It was the perfect response. There's literally no comeback for this. The roastie CHEATED by ignoring it. Jonah won when she didn't counter his attack.
That's it. Time to shut it all down. The duel ended with this line. Game over. Jonah is the winner.
Ian Adams
Nah.
He should have just said that
>I figure that's something you'd be into, being french and all
He'd be pretty much saying she likes sodomy, as every french people, male and female, but h'ed be doing it in a classy way without outright offending her.
Juan Miller
Jokes about nationality aren't intelligent at all.
Nicholas Robinson
>I'll leave the hotel room if you give me all of the chocolate mints on the pillows!
Asher Cruz
He should have shut it down harder: "Yeah you look like you get sodomized you disgusting fucking whore. French women are hairy faithless sluts who fucked their german occupiers at will and are voting their country to death by shitskin men. I have no doubt WHATSOEVER that you would like to be tag teamed by two men at once, i doubt its anything rare for your salacious urges. Not a single higher order thought or moral principle in your fucking frog head, you're a stupid animal celebrating your vagina because you have nothing else to offer the world. How many jews did you suck to get this job? You clearly aren't qualified. Did you sleep with them? Let a few producers and actors fuck you for the airtime? How many jews was it? Did you even count so binged out on coke?I got here via hardwork, talent and no shortcuts. I deserve to be here, you don't. Brad and Leo would spit on you, they don't touch rotted street whores with poles. Have anything to say?"
Andrew Allen
>can't appreciate hairy women
disdain for plebs
Carson Ross
alright alright you've argued about the best response
but what is the WORST response he could have given?
Ryan Butler
>pulls out .45 Short. Spimble. Immapcutful.
Gavin Anderson
puking from embarrassment and running off stage
Aaron Perry
*starts masturbating under the table and avoids eye contact*
Carter Johnson
I'm a big guy for you
Josiah Davis
>Oh believe me I'd leave as soon as possible.... and I think Brad and Leo would come with me.
Adam Ward
is this actor actually autistic? not even in a meme ryan gosling way.
Leo Ross
all of them
Jason Hall
WHY IS Sup Forums SO OBSESSED WITH THIS
Julian Moore
t. Pierre LaPeau
Jayden Phillips
It's like you remember that one timed you got really pwned and years later you think of the perfect comeback, but collectively.
Brody Johnson
It's called a "meme".
Camden Torres
The problem with this comeback dilemma is the notion presupposes she would have a comeback after Jonah's hypothetical response. In all likelihood she wouldn't. But then Jonah didn't either
Cameron Bell
It make some good threads. People make what they think is a good comeback and someone else might post the french girl with an even better comeback
Elijah Nguyen
>I wouldn't leave unless you made me >*smiles and winks at camera*
Joshua Rogers
he's the weak nerd who compensates with quick wit and smug dry humor generating a faux confidence, literally me and probably most of us, so yeah in a way he's autistic but he can mix with normals
Jonathan Miller
Nice one, Jonah!
Jaxon Garcia
Youch.
Chase Richardson
>'Its just a fantasy of mine Mr. Hill, no need to take it personally :^)'
Dylan Barnes
>that's my fantasy, too >except they're both dual wielding katanas
Brandon Myers
No, you idiots. He had to speak French! Just one French statement so his message could reach the audience!
>JE DETESTE LE FRANCAIS!
A clean simple statement after being humiliated on live television by the local weather girl.
Aiden Ramirez
"what am i, your pimp?" and "the only realistic part of that is the part where i leave" are the only two good responses i've ever seen. a decent comeback has to acknowledge and play off the premise of the original insult in some way while turning the tables on her and turning her into the subject of mockery. it also needs to have a dismissive quality to it -- "you are a pissant and you mean nothing to me." if he had just started flat-out insulting her it would look like she got under his skin and if his comeback strayed too far from the initial premise it would seem weak and try-hard.
Joseph Harris
>yeah?!? Well, at least I'm not a... you know.. hehehe. CUNT! FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
and he runs off, rolls his ankle and trips.
Luke Gomez
Still butthurt Jonah huh?!
Hudson Watson
>"Yeah well I'll make sure they push you out the window afterwards!" Easy.
Michael Thomas
>What if I choose not to leave...I like you, no really you're beautiful, Do you want to have dinner some time?
Luis Ortiz
Jokes about women liking cock Jokes about the French liking cock and being dirty And basically every autistic response given by Sup Forums
Xavier Clark
>”Aww, that’s not nice.”
You get the audience on your side, you win.
Angel Nelson
>Sup Forums STILL hasn't thought of a response.
Carter Roberts
>Oh yeah, well fuck you! Actually, no, I wouldn't fuck you. Your vagina is probably to big for my dick anyway.
Colton Foster
>Your vagina is probably to big for my dick anyway. Doesn't that imply that Jonah has a tiny pecker?
Gabriel Bennett
>>I heard you get sodomised on a regular basis
Euros don't consider it proper sex unless somebody's getting fucked in the ass.
Michael Stewart
>I think most women are too big for you mircopenis
Alexander Sanchez
Jonah fucking won.
Logan Walker
>I meant that you have an unusually large vagina, whore! My penis is well above average!
Tyler Bailey
>Alright boys lets wrap it up for the day and meet up again tomorrow to try and figure out the best response.... like always.
Evan Anderson
>Y'all talkin' 'bout bane?
Nolan Scott
idk I think you guys think way too hard haha
just say: >right, brad totally would have fucked you then just give a condescending laugh
you guys just don't understand women
Sebastian Baker
we figured it out lads
Samuel Gonzalez
"You got me there"
Carson Wright
How are you guys are still salty about some random french girl insulting an American celebrity who doesn't even know you exist?