PUBLIC MASTURBATION IN ITALY

Is legal now.
edition.cnn.com/2016/09/08/europe/italy-supreme-court-masturbation/

> Italy's highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors.

LOAD ON ROAD
SQUIRT ON SQUARE

Degeneracy continues. I wonder how all of the wimminz will respond to this.

This is how the Romans must have felt; going down with the ship.

JIZZA ON PIZZA

those godfather movies made Italy look honorable but in reality they're just degenerate fucks

Time to move to Italy.

that sucks

That'd be so nice, to just jerk off in front of the hot bitches you see.

This. Holy shit.

It's just because they are inconspicuous

> as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors.

Go away, kid, I'm trying to beat off.

FAP ACROSS MAP

"Im not touching you....im not touching you"

so are italians officially niggers now

BONER IN ROMA

MASTUR ON PASTA

SKEET IN STREET

Spat my drink out you bastard.

> History repeating itself.

Literately waiting for a bath house now.
Like what is this early rome all of a sudden?

First designated shitting streets,

now legalized sperm streets. Fuck me.

NIPPLE PLAY IN NAPOLES, YAY

How long before we can buy sex slaves?

It's not legal, you'll just end with a fine and not facing jail.
t. a guy caught by bolis years ago while my gf was giving me a blow job in the middle of the road

Hope all the aus poofters are lured there before the plebiscite

Cazzo on piazza

>Sicilians
>Italy

Hmmmmmmno

JACK IT ON SPAGHETT

>just a prank bro

mi mama's spicy masturbazione recipe!

SKEET BALLS WITH MEAT BALLS

>a bunch of neckbeards with dick in hand following a group of girls
>this isn't the gayest thing ever

"Nah, man, you can't attack it so hard. It's your own dick, after all! Here, lemme show you..."

>rapefugees can invade and publicly masturbate to italian women

I hope your mafias like keeping order.

If you mean venues for moist degeneracy, bath houses have existed for a while now. But are mostly discrete about their purpose.

it'd certainly be a cultural shift for them to become mainstream though.

LEONARD O-FACE DAVINCI

>Italy's highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors.

So can I jerk off on a tour? Like in the colosseum perhaps? How about across the street from my job? Am i protected from termination?

JERK NEAR WORK

>neckbeards
More like nig-gears. As in niggers.

Italy is full of them.

>2016
>not following the footsteps of Diogenes

CUM ON A BUM

Italians better get used to seeing all that BBC jerking off on public transport

Italians are Literally degenerate trash now always knew you guys were more nigger and cucked then Europeans

>DESIGNATED
>CUMMING
>FORUMS

Top Kek

Skeet on street

Nothing has changed, Italians are all jerk offs

MAMA MIA I JUSTA CAME ON THA PIZZA

I remember working in a mental hospital during school. They said not to shake hands with them because they usually jack off a lot. Lots of female nurses there as well.

Man fuck Italy.

I was in Rome and that place was a total Wankoff.

Makes sense.

>do a rub in the pub
>leak a drip on the strip
>go for a nutter in the gutter
>whip out a handjob in the busstop

In a few years they will have a population crisis due to cum being all over the country. But it could create new jobs cum eaters if you will you shooter we lootem

(You) must have 20000€ too.

Or (You) lose your house

DESIGNATED

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...except
a-in
Roma

Ahh, thank you very much.

SHOOTING FROM MY WEANIE TO COMMEMORATE MUSSOLINI

The streets were fucking filthy when I was there.
I was wondering what was stuck between the cobblestones.

meme magic dictates each country must have their own poo in loo meme variant by the end of 2020.

It's not legal famigliare. You just won't be put in jail for it but you will be fined around 30k euros .

So yeah go ahead and beat it in piazza san Marco, but you will not have a good time afterwards

It was a legit fucking pigsty.

So god damn dirty.

DESIGNATED

FAPPING

STREETS

Well, desu it's hard to make one about Finns - you are just a nation of autistic loners.

When I was there we went to the Trevi fountain and it was fucking broken.
We were then swarmed by muzzos and poos trying to sell us tourist shit.

Yeah and there were all the fucking nigerians selling fake glasses and handbags.

Was so fucking pathetic.

bait and wait

Us being autistic loners is pretty good desu. Not too many immigrants feel too welcome here. Also much time to make ebin memes :DDDD

Im talking YMCA style open public with commercial mainstream adds saying come get naked and be a degenerate at the local bathhouse located in broad square downtown

Literally just touched down in Rome for a week of vacation, repeating digits and I'll do it.

I read an article a few months back about several syrian reufgees arriving in Finland. They hated it so much they went back to Syria saying 'I'd rather die in my own country than staying in this boring country'. Not joking.

>Is legal now.
no. It just won't lend you in jail but you will still receive a 3000 euro fine

Misleading sensationalist title, it was just de-classed from "penal crime" to "administrative crime", meaning you pay a fine but don't go to jail.

BUKKAKE IN NAPOLI!

Esatto my friend

CREMO IN ESPRESSO MAMA

EJACULATE IN PAPAL STATE
CUM IN COLUSSEUM
RUB PENIS IN VENICE
SQUEEZE BONER IN BALOGNA
JIZZ DISPENSE IN FLORENCE
MAKE FAPPIA ON VIA APPIA

Yeah it's true pretty much. Also Finns aren't very social even amongst countrymen. A bus full of people will still be filled with complete silence. These immigrants just talk with each other and collect benefits really. I imagine most of them wanna move to Sweden or Germany.

RUB BONE IN ROME

Or BOENA IN ROMA for you New England sub-humans

cum in the breeze for diogenes

the worst country for immigrants : hard language , cold , shitty food and perkele culture :-D

...

Biggest sluts and plenty of gibs.
Yeah, try again finnbro

DRIP ON YOUR PIAGGIO UNZIP

A shit ton of creeper porn is about to pop up in Italy.

Your making it up m8!

I guess it's natural so I see what they did there, but still... Why? Who would try to get this legislation passed? Did a bunch of homeless organizers get enough signatures? Wtf, Italia.

Also, I probably will plan a visit for the lulz.

I have a finnish friend who always tells me these things, sometimes it's hard to believe..

LAVA ON MY PASTA

Probably make mad dosh masturbating outside on webcam

That's gonna be expensive if they're gonna get fined tens of thousand of euros every time

Oh it's true.

>If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly

...

Fucking hell!
It's like darkest south of england!

>despite all the agony, even the scream is done from inside

How sad

JACKIN IT

JACKIN IT

JACKITY JACK

SPANKIN IT

WANKIN IT

WANKITY WHACK

>tfw no longer illegal to bump-orgasm on random women while riding the train
>perfectly legal to shoot thick ropes of jizz all over them

JIZZA ON THE PIZZA

touch your zucchini wherever you pleasi

Kek at all these retards. Give me one good reason why masturbation in public or heck, sex in public should be a crime and muh degeneracy doesn't count.

Sad to see all these eurofags saying this is a bad thing.

DROP TROUSERS IN FRONT OF BOWSER

How many times do i have to repeat myself? everything south of Tuscany is superfluous and wasteful.
Everything the rest of Italy has, the north has it too, but better.

>instead of Rome visit Verona
>if you want the sea vist Trieste or Udine
>if you want medieval sites visit Bergamo
>if you want gothic visit Cremona

list could go on forever, dont visit the south.

How many users does the average subscription porn site have?

All the major porn sites are american, you tell me