You know, a comic book with a dedicated and loyal fanbase is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel - nobody knows it how got it and danged if it knows how to use it.
The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley and I come before you fine people tonight with an idea - possibly the greatest........aw, it's not for you.
It's more of a Sup Forums idea.
Fuck off we don't want your ideas
Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as stupid as the idiots of Sup Forums. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
Alright, I'll tell you what I'll do - I'll show you my idea!
I give you.............
Hehehe...mule
.............The Sup Forums Monorail!
GASP!...........I dont get it
Where the fuck are you going with this , Langley?
What does it do?
Well, that sounds like a pretty good concept, I'm pretty sure we could----waaaait a fucking minute. Aren't you that guy who tried to sell the same idea to those folks at Springfield and then wound up running off with most of the money while building a cheap, insanely unstable monorail that went out of control?!
No, that was...Kyle. Kyle Kanley.
Everything turned out all right in the end thanks to Batman though.
Does that mean Lyle Lanley, Monorail Man, is a Batman villain?
>It's more of a Sup Forums idea.
There is only one Sup Forums idea, and I'm not giving Donald Trump a handjob.
I've sold monorails to 9gag, Tumblr and Reddit and by gum, it put them on the map!
It lays eggs even though it's a mammal.
I hear those things make awful shitposts
Is there a chance its gender will bend?
Yes sir, there's nothing like a genuine, bona fide, electrified 6-car monorail!
What'd I say?
Monarail!
Monorail?
Moanarail?
PLATYPUS
I hear those things are awfully loud.
What's it called?
This net.
But Co is a pretty waifu centric board and we rarely cross post except for Sup Forums and once in a blue moon Sup Forums
Of course not. You've got carpal tunnel from the 8 year handy J you gave to King Barry.
I heard those things are awfully loud.
It glides as smoothly as a cloud
Not on your life my anonymous friend
It stops at threads you love the most
WHAT ABOUT US UNLOVED TRIPFAGS?
You'll all be stuffed and drowned in bags!
Were you sent here by the mods?
The binding broke on my omnibus.
...
No good sir, I'm here to prod!
But Brendan's still all poor and JUST
Right this way and please be hushed
I don't get it, where's the Sup Forums come in? I need to do some lynching!
I saw this on Sup Forums the other night. You is copying.
Will you make this type of thread for the 7th time?