ITT: We post our ideal adaptations

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Javier Bardem for Marston sounds fucking terrible, are you drunk?

book of the new sun
directed by tarkovsky

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>ddl will spend 5 months getting in character sailing on yachts and fucking high end escorts with daddy's money

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>cast
bad choice. Only nick is good

that makes a lot of sense, don't know if he'd be a good action director.

true but i think he would nail the atmosphere

YAG MARRSTO

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Game: Max Payne 3
Director(s): David Leitch and Chad Stahelski
Cast:
Bryan Cranston as Max Payne
Diego Luna as Raul Passos
Gael Garcia Bernal as Wilson Da Silva
Antonio Banderas as Rodrigo Branco
Javier Bardem as Victor Branco
Diego Boneta as Marcelo Branco
Benicio Del Toro as Armando Becker
Lazaro Ramos as Serrano
Penelope Cruz as Giovanna
Ana De Armas as Fabiana Branco

Old Hunters would be the sequel.

Best one here.

I don't like Hiddleston, replace with luke Evans or Charlie hunnam

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This. I would love this.

Kek

Kek

Yep

user, that's already a movie
a movie with the best shooting mechanics i have ever seen

Great one. Micolash is the spottest of ons . Cate Blanchett as Iosefka.

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>Miccolash
Holy fuck I didn't know I wanted this

Template?

>Rise. And shine. Mr freeman.
>The right man. In the wrong place. Can. Make all the difference. In the world.

Horrible choice for ellis but everything else seems good

would have to be made in the 70s though

I really like these threads

I really can't see sam jackson as coach
nick, rochelle, and bill all look good though. Zoey might work too, although I associate her with awkward characters too much

I've got to imagine this would be a trainwreck, but it's a trainwreck I'd watch the shit out of

>liam neeson as gascoinge
10 outta fuckin' 10 my dude

I think using actual sisters Kate & Rooney Mara as movie-sisters would be a fun bit of stunt casting and they've both played characters with similar temperaments so it'd all be good fun

Strangers on a train's dark yet somewhat absurd plot would be a great playground for wes anderson, plus it gives him an excuse to shoot in his favourite settings: mansions and trains.

>Zimmer as composer
I thought Zimmer is like an orchestral type composer. Half-Life OST is almost all 90s ambient and techno.

>tfw no G-Man David Bowie

Change the director to David Lynch and its perfect.

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perfect barney

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what? no room for paulie gualtieri?

Replace Taker with Big Show

pure kino

Hopefully people outside of /k/ know this but

why use Cranston, when you could use the guy who voiced Max Payne?

literally the worst game to make a kino from
even so 1 and 2 are already perfectly narrated stories

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unironically the worst movie I've ever seen

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what are you trying to prove by posting this?