Gay Thread: Lewd Apollo Edition

He might be bland, but sure is one of the hottest superheroes.

He's a generic blonde

He was better when he had long flowing white locks

gayships with cap is just disgusting


Cap is the straight man of the group

I think it's a matter of taste.

Cap is ultra gay for Bucky, user. His blonde butthole wets even when he just glances that metal arm.

Accept the truth.

The Invaders

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Another one of the hottest superheroes.

It's official, Middy's haircut is contagious.

Where is this from?

The Star Trek/GL crossover sequel

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DC really likes this haircut.

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Time will tell if he catches the gay as well.

T-that's too l-lewd and perfect.

Not gay but felt like posting

they're pretty gay though

>Hal will never be your wife
why live

You might be on to something

Daily remember Hal will always love Sinestro no matter how insane are his acts.

Truly the best and most loyal waifu.

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>possible homosexual, will investigate further

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>Lucas bottoms
That feels right somehow.

Well, he was the one in bridal attire at their wedding.

>lucas
no

yes.

Pleb

>Lucas

Are live action husbandos allowed?

Gay threads way back when was discussing how plump Sebastian Stan was in Civil War. So yeah, I guess.

excellent

Batfam faggotry anyone?

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More, please
Canon bi Dick when? and who would you pair him with?

I gotchu homeboi

You mean at the same time?

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For the purposes of this thread, of course. Dick's a dirty slut.
On a serious note though, if they did make Dick bi, who would you guys want him to be paired with?

Bruce.

I dunno, man, who IS there to pair him with? That'd require changing the sexuality, or at least the perceived sexuality, of another character on top of that.

But if it's open season for ships, I might go with Roy. Maybe even Tim.

Dick is canon Brucesexual.

He could get into a poly with Middy and Apollo.

Middy and Apollo is pure, don't degenerate their relationship with polygamy. Even if it's Dick.

Well, Midnighter already knows his way around Dick's ass
you're doing things to me, user

But user, imagine that lewd panel except with more naked Dick ass

Either Midnighter or Tiger.

I only ever find lewds of comic characters where they're overly/impossibly muscled
Does anyone have good erotic rule 34 artists?

No, it's purely that artists are so Old Man that this is the visual short hand for 'anti-establishment' not-hipster hip

bump

Say no to Fabio hair.

It's why I can't find Chris Hemsworth as attractive as the other MCU men

The long flowing locks only work if you have a good amount of facial hair to go with it. That's why Venom "Punished" Thor is so goddamn hot.

>those hairy tits

I wondered what was missing
Got anymore of Thor like this?

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Definitions of Hal's homo pairings:
>Hal/Barry
A pure and cute ship

>Hal/Sinestro
"it's not like I care about y-you, you b-baka!"
or
"Your ass is mine"

>Hal/Kyle
Young man/older man pairing
Mentor/trainee

>Hal/Bruce
Hatesex
aka I only watch the DC animated movies and make Hal OOC as fuck

>Hal/Dick
hot ass x hot ass = bonerific

>Hal/Wally
Hal and Barry Ver 2 but a bit creepy

>Hal/Guy
No homo bro.

>Hal/Constantine
The smell of cigarettes and sense of shame in the morning
or a fag smoking fag hitting on a ring wearing fag

Seems to be in order

You forgot Hal/Ollie

Oh shi-... yes, please.
I did not even know how much I needed this in my life.

Hal will always have that nagging regret that maybe if he had done something differently when he found out about the situation on Korugar, maybe Sinestro would not had been kicked out of the GLC and everything would had gone differently.

sure

The fact that the story sucked doesnt change the canon.

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Didn't you read Orlando's Midnighter? Lucas is not his name, just an alias he used.

>who would you guys want him to be paired with?
catman for more canon bi

87% straight and I would fuck Dick in the mouth all day if he made eyes like that. That's not even a question.

It's not canon anymore

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Ugh, Simone dropped the ball super hard with that one.

>He's canon bi now!
>all that happens is a dude flirts with him at a bar
>He doesn't even get to hit on Deadshot

Hell, Deadshot got more homo flirting in that one issue of Midnighter than Catman did in the entirety of Secret Six.

Midnighter and Apollo pic from Love is Love anthology.

Those are pretty typical eyes for that type of artwork, it can be very generic that way. I've seen Steve Rogers (that looks really nothing like Chris Evans) and pretty much anyone else over the past year with eyes like that.

I'm disappointed that JK Rowling isn't doing a Scorpius/Albus story for her contribution.

The true beauty of Sinestro/Hal is that you can cover many of those other definitions as well!

Young man/older man pairing
Mentor/trainee
hatesex
A bit creepy
And PURE SHIP, because their devotion to each other cannot be seen as anything else.

They're also on Conner's pic

So basically, despite EVERYTHING that's happened, Sinestro still views Hal as his friend? Like they're just having some differences of opinion?

I'm down for that.

That's the shooped version.

Here's the original.

I'm still waiting for obsessive Eobard going after Barry. Pretty love-hate with emphasis on hate.

They don't look Midnighter and Apollo.

One is wearing a sun shirt and the other is wearing a moon shirt, so I don't know who else it could be meant to be.

That's just Conner's same face

The thought of Colossus giant metal cock ripping apart Logan's asshole as it heals up again while it's still inside is sort of hot.

No homo.

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I hope that this isn't going to be out of character, weepy schlock like that 9/11 comic Marvel did.

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This artist draws some pretty cute stuff. Do you anons have any artists you favour in particular?

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I like how you're thinking.

So how about that beefy, hairy Thor in the latest mini?

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I know, I wasn't sure whether if it was Blue and Gold.

They're wearing sun and moon shirts