ITT food you like to sneak into movies

>ITT food you like to sneak into movies

Microwaved pepperoni for me

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>microwave pepperoni

americans can't possibly do this right?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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They're fucking animals.
I've seen one microwave a block of cheese to eat with a fork.

O B S E S S E D

even when I'm alone.

Lmao

>he doesn't eat macrowaved pepperoni

I grew up poor, it was a nice snack.

This.

Also get Mcdoubles with big mac sauce on them. Top notch.

King Crab in a paper bag

never had pepperoni chips?

Mcdoubles are god- tier snack food. Anyone who disagrees is a dirty paki.

I do this everyday.

>tfw no Sup Forums friends to throw mcdouble and mcchicken parties with

>he doesn't know about plateza

just like momma used to make

No,you never saw that.

this is what happens when you're easy to bait.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=loHP2O8mb7Q

You can pretend

Red bull cola.

don't listen to this guy, never pour grease down a drain

FAKE NEWSSS
Grease is güd for your pipes.

You can also use a bowl if you want it extra juicy!

>the thought of a McDouble and mcchicken party
I would go to your party

True,pour it into paper towels.
My grandma would pour it into empty tin cans,put that in the fridge then later can in the garbage.(she cooks more than me)

fucking americans

Not putting a small am of shredded cheese in center of each piece.
EMFUCKINGBARRISSING!

I do the same thing and I’m not even sure why. Just because my grandpa did it
>cook bacon, sausage, whatever
>pour excess grease into a glass jar
>leave glass jar in freezer
>throw jar away when full
I think it had to do with when the pipes for the sinks were shittier and the grease and fat would build up and ruin them

Shit that looks nice

>not re using the grease

the chips I make with grease from cooking pork are delicious and will hopefully end my life sooner

I've been told you can run hot water for a bit, first you have to let it warm,then pour grease down the sink,then let more hot water run.... Seems like such a waste.
And depending on where you live,you may be sharing a sewage pipe with a neighbor (or 2),that feels narcissistic.And when you move out,you are screwing the next that moves in. I'll just can my shame.

I just pour grease into the trash can. I never considered putting it in the fridge so it dosen't warm up but that's such a hassle.

>chips I make with grease from cooking pork
Explain please

crab legs

>fry bacon, put the grease on the pot, fry a pork steak, put the grease on the pot, fry sausages put the grease on the pot
>once you have a big block of grease, heat it
>fry the chips on it
>enjoy your pork flavored chips before dying at the bold age of 35

candy corn pizza is a personal fav

>bold

Was that really what you wanted to say?

That's mayo.

You are literally eating fermented sperm. I'll pimp you out at 3 for 3.

Just regular candy, but at an affordable price.

You embarrass is all you fucking brainlet. When britfags win, it's actually their Muslim conquerers who profit.

>"ronies" (pepperoni)
heh

What kind of chips do you use,my love?
Tortilla or just thin potato chips?
Just "melt" the grease and lay the chips in?
Is it safe to assume you are in your early 20's and you new to living alone?
I'm old and when all of my friends got there own place the one constant was that they could make killer chilli or the best spaghetti.(secret ingredient was ground beef or the "rich" used ground sausage but oregano was always involved)

Kek

lol great pasta

this is pasta right?
>inb4 no its burger xdd

i don't trust you

So in 4 worlds I ask what you mean by that and in the other two I full understand?

When it's the winter months and I don't look out of place wearing a heavy coat, I like to smuggle in a bottle of Sobieski vodka and a pouch of Blue Diamond-brand Bold BBQ Habanero Almonds. The almonds are coated in a thick layer of habenero so I like to wipe the dust off on the chair in front of mine. It's a pretty good setup. Sometimes if it's closer to Christmas I'll leave 1/4 of the bottle under the seat for the janitor to enjoy or maybe some lucky kid.

what the fuck

thats not pepperoni thats salami

I'm gonna vomit. Fucking Homestuck.

it's a chicken sandwich, burgers require beef

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Can /fit/ stop forcing their gay memes here

Trick is to put a coat on him and "walk" him into the theater.

Make sure you buy him a movie ticket so they don't look to closely.

>t. uncultured murican
I thought you would at least know your burgers

Nobody wants your Habanaro flavored swill with peanut chunks.

Here are two of my favorite kino treats.

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