary" and "Anybody Else". Mary won significantly, so he drew a pin-up of Mary masturbating to an illustration of Reagan.

Thankfully, the image was exploitable. However, nobody seems to have stepped up and delivered shoops of Mary jilling it to pictures of Carla directly to Willis' submissions box on Tumblr.

>Beer
>Colourless liquid

At least say vodka, or cocktail or something, user.
Hell, Zima. Zima would work.

But beer is beer coloured, even when it's weak American macrobrew.

Ahh.
It'd be cool if he had the balls to do a Mary arc, and his fans did vote for her so maybe they don't dislike her?

I'd assume they did it because they thought it would be funny.

And Becky's fucking eye continues to be fucking awful.

What is she, a goddamn muppet?

This ad is on the DoA website. It looks like he drew a decent-looking person and then glued Mike's head on it.

Man, Beef is even more shafted in this universe than the last one, where he was so thoroughly rejected by his own family that he went Full Hydra.

And, now, for your pleasure, here's the difference between the original wound and his scar.

There's nothing funny about a girl masturbating to her husbando.

So the plan was to use aggressive cleavage to convince Robin to watch cartoons with her until she realized she was gay/bi. That's a pretty roundabout way of doing things, Leslie.

Nice move going from Robin vehemently protesting being into girls, to "oh no don't leave, what would you do to me" to "omg you're grabbing my hand and I'm so into it," over the course of like 2 strips. Why not instead have that happen over a long period of time?

Willis basically drew this shit out as long as possible, only to reveal that it's the same situation as in Shortpacked. Maybe this Robin will want to keep it on the down low and that'll cause some new friction.

The sideways mouth in panel 4 for drinking is weird looking. I think it was used for toothbrushing before, doesn't look any better here.

>The sideways mouth in panel 4 for drinking is weird looking. I think it was used for toothbrushing before, doesn't look any better here.
Yep. I think it was Amber.

>Who's this white nigga?
He is a gigantic asshole.

Carla's dick is Sinistar or it just makes noises from the old arcade game?
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In both situations I think it's supposed to be a cheek bulge, not her mouth.

Magic Lesbian will change her... alignment. That's how these plots work.

The only interesting route that this could take is if Robin and Leslie start too hook up, and Roz tapes them and destroys Robin's political career. Leslie tearfully reveals her betrayal, but Robin slays both Leslie and her sister in a big NRA FUCK YEAH! moment.

At least here they can't make babies through super science.

Okay, this is a personal pet peeve from this strip and the previous strips.

Willis has very clearly never drank a beer before. If you out your entire mouth around the top of the beer that creates an air pressure seal, and when you finish your drink, breaking the seal cause the carbonization in the beer to fizz up, and the beer to spill.

Don't treat a beer bottle like it's a dick, unless you want it to come on your dress.

in two years they can using "Hella sweet tech we got from that alien craft in Area 51."

That explains nothing

I'd totally read a story about Leslie as a wizard adventurer hunting for treasure and a girlfriend.

I highly doubt willis drinks beer.

Looks weird regardless.

Yet.

>Don't treat a beer bottle like it's a dick, unless you want it to come on your dress.
I just want you to know that this is a great sentence.

Well, Willis apparently thinks beer can do this, too.

Like those anti-drug PSA's where they start tripping balls after a single drag off a cigarette, while sick guitar licks play in the background.

Exactly. Makes me wonder how he expects us to take him seriously as an artist/writer.

Pfffft. I knew that he'd end up referencing Steven Universe at some point. And even though I find this strip infuriating, it's still hilarious because Willis thinks he's on the same level as Steven Universe.

Say what you want about Steven Universe (but not the fanbase because, Christ, we've had enough threads about that bullshit already), but the message that drives the show is 'everybody deserves another chance'. Steven never gives up on the inherent goodness in people, even if they're enemies like Peridot or Jasper or if they're just difficult people like Lars. Sure, it doesn't work on everybody (e.g. Eyeball) and some people even tick Steven off (e.g. Kevin) but more often than not, finding the good in people and working through that actually works.

Now compare to DoA, where all the villains are treated like subhuman trash, even after they've been effectively defanged. Where violence is always the answer, even if your opponent just survived a car crash, even if your opponent's a tiny freshman girl. Where the line between good and evil is treated like a fucking demilitarized zone.

Willis wishes he had the emotional depth of a cartoon for children.

Oh, and Sucrose doesn't put her extremely thirsty lesbian character on a pedestal. She fucks up like everyone else and she eventually starts fucking up less and getting some successes, and she didn't even need a white doughy male to bend the laws of the universe for her to do that.