Choose your Sup Forums partner

okay gang, let's split up

I choose Velma.

Well, who's here?

Dibs on Daphne. Since Velma is taken

I'll go with him, bender

I go with you two.

The monster: hey guys what are you talking about

Shaggy and Scooby.

I get that everyone wants to fuck Velma, but that's probably not going to happen, and you can have a whole bunch of fun spooking those two cowards.

I'm literally just gonna give you a pity (you) due to how many times you've tried and fell flat on your ass

you sound like a dog lover

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I'll just isolate Velma and rape her. She's from sixties, nobody's going to take her complaint serious anyway.

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Nothing much just finding a spook........
......ohhhhhHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHH

*RUNS AWAY THROUGH HALLWAY WITH MANY DOORS*

>partner with shaggy
>spend entire mission smoking weed in the back of the mystery machine with him and the dog

I choose Don Knotts!

damn right

How has no one chosen the Harlem Globe Trotters, yet?

Dibs on them.

I'll go with mentally ill George Takei instead.

I'll take user

The Sheriff

Boco please stop tripfagging

I'm going with Tundro.

Fast foward 50 years and she'll become an angry, hairy knuckle dragging feminazi who hates all men ever and never shuts up about MUH OPPRESSION or WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE.

Do you really want that?

I choose not Boco

go back to Sup Forums

I choose Batman

>okay gang, let's split up

What did he mean by this?

This

intercourse

>Let's split up

What did he mean by this?

She'll be, like, 65 then, so who cares? I'll go with The Addams' anyway.

Fred never gets captures or spooked so I go with Fred
Trap team go

Boco gets partnered with scrappy
Hopefully they both get killed

You've activated the Trap Card!

I'll go with John

I'll run around with the group from Ghoul School, it'd be like having a utility belt of companions who could either fuck with or seriously injure any douche in a suit.

Make out like a bandit for all the bounties of capturing troublemakers haunting the ____ because of _____ that they are trying to keep because of _____. Damn meddling kids.

I agree. Tag along with Shaggy and Scooby to have some whacky fun spooky times and if you're lucky you might run into Daphne bound and gagged in some closet or basement.

I call these three

If you had to pick one which would you pick and why is it the brunette?

the three stooges!

Daphne's hot irish sister.

dibs

Oh shit they're an option? Screw the Hex Girls. UNLESS it's shitty Curly Joe and not OG Curly.

Skeletor and I go together as I teach him all about Christmas.

Dibs

Batman so he can take me to the bat cave for bat milk

>not the loli dog

I call Theresa

I'll take Owl do I can feel better about myself and play a mean prank on him.

I'd go for Daphne. I'd love to drag her away from the group, kicking and screaming, groping her all the way to a bed in a dark part of the abandoned house. Then I'd taunt her, saying how Fred will never come for her and will never love her after I take away her most precious gift she could give to him. Then I'd tie her up, have her scream with unwanted pleasure and ravish her all night long, feeling her cunt squeeze me dick in a vain attempt to push me out. And when the sun rises, I'd leave her there, a broken, quiet mess for the gang to find, all knocked up and empty minded.

I'm going with the 16 foot great white.

Good taste.

I'll go with Frank.

>Implying they wouldn't think the douche was a real monster and try to befriend him.
>Implying they wouldn't be oblivious to the harm he's causing.

If anything, it sounds like you'd be in for a bat time.

Sadly she's not canon..

I'll go with jackie chan and sussie

They retconned the lochness movie?

>Wanting fleas

I just want a ghost friend

I'll go with the Spectre

I'd assume the puns would steadily get better as your little group if misfits traveled the world.

I didn't pick them

I thought lochness movie was before?

>Should've added her sister in Mystery Inc. as an easter egg for Shaggy's sake.

I chose Johnny Bravo with a wet and thirsty Velma.

Go on...