Australia thread - pre drinks with the boys before QandA

tonight's panel:

>bridgette mckenzie - national party senator for vic
>doug cameron - shadow minister for housing and homeless
>larissa walters - qld greens senator
>rowan dean - editor of spectator, only conservative on panel
>dai le - some chink feminist

how are we tonight lads? let's kick it off early so we're already pissed by the time QandA comes on

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first for big brother

Kill yourself

Hello there future countryman.

I'm an American from 10 years in the past, and I'd like to say that your country will become a superpower in 2026.

See you then.

wrong webm fuck

Going to my Army YOU session tomorrow

>wrong webm
Nah cunt, post more.

lmao good luck

i aced the mental aptitude test but spagetti'd so hard on the phone interview that i decided not to bother

What time what channel m90 let the cringe fest begin

>another episode with underrepresented conservatives
Who runs abc? It's Jews, isn't it.

9:35 on abc desu
What's tonight's topic?

just made some OC, save it while it's hot boys.

are you the bloke who lives in housing commission? what are you going for?

just want to say Australians are my favorite posters on Sup Forums

stay based ya dingos

>applied twice
>accidentally not shown up twice
Scared I'm gonna get raided by feds for being a little bitch soon desu lad.

thnx m8

thanks senpai

side note: australia barely posts on Sup Forums anymore. does anyone know why?

why would anyone post on Sup Forums anyway?

Yeah that's me.
My three job preferences are
>Combat engineer
>Artillery Observer
>Artillery Command systems operator

I have 80 hours of volunteering last year and I got a A in my year 11 maths tests last year.

I hope the army can get my out of this shit hole.
Tonight I'm just reviewing over job details and I plan to watch QandA with Sup Forums as well.

Though my dad as been on crack recently so it has been stressful for me this week.

you'll be sweet lad, all the boys have faith in you. make us proud champ

damn i think you nailed it

Can't wait for the classic antidemocratic "think of the gay children" questions from our totally unbiased Q&A tonight

Thanks mate, everyday I get closer to my independance.
One of these days, I will be on here during a QandA thread and we can celebrate!

Hinch named 5 pedos today.

Which of you cunts did he name?

did the poof cunt name himself?

No idea m90 but always look forward to my designated cultural enrichment session.

Not gonna lie, had a moment there watching the speech

What time's kick-off?

CUNT

9:35 m8

nice flag

It's a Muslims are cancer but Asian immigration is fine episode

It's a Asians don't cause as much crime as other immigrants episode

It isn't a gas non Whites and reintroduce the White Australia policy episode

Sorry boys but I have to be at the recruitment center at 8 tomorrow.
Maybe next week.

in thirty minutes

Go back to your crater, Mohammed.

Can you even watch it over there? 9:30 aest for a sensible giggle. Also has anyone noticed you can use dabbing as an excuse to full on SEIG in public.

Give it a go.

Fuck, forgot that you're in a different timezone kek

you honestly sound like a great lad, i hope it all goes well for you man. the you session really isn't anything to stress about anyway, it's just some pretty easy tests, a short medical and then an informal interview where they just talk to you about your preferences and try get you to go for priority roles instead.

big tip though, on your form that you had to fill out about your medical history, you said you've never been sick in your life, right?

thanks for the (you) m8

Was hoping there would be a livestream?

Oi buncha mad cunts in here, fuckin heaps excited m8s

Hey boys, what's the best way to get a decent labour job for a young lad? Should I get in with the unions or nah

fuck a cheeky sieg in the middle of a dab photo would be hilarious

Use an Aussie VPN and go on abc website to stream live?

Doug Cameron is such a fucking cunt.

Scots are the Niggers of the Old Cuntry.

They are animals

youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM

There will be one, just wait until the proper QandA thread starts and the link will be there.

go learn a trade lad labouring is literally gonna cause you injuries for life if youre 90% of people

i did labouring and was lucky

if you dont join the union theylll treat you like shit and try and make you quit and offer you less work

gl

Also i wrote a question for QnA tonight it was pretty smart sounding so it might gte up

>mfw raised in the dept of child safety
>had a plan to get into the housing market, was going to save up for a down payment and work my way up
>dept stops paying for school in year 8
>economic crisis hits when im 16
>kicked out into a shitty housing commission home at 18

this place is fucking purgatory, should I end it or keep waiting for something to change?

Pretty sure you don't need to be in Australia to watch the ABC 24 one.

That Nationals Senator is based as fuck, she's extremely pro-gun and a solid representative for rural (real) Australia.

Get a few of the certs they like (usually only takes a few weeks) and then just apply when you see a posting.

Don't have anything to do with unions unless you like doing very little work for a lot of money. It will harm your soul.

>greens senator
>chink feminist

incoming save abo and muslims

goto uni lad get hecs take that education into a job and be like everyone else

what was the question?

cant get into anything worthwhile with my shit education, and afaik hecs wont pay for year 12 equiv, and even if they could, im so behind on maths I doubt I could get through with enough points to actually have a future

Yeah already a guaranteed two hits on the old Q&A Bingo card.

Do we know what the main topic(s) will be tonight?

Uni is for utter faggots. Get a trade. I dunno why so many cunts are so hesitant to get a trade.

I'd recommend becoming a plumber, because they're actually pretty well paid. Electrician is good too, and there's a lot of slightly more niche trades like high voltage linesman that pay better and are good.

eh I can have fun with an electricians trade, I'd like that, I look for trades fairly regularly and they only seem to want people with a car and license though

Is aged care the next job boom section?

fuck ive already wanked today already and i dont wanna save it

I assume you're joking, right? Of course you need a fucking car and a license you dumb numale faggot. This isn't a fucking barista job in innercity Melbourne.

more pls

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1eA3XCvrK90

well how am I supposed to magic a car into existence without a job, hmm?

Get a basic job, like at a fucking store, and use the money you make from it to get your license and a basic car.

just do some shitty labouring in factories until you save up enough money for a car, then when you get a car apply for apprenticeships

Save money up and buy one.

if I could get a basic job I'd just stick with that and save my shekels, you seem to miss the entire point of what I said

did you travel forward in time from the 80s?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3784688/At-30-0000-men-close-Sydney-road-outside-Lakemba-Mosque-four-hours-offer-Eid-Al-Adha-prayer-mark-end-Mecca-pilgrimage.html

>More than 30,000 Muslims close western Sydney streets for four hours as they pray for Eid - marking the end of the Mecca pilgrimage

>mfw 9/11 is literally a holy day for islam

Anyone here listen to the dingoes podcast

Got banned for three days last Bingothread for dumping Aboporn again. I don't regret it.

Fucken cunts.

Fuck up, cunt. If we could even get a basic fucking job at a store, we wouldn't be sitting around fucking complaining about being unable to get a job.

Retail/hospitality/admin positions just aren't hiring blokes any more. The qualification you need for those jobs now is a vag.

You know any factories that are hiring?

wew lad

tfw mate is applying for 1cdo.

He's a good lad. I hope kek looks after him

You realise an apprenticeship is 4 years of work, mostly at below minimum wage, right?

You're talking about wanting an apprenticeship, yet you aren't even motivated enough to get a normal job so you can save up for a car?

sign up with one of those labour hire groups and you'll get some work eventually

Get a job labouring on a construction site. They hire men and there's a lot of construction going on in most Aussie cites right now. Plenty of work. Why not sign on, faggot?

No shit surelock

What are our expectations for tonight, lads?

I stopped shitposting there because it just got shit m8.

Sup Forums is where the funs at brah.

>its motivation
I'm 21, have a year 8 education, am white, and male, sure, blame it on the motivation
no, they dont
>source
I got a white card, and saved the money for an excavator ticket with 20 hours of experience

Are any of you lads actually, and I mean literally confirmed, not getting jobs due to "we are seeking a more diverse staff"?

Isn't that blatant racism?

To be fair its probably something I'd say to a rapefugee if I was a manager.

gumtree.com.au/s-jobs/sydney/labourer/k0c9302l3003435?ad=offering&fromSearchBox=true

I live in Lakemba and had to take a detour to drop my daughter off at the Catholic school this morning. Fucking pain in the arse.

Not yet. But last job I applied for was back in December 2014.

their idea of experience is generally 10 years on the job, but hey, might as well apply to some of these

It's a good excuse isn't it.

I've been knocked back for a few jobs specifically because they're only available to "indigenous and/or torres strait islanders".

So yeah, there's blatant racism, but if you sperg out and reveal your power level, you'll probably get arrested and charged with violating the anti-discrimination and villification act. 18c and all that.

Fuck bridget mckenzie and her cuck-cannon (gun) fetish.

Australia has never wanted/needed guns and it's going to stay that way.

Where's the q&a thread desus?

Mate it's just a convenient excuse to turn people down, they wouldn't have let you apply dumbass.

Lol at this guy:

gumtree.com.au/s-ad/sydney-city/labourer/experienced-worker-23-looking-for-full-time-work/1123809460

Fucking Germans putting these layabout Aussie NEET faggots to shame and actually getting himself out there.

please be joking

There's a difference between a shitpost and a shitty post, m8.

Protip: Yours was the latter.

I reckon the poor cunts getting culturally enriched down in Melbourne might be thinking otherwise.

Best starting believing in qanda threads boy, you're in one.

It was a bad shitpost.

>Country completely fucked economically
>niggers left right and closing on center
>slowly becoming mexico

>this melbourne shit head still thinks leftcuck ideas are a riot

Kill yourself, my man

>18c

Geez I hope they actually go through with altering that horrendous piece of work

If the OP isn't bingo, it isn't a qanda thread lad.