What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

id slap her

I much of a horny fucking mess I am I wouldn't do this. Too weird, man.

As*

I'd take lessons in not changing the past from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa."

Fuck Lea Thompson.

It's your mom, you wouldn't be attracted to her even if she was young and hot.

Y-yeah haha

have you been living under a rock for the past 3 years? incest is like one of the biggest things in porn now

Incest has always been big in porn, it's just slightly more mainstream because A) weebs sitting at home jerking off to everything and getting bored with normal genres and B) mudslimes who do this shit on the reg juking the stats making it seem like everybodys into it.

Now SISTERS...that's totally different.

bang my mom with a condom and then stage an elaborate plot to get her too hook up with my dad.

Unzip mcfly

You are sorely mistaken

use the alien costume from earlier to get a sample of your dads jizz in a turkey baster, tell your dad your doing it for alien science reasons. the like finger blast your mom and squeeze that shit up there then bang with condom on. now you dont have jerky brother and sister. problem solved.

Thoughts on the first chapter of my kinoplex short story?

i still can't for the sake of it figure out why did she call him calvin all the time

grab her pussy and see where that takes us

How do you think his mom felt after she realized her son is growing up to look exactly like that Chad she wanted to fuck really badly back in HS?

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Saw him wearing Calvin Klein underwear.

Marty made a huge mistake not considering that he might be his own father and thus needing to bang her on the regular to ensure his own existance.

Where do you think we are?

so?

Only valid answer.

Fuck her until my dick fell off.

>Biff rapes Lorraine
>they're cool with him being their errand boy 30 years in the future

so was this just a '50s thing or ...?

Troll right? She thought it was his name because he was wearing underwear with a name on it. She assumed he wrote it or had his mom stitch or somethign.

People use to write their names on their underwear. And Calvin Klein as a brand didn't exist yet, you silly goose.

>not turning Biff into your cuck while you remain the chad of the house

It's revenge.

Create myself

He doesn't though, it was attempted and he becomes a bitch boy. What happened in the original time line though? Does he rape her and she gets with McFly senior later on? Then he WORKS for Biff? I can't imagine Biff didn't slam that all the time.

rape

What would you do in this situation?

Need more proof

Ruin the shit out of that gameboy

>names on their underwear.
My grandma used to stitch my name inside my jackets and shirts, I used to get angry, but now I miss her.

I'd fuck her now.

>mint card filled with ass sweat

Seems legit.

Underrated post.

>with her ass sweat

delicious

only faggots wouldn't fuck their mom.

>fug first
>then gameboy
>cake last because sex and food is gross

What the fuck, you're sick.

do americans really fucking do that? write their names on their underpants in case they lose them so they can find them more easy afterwards? what the fucking fuck?

>kill girl
>fuck cake
>come on gameboy
>trade card

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>Where do you think we are?
mummy?

In the 50's, yes.
Also
OBSESSED

Underwear wasn't always ten bucks for a five pack.

Kill yourself retarded foreigner. It's been a thing since the 40's.

You panic about the weirdest shit. And no, no one has done it in decades and it wasn't limited to America. You have some mental deficiency huh?

In the 50s people probably had a few pair of undies. These would have all been plain white briefs, they would have also ypu name in them due to all undies being exactly the same......are you a fucking idiot i cant believe im reply you fucking idiot

I've seen pictures of my mom in high school. She was just as boring then as she is now

if my teenage mom was this fucking hot i probably couldn't resist

Haha what did you dad see in here? Serious question

>he doesn't have special underpants

get lost with your potato sack undies, euro trash.

The good old days. This will cause so much uproar now.

I dunno. They met when she was 27. She was a softie pushover and my dad was a jealous overbearing guy. Maybe he just wanted to settle down. And he wasnt jealous as in other men, he just wanted to make sure his needs were met first. Kinda weird but I'm not too scarred from it thanks for asking user

What first im having strange flashbacks

can we all agree that all women cheat? My experience is limited mostly to online forums, but I believe that all or nearly all women cheat.

If you can fuck your female self, would you?

Not if she's as bad at hygiene as I am.

Hell yes.

Immediately call the local authorities to report that a pedophile tried to abuse me right in my bedroom

Picket Fences (1992-1996) season 1 episode 14

>white girl """"""""""""""""""""ass""""""""""""""""""""

nigglet detected

Assuming you mean Leah Thompson is my mother and not my actual mother?
>create myself

GODDAMN

Cum early desu

69

Never understood why he didn't fuck her then and there.

He was homo I think

It all makes sense

Jennifer even kind of looks like her.

I mean both of them. Elizabeth Shue and Claudia Wells.

Thought his name was Calvin because it was written on his underwear (brand labeling wasn't as big/obnoxious back then, so she thought he might have written/monogrammed it himself), and he never corrected her as to his real name. Retard.

MARTY! LICK MY BALLS, MARTY!

Still doesn't make sense wtf language are you speaking?

she calls every guy she rapes while asleep calvin.

So what happens next? He wakes up?

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hnnng

IM PICKLE RIIIIIICK

Oh shit this is her?
Time is cruel as fuck.

And his bed is wet

Still would though.

Bigger question, was she wearing pasties or did that young boy see dem bitties?

>she even has a thigh gap and all

Jim really knows how to choose his ladies.

Pound myself straight the fuck out of existence.

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Blowjob or anal only. I have standards.

Obviously you become your own father...

nut

Why was she so fucking hot? I get she's qt but theres something more.

Not really. No one gives a fuck about /ss/

Same, as long as she called me Calvin.