ITT: Movies that women will never understand

ITT: Movies that women will never understand

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>or know and like someone who does
Okay

wtf, I love Blade Runner 2049 now

Too DANGEROUS for the minds of little bitches.

Any film by Michael Mann

(seriously, the standard Mann plot is about a man who is obsessed with his work or passion and his woman just doesn't understand)

>or know and like someone who does

Good thing I hate women, I can enjoy this film.

Master and commander
The last samurai
Hell or highwater
Dunkirk
gotg vol 2

Dunkirk is something only yurocucks understand. American men don't understand anything but asymmetrical domination.

What made MDGeist so fucking Kino ?

In these trying times we must unite against feminism together brother

>gotg vol 2
Is this actually good or are you just memeing?

Danger. The most danger.

>if you have two X chromosomes
This is gonna backfire on them

I knew it was kino, god damn it

Not him but I fucking hated it. I wasn't too impressed with the first one either though

It's nu-male shit user

that's as sexist as the traditional "movie women will never understand" thread

It's a shitty movie but the ending is a father and son ending that only men will understand

Most of us are unbashedly sexist, do you think you can shame us into falling in line by calling us that?

what about trans girls???

>nypost using chromosones as explaination for gender
WTF are they thinking?

i'm not shaming anyone all i'm saying is NYPOST is sexist

Fuck women.

That's an NYpost article? Wtf, aren't they supposed to be conservative?

yeah you are supposed to fuck them i agree

Actually your gender has no bearing on what movies you can enjoy. A girl can like Blade Runner, just the same as a man cannot.

Not even worth my time.

Anti male marketing makes me wanna watch this cash grab

Sup roastie

She's right, as a man I find the Alien movies unwatchable. Alien 3 is at least tolerable!

And supposedly it is us who are sexist.

Haha wow you're just like one of the guys! XD

Gah I hate the last Samurai soooo much

Aw boo hoo hoo the ill-equipped and hierarchical Samurai are getting put down by a popular nationalist revolution who embrace science and progress.

I know lets get whitey Tom Cruise to get down on his knees and essentially beg the Academy awards for a best actor award.

Its just painfully twee and quite stupid

Its funny because most of the stuff she complains about in the article, women getting violently hurt, is done by a female character to other women.

t.woman

Like in Vietnam Iraq and Afghanistan

villeneuve is /ourguy/ the protagonist of Sicario is the most realistic portrayal of a woman in the field I've ever seen. 99% of the time they're just going to be a hindrance and a liability

it's kino

Basically anything Reddit likes

This. Sup Forums is a progressive woman loving board. Fuck those fucking misogynists over at plebbit. #itwasherturn

Where we asymmetrically dominated but got bored of doing it after a while.

Don't mind if I d-do, hehe

>Full Metal Jacket
>Fedora
I know this is bait but at least make it not so fucking wrong

Blade Runner is my mother's favourite movie.

>Why didn't he take the bus?

Checked, I guess you could say conservative but they are actually just a troll paper. Almost everything is wildly exaggerated, the titles to the articles are basically clickbait, and they will have a writer do an opinion piece only if it's controversial.

Funny enough, my Mom likes Heat more than my Dad when I showed them the movie, despite my Dad is exactly like that.

Not enough to get me to watch, shillenstein.

>>␡et

battle of the sjws

but it has multiple women who kick ass, firing missiles out of the sky with their glasses and shit

>female characters get the short end of the stick
>the most powerful character for the bulk of the film is a female who constantly beats the shit out of males

worst bait i ever seen

*tips*

This. The Insider redpills you on women dumping your ass for the sake of their self centeredness

Was Rachel cgi? Nothing online about it

The Place Beyond The Pines

>tfw I like most movies on there

they're men

>She didn't get it

>two X chromosomes now means you're a woman
woo boy

HOL UP

What are some shows that men will never understand?
youtube.com/watch?v=8QjqkATvH9M

But she says she gets it!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

wtf is wrong with movies for men? is this bitch retarded?

Fuck, is this true? I'm taking my girl to see this tonight.

So does this mean that it's kino?

only yuri-neckbeards will understand this.

...

Germany's domination of France during World War 2 was pretty asymmetrical if you ask me

And I say this as a frenchman

I used to think this meme was misogynist bullshit.

Oh, how I was wrong.

>tor.com/2017/10/03/this-future-looks-familiar-watching-blade-runner-in-2017/

I really liked this but why wouldn't women understand

WTF NOT ALL WOMEN HAVE TWO X CHROMOSOMES UGH JUST UGH

Am I weird for enjoying Ronin significantly more than Heat? I like the opening armored car heist, but I can't force myself through the rest of the movie. If I get a hankering I just watch the final shootout on YouTube, but I've only actually finished the movie straight through once.

Geisha is woman slavery and prostitution and shit.

Bonus point for chineses doing japanese characters Because no good japanese actress went to the casting so they opened other casting day for non-japanese asian ones

Anything written by Taylor Sheridan.

how can one woman be so fucking stupid?

Saigo didn't event want to lead the rebellion, he was brow beat into it. Also their first act of war was steal the opposition's guns.

>two X chromosomes
eh, transphobic much?

Exactly. What wrong with all of that?

Unusual choice

Fuck yeah this movie. Don't watch the trailer, you'll spoil yourself.

Here here!

But Germans don't remember this. Just look at them.

Americans don't know anything else.

My brother

Do women ever feel detached from society?

> muh soggy knees

How much of a nu-male are you?

>Don't watch the trailer
But how will I know if it's worth watching?

and they say there isnt an anti male sentiment in the media

this literally says if you know a woman you shouldn't go

Not that guy but it really spoils the movie a bit. The film feels like a space flick from the 80s despite being only a couple years old but it's surprisingly well made. No CG either. And yeah, it's a movie women will never understand.

Anybody else know movies like this and Dark City? I really love gritty sci-fi movies.

Picture related is more accurate as there are actual films on yours fedorians wouldn't watch because its above their videogame/reddit sensibility

Dunkirk was pretty mediocre

*tries hard not to laugh & fails*

>if this movie were a dating profile pic

...

They were gay right?

Trailers don't even properly represent their movies 80% of the time unless it's 100% cookie cutter hollywood.

>What is best in life?
>To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

I win

Eden Log, Beyond the Black Rainbow, Under the Skin, The Signal, District 9.