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Jazmine?

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She is the best

Dear Santa...

You is a bitch ass nigga!

The truth hurts Jasmine. The world is a hard and lonely place, and nobody gets anything for free, and you wanna know what else? One day, you and everyone you know is gonna die.

Did anyone else prefer Seasons 2 and 3 to 1?

I totally would've raised Jazmine in a loving, caring safe environment without bitter wannabe revolution leaders in the making.

What was the point of Huey, exactly?

In the comic he is the radical.
In the TV show he is both the radical and the voice of reason when applicable and necessary. Which kind of makes the TV show intriguing, because we don't always have a voice of reason. There are times where everyone is wrong, and there is no mediator to stop the chaos. It's just like real life, we're all crazy assholes who value our own beliefs over the logical route even when we see it right before our eyes.

It sucks that they never introduced his friend from the comics. I would have liked to see him introduced in season 4 but given the writing for that season he was better off not showing up at all.

How would Boondocks handle Trump and BLM?

I shipped Huey and Jasmine.

I shipped Riley and Cindy.

Uncle Ruckus, 'nuff said

Would they have gotten it wrong though.

But then they made him an actual terrorist in season 4

>Trump
It's basically Oncler becoming president and how evil white men always win in the end. There would be at least one episode about the Carrier deal being bullshit.

>BLM
Like the Martin Luther King Jr episode but about protests.

Yeah I covered that. In some episodes through the series we don't have a voice of reason. Season 4 had no voice of reason through its entirety plus it turned into the Grandad and Riley show with subpar writing.

I want to do lewd things with that little girl

>Grandad and Riley show
Riley only had one episode in season 4. It was just the grandad show at that point.

I bet if Mcgruder was still around he's write certain blacks , particularly Gangster Rappers and other enterprising rich blacks in favor of Trump- kind of the way Kanye is, and have Riley and Huey squaring up against each other after Thugnificent got Riley on the Trump Train.
Their parody of Hillary's pandering also would have been very funny.

yeah Caeser would make the show more acessible to people who dont get the big joke

They'd probably have Wuncler up against a female BET exec or some other extreme caricature. Huey would say that he doesn't appreciate Wuncler winning but it's a better option than what the other side is offering, because they're exploiting black people instead of just ignoring their issues. Something like he'd rather get the job done on his own in a longer amount of time than hand over the reigns to someone who doesn't actually give a shit and will set progress backward.

Comic Huey though would go full on #NeverTrump and probably join BLM only to find out its a sham organization that's complaining and inciting violence more than helping and opening up discussion, not making any progress and then leave the headquarters and have a talk with Caesar about how they're fucking it all up. There'd also be a discussion from Caesar on how not everyone in BLM is a terrorist, but the ones that are are fucking it up for the rest of them. Huey would say they're a bunch of pussies who aren't using the terrorist angle correctly and they're wasting their time.

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Yes please.

But her mom is even better. Too bad I'm not black.

Season 1 is pure kino. 2 and 3 are less Huey centric which hurts them. Huey episodes are the best ones.

>kino
Fuck off Sup Forums

And for your information seasons 1 of Boondocks is very bad animation and voicing quality.

>probably join BLM only to find out its a sham organization that's complaining and inciting violence more than helping and opening up discussion

Does anyone actually FOLLOW BLM, or only when a riot breaks out? They were in Ferguson for fucking months and nobody had any coverage until the riot broke out.

If anything, the episode would be about how nobody gives a shit about a protest until something starts getting broken, or how people say that people should follow in MLKs footsteps but flip their shit at non-violent protests anyway, so there's really no winning until something gives.

Early Boondocks was more about the black experience, good and bad, rather than "us blacks are the bad dumb dumb dumb dumbs"

I'm going to guess only when the riots break out

Exactly. Huey would join because of that. Huey would probably be the first one to throw a chair when it came to that. But Huey would step down when they start trying to use the wrong people as martyrs for the group. It'd give an in depth look at the good and bad of protesting and what's happened with BLM. Like I said in the other post, Caesar would explain that the group literally isn't full of terrorists, but the strip would also consider the missteps the organization has taken and Huey would be there first hand to tell you when they're doing right by the ideology and when they're doing wrong. And it wouldn't be a discussion on whether violence is the answer or not with Huey, it'd be a discussion of it they are all in agreement and protesting the right thing. We'd probably get a joke about some idiot like Riley joining the protest once it gets violent so he can loot instead of actually promoting what's on the agenda.

It started out with good intentions and then it turned into shit. Ferguson is probably where it all went downhill, defending a guy that was guilty.

I like Tom
>Married geneic purity, spawned the next generation's Aryan
>well off lawyer, refuses to chimp out like his neighbors
>friendly, well-spoken guy
Pic semi-related because Boondocks

>No boondocks episode covering BLM

They could have done anything with it and it would of been a great episode.

>well off lawyer, refuses to chimp out like his neighbors
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA!?!?!?

Black Lives Matter is the Gamergate of real life.

You missed the part where his wife is constantly about ten seconds from making him into a massive cuckold.
And I mean that in the actual definition of the word, not the meme version.

Are you sure about that? Because I'm pretty sure she is 10 seconds away from doing both

This thread could be a little more gangstalicious...

Huey would be Anti-BLM, and Riley would be Pro-BLM.

Honestly BLM, hasn't done anything worthwhile and been conducive in my opinion. When the protests first started and riots broke out all I wondered the entire time was "What is their mission statement?"

I'm black but taking to the streets to protest one mans death instead of fighting the things that actually plague the black community like decriminalizing marijuana and pardoning non-violent drug crimes would be a great start.

Hang on... Is there going to be a Season 5?

Famous Dex, Lil Yachty, and Lil Uzi Vert are championing the "Homies, over hoes" mentality.

>What is their mission statement?"
They have a website you know

I think there was suppose to be an episode where Huey falls in love in season 4, the music producer even said that this song will play when Huey falls in love in the episode.

youtube.com/watch?v=RSVsoQJynH8

.....That looks suspiciously like porn.

The fuck?

First off, they'd likely just use Hilary. I mean, they resurrected MLK from the dead, called out P Diddy, and only pulled punches/episodes related to Tyler Perry/BET for reasons tied up to Time Warner having interests in those properties.

As your typical radical black intellectual activist type, Huey would hate both candidates and endorse whatever non-mainstream party candidate never had a chance. It'd be an episode ending with him being one of the only people in a campaign center making phone calls for a candidate that has already given up on his own chances.

After joining BLM, he'd come down hard on people who treat it as a hashtag or in thing to do as well as people who use it as a cover for their violent actions. The end of the episode would be selfie images and twitter posts of people rioting.

Heuy has high minded ideals and constantly moralizes, and while it sometimes seems like we're meant to agree with him, the world of the show usually tells him to shut the fuck up. Reality ensues. Life goes on. The Status Quo wins the day.

Comics Huey would just make some snide comment, critique, or brief monologue, and another character would respond flippantly.

>I'm black but taking to the streets to protest one mans death instead of fighting the things that actually plague the black community like decriminalizing marijuana and pardoning non-violent drug crimes would be a great start

Unfortunately, that kind of stuff is completely at the whims of the white voting majority.

And they can't vote on it if they don't ever hear about it. And they won't ever really hear about it if it doesn't affect them or nothing happens to grab their attention.

Protesting is basically rallying to gain the attention of white people in the hopes that enough of them actually feel guilty enough to vote on it. And a little cathartic.

I thought he was supposed to give her the tip.

>it's a "Sup Forums thinks the Boondocks wouldn't endorse BLM" thread

Season 2 was my fav but season 1 had the best episode where Riley spray paints a picture of his parents to use his creativity for good for a change. Big message for the urban black community

Maybe just grow the fuck up & use some self control & don't become a weed junkie

White people use weed at the same rate as other ethnic groups but don't get targeted or punished for it nearly as harshly.

So if you want to weaken one of the flimsy excuses used to arrest/prosecute minorities at a socially damaging higher rate, you need to convince white America that Johnny should be free to spark up with impunity.

I like Comic Cindy better

>One day, you and everyone you know is gonna die.

You do realize that this is a good thing right?

I liked in when she was a part of Shadaloo.

Man I'd love to see Boondocks Bernie

>White people use weed at the same rate as other ethnic groups but don't get targeted or punished for it nearly as harshly.
You can say that about nearly any offense tho.

No.

>White people use weed at the same rate as other ethnic groups but don't get targeted or punished for it nearly as harshly.
The solution is to punish them more harshly. Thanks.

Yeah, but we're talking weed here.

>Huey would be Anti-BLM, and Riley would be Pro-BLM.

Huey would be into it until he figured out it was an excuse to loot towns. Riley would be against it until he figured out it was an excuse to loot towns.

Yeah all those hordes of white people committing burglary, sexual assault and murder.

Now cry for the next 100 replies about how I'm Sup Forums when you brought it up like a fat homo.

>Implying Carson would say something like that
He doesn't have the energy for it

Have you seen him lately? He's turned into an absolute madman.

Wow what a genius, suggesting a solution while pretending the root of the problem isn't what it is.

>Yeah all those hordes of white people committing burglary, sexual assault and murder.
...Yes? White people do in fact commit those crimes. All your statistics that blacks do them more can be explained by my core premise of them being disproportionately perused and prosecuted for the same crimes.

She hasn't even hit puberty, you weeaboo sick fuck.

I think Boondocks would do the "Support it at first then abandon it because it got ridiculous" approach.

>She hasn't even hit puberty
Yes and?

>All your statistics that blacks do them more can be explained by my core premise of them being disproportionately perused and prosecuted for the same crimes.

I dont think so faggot

Spot-fucking-on.

White people tend to live in lower crime areas where it's less likely they will have a run in with police that would result in getting hauled in for possession charges. In many cases of people getting drug charges it's because they the encountered the police for something else(traffic violations, violent crime, etc).

Or they could act more like white people and not get caught.

>he hasn't heard of school and church shooters being white betas with bowlcuts

loving every laugh

The root of the problem is people smoking weed. What's the solution to that?

>White people tend to live in lower crime areas where it's less likely they will have a run in with police that would result in getting hauled in for possession charges.

There are tons of whites in low income areas that don't resort to crime or have criminal records. And according to the FBI Uniform Crime Reports black kids account for 52% of juvenile violent crime arrests, including 58.5% of youth arrests for homicide and 67% for robbery, despite being only 16% of the population.

>The root of the problem is people smoking weed.

What did he mean by this?

>All these statistics
>NONE mention socioeconomic status
Your selective biases are showing.

>The one with a quote from Origin of Races
Then explain Ethiopia, a country that built churches while places like Germany and England where busy fucking wolves up the ass.

>m-muh poverty

Black kids who grow up in middle class income brackets commit similar levels of crime.

A majority of white poor areas are sparsely populated and spread out. IE: see almost the entire central USA that isn't a major city. Blacks are basically in the south, and in inner cities.

>Then explain Ethiopia, a country that built churches when Arabs came and pushed out all the Saharans

>The root of the problem is people smoking weed.
It's cute that that's your response when the issue the user brought up is why whites would be less severely prosecuted in the first place.

>There are tons of whites in low income areas that don't resort to crime or have criminal records.
lel, you're confused, poor whites commit crimes at the same rate as poor blacks. There's just a higher proportion of poor people within the black population than poor people within the white population, is all.

>it's a tell blatant lies about black people and then whine about Sup Forums when factoids are shoved up your ass episode

[citation required]

Wrong.

I like Tom but his wife is such a disgusting subhuman

not to mention Aaron McGruder creator of the comic quit because of fights with sony who produced the show. he was the real reason the show was so good as both chaos and reasonable commentary.

>Sup Forums gets triggered and the only ones who get banned are the ones posting facts
HMMMM

That's not what happened

>Seung-Hui Cho was white
>Tyrone Mitchell was white
>Nathaniel Brazill was white
>Jose Reyes was white
>Jeff Weise was white

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I hope you realize this doesn't refute the fact that blacks commit the most serious crime despite being a very small part of the population.

Die, fascist pig.

NEVER EVER

You are a slave to your own vice and need the government to put you in check. You wouldn't need this if you weren't a degenerate. This is the future you chose.

It does actually. It's essentially a coincidence, racially speaking. Your problem is with the poor. Of course your American politics always ignore the poor and have to turn everything into one big race war.

Maybe someday.

Right, just like how there was a huge rise of crime during the Great Depression.

What is this lewdness?

There's no lewdness here.

creators confirmed that was granddad and grandma

Wait is there finally good Boondocks porn?