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Nah, people that eat during a movie should be killed.

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There's no sneaking here, you just bring it in.

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No, because I'm not a jew.

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I don't "sneak" food into the cinema. I TAKE it in. As I'd any of the pathetic losers that work there are going to stop me. If the try anything a firm stare usually makes them back down. On rare occasions I have to break a finger or two .... heh but that's life.

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>Nah, people that eat during a movie should be killed.
After seeing I'm forced to agree

Don't they know that displaying your phone in a theater will get you kicked out! Is the selfie really worth it?!?!

is anne still /ourgirl/ ?

I'll buy a coke and sneak the whiskey

what would you do?

>that guy on the right smelling her

Why do people put french fries in a goddamned crab trap?

I snuck in a large kfc fries cause fuck paying the same for a small at the concessions

>what would you do?

has this happened to (you)?

one time I brought in a bacon double cheeseburger from five guys

There big Charlie Day fans

Why is it always nasty unkempt women who do this?
It also happens in planes.

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Go back to the counter, tell them where I dropped my popcorn and if they would refill it like a normal person

Not buy the kids box.

>americans take off their shows at the cinema but not in their own homes

The absolute state of this clown country

jesus that's awful I would complain it smells to get them thrown out

I always bring a small battle of water and sometimes some small snack that doesnt make a lot of sound when eaten. If theaters are going to bombard me with ads before the movie then Im not going to buy their overpriced shit.

>not taking your legs off when you get home.

>eating meat
Kys faggot.

That feel when you will never be served a meal with courses during a comfy movie.

>proto retro time deconstructed popcorn

Fucking hipster bithc fuck offff

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this is brilliant

>Sneaking white women into the movie

> female humor

what would you do?

>Hand food
What the fuck are you going to do when you finish eating, walk out to the bathroom just to wash your hands? Horrible idea.

is this too extreme or nah?

Tell 'Kolt' if he doesn't like it maybe he can build a time machine and go tell his younger self to go into a STEM field instead of gender studies.

Honestly, I don't think it would be worth the sheer embarrassment of having to look like a fat fucking blob in public.

too extreme or nah?

So does she like sneak in a fork, eat it with her hands or what

It's not even that big of a mess. Just pick it up and throw it into a trash bag, it's pretty self contained.

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Americans seriously need to hide that they bring in candy and soda?

this happened to me in a fucking university lecture I wanted to scream

My father did this once though it was almost empty, I felt really bad explaining to him that he shouldn't treat the cinema like it was his lounge. Not bad because I was talking down to him exactly, but bad that I had to actually explain this to him in the first place and also that he'd probably remember me doing so for a long time. I've thought for years that he's going a bit mental and this is one of those things that make me feel that I'm correct.

Bring ketchup packets with you. Next time, pretend to accidentally squirt ketchup on said individual's feet. Will never happen again.

that dude is probably like 16

You'd be surprised.

>Be American
>Buy snickers and a coke from store outside movie store
>Get denied entry
>250lbs nigger escorts me to the bin to make sure I throw it out
>Have to walk through the scanner this time so they know I'm clean
>Movie starts
>Niggers start hootin' and hollerin' over the movie
>110lbs white boy breaks down the doors and starts blasting

americans...shake my head.

she could just use a purse but yeah that works I guess

america was a mistake

>be British
>Wish to see an afternoon motion picture.
>Denied entry as I am by myself.
>Must bring at least two muslims with me to meet proper quota.
>Enlist Amed and Muhammed to come watch the My Miniature Horse film.
>Pay for all three of us.
>About 10 minutes into the film, Muhammed begins to masturbate into the hair of a 10 year old girl in the row in front of us.
>Scold her for shrieking, as her cries are those of racism.

>not eating meat
What kind of hippie pussy faggot are you?

>be American
>wish to see a Jewish flick
>buy $500 of popcorn
>guy starts firing into audience from above balcony with a modified full auto AR-15

>Be French
>wish to see a concert
>wonder why our anti-gun law shields are failing as muslims shoot into the crowd.

Honestly if I were planning to take off my shoes at the movies I'd put on fresh socks beforehand and use shoes that are rarely worn and are neutral smelling and it would all be fine.

I scream for him to stop firing cause I can't hear the movie.
Fire my handgun that I have a permit to conceal on my person, into his chest, ending the rampage.

>can't go 90 minutes without eating
americans...

It's totally ok to take food/drink in a movie theater like you're sitting in one room for 2+ hours and it's not like you can pause the film and go home to eat

>proceeds to get jewed by the kinoplex

>be American
>wonder why our pro-gun laws are failing as a lone person shoots into the crowd

>Be European

>seriously wanting to pay five bucks for a bag of M&Ms when you've already paid almost fifteen bucks for the ticket
Nigga, my poop ain't fucking made of gold. This 90 or 120 minute activity is expensive enough as it is.

I buy what i want to eat at the movies from either at the theater or from the candy shop directly next to the theater

Cinemas make very little from showing movies, they make their money from concessions and memberships. Cineworld for example, the biggest box of popcorn costs upwards of £5 but costs around 3 pence (including popcorn, transport, box materials) to create. I'm amazed people buy from concessions whatsoever as it takes all of 5 minutes to munch down popcorn before it gets cold and you usually do so before the movie has even started.

Anytime there is anyone defending jew-tier prices on food you can almost guarantee its a eurocuck.

keep walking, pretending nothing happened

You need to brush up on your reading skills, you misunderstood what was written.

reading and comprehension are separate things

there's a 50% chance you don't understand that

Why do people need to eat when watching a movie? Is it so hard to go 2-3 hours without eating?

the only thing I sneak into a movie is water.

>sneak water
Could you get more beta?

Well then brush up on both, and re-read my comment to understand it. Take a breath this time. It's not difficult.

It's almost like it's a want.

Americans?

I snuck in an entire thanksgiving turkey one time

to bait the trap, didn't you know that crabs love french fries?

My bird loves the popcorn. I try to only go to the theater on days where I need to change the lining beneath his perch because he gets excited and starts shitting constantly when he sees the penis inspector walk in the house.

theres a joke here but im too fucking retarded, pretend its candy or something
youtube.com/watch?v=GuDKElFcm1E

I do what I gotta dude, my theater will make you throw it out

Have you?

>no holster
>no trigger discipline
>small of back carry
>nigger
shocking

why cant americans stop eating for even 1 hour?

underrated

Ketchup in a lecture hall?

Our guy

In his defense they look like nice feet

me on the right

what's the point of the popcorn? seriously, why?

That’s a big Jansport

What's the point of popcorn in general? It tastes like shit, is weird to chew, makes you thirsty, and if pieces get stuck in your throat it'll make you cough. Popcorn is complete crap.