RWBY/RT General #1055: Portbleck Edition

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> Kill them Neo, it's what Torchwick would have wanted.

On a similar note, why the fuck does Roman get such a cool last name?

Based on a guy called Romeo Candlewick, changed it and make it awesome.

He met a man with a cool last name, killed him and took it for himself. Stealing the identity also helped him with some police trouble he was having at the time, but he was mostly in it for the name

I swear that the best names are the stuff you name drinks after.

I can imagine drinking a fancy drink called a 'Torchwick'.

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Personally, I'd like to see the whole individualism idea taken to extremes to the point where either nobody works together and has a bunch of creative ideas, or nobody knows what to do when they're by themselves but are always on the same page when they do have a plan. Probably won't happen, though.

What would that drink even taste like?

It'd probably be expensive as hell.

I bet it's a nice cocktail that you have to light on fire for a bit.

Which pic related cucked Pyrrha and is carrying Jaune's child?

Velvet who got cut out of the picture.

I can think of a certain Grimm who knows what it tastes like now

We're talking about the drink not the man

All of them.

Just in case.

Reese
She's behind Ruby in that picture

So pretty much the ending of the Lego movie or Demolition Man?

BEST SHIP

saw someone pointed out Tyrian has two barrels hidden in his gloves

In quantity, Ruby has cucked Pyrrha the most often, but Blake has cucked her the most effectively, with multiple children for every pregnancy. Yang has cucked her the most publicly, and Weiss has cucked her the most painfully, when she invited Pyrrha over and forced her to watch.

it's just okay

AHAHAHA REMEMBER IT'S ALSO A GUN

somebody is gonna git got

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Wonder what weapon Summer wielded

Talk no justu

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She swung tai around by his ankles

That's also shit though.

What did they see ?

Ruby got her love for weaponized farming tools from her and her shotgun-shovel

Hardcore horsecock on cloaca action

The future.

I'm annoyed that this thread exists because I made #1055 over .

Is the "_________ Edition" thing important?

Yang fucking Ruby with her 18 inch horse cock.

Be first to post that you made it in the previous thread, then everyone will follow the link to your thread like we did with this one.

Okay thanks. For some reason I saw "bump limit reached" and idiotically thought that I couldn't post in the old thread anymore.

Did Rooster Teeth ever say why Weiss fights with her off hand (being her right hand) unarmed? I haven't paid attention to the tweets, commentary and the like.

I know Weiss uses her right hand for her semblance, but I don't think a buckler would really get in the way of her doing that.

Might get in the way of us watching it though.

Just ctrl+f 'rwby'
If nothing comes up, feel free to make a new thread.

She doesn't need a shield. She can block with her glyphs.

Arkos is a comf.

What do the Glyph's do when dust isn't involved?

Whatever they want

She's a battlemage, sword in one hand magic in the other.

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Delete this.
The Rubes is not for abuse.

I miss his recaps.

But that's all she for. Abuse and Neo.

Team STRQ prequel episode when?

>Tyrian and Merc's Emergency Abortion Service.

RWBYG

describe each team members first attempted cucking of Pyrrha

>Ruby.
Doesn't even do it on purpose, both she and Jaune just consider it being some kind of hyper best-friend shit.

>Weiss.
Acts casually interested.

>Blake.
Stealthy flashes here and there. Playful teasing. Then acts out a solo scene from the romance novels she reads while making Jaune watch.

>Yang.
Hey boi, want sum fuk?
Or, y'know. They get drunk at a party or some shit.

How can people say this when Pyrrha ultimately destroyed Jaune's self esteem and trust in her?

The arkos in their heads is comf

Because it's actually anonxpyrrha not Arkos.

Arkos is shit and if I had that one anti-arkos greentext I'd post it.

I maintain that this is the best green on account of manipulative Ruby is funny as fuck.

Does Weiss' father violate her? That's what I'm getting from the subtext of this show

She wanted it

Don't let this thread die pls

I just want to see her win a legit fight once

I like the depressed Pyrrha one better.

I want to see any of Team RWBY win a fight by themselves just once. The only example I can think of is Blake v Torchwick, and he managed to turn that around by keeping her talking

>Even ignoring that it's explictly stated to be a world where love is love

Not necessarily a Tumblr thing. And that's only been stated in out of show content.

> racists are portrayed as the biggest assholes imaginable

I think you mistake RWBY's lack of subtlety with an intentional agenda. Also, Roman is one of the more sympathetic (and most beloved) villains, and he's openly racist to the Faunus.

>military actions and mobiliaztion is seen as implicitly threatening

People don't like it when you bring a foreign army to the closest in-universe approximation of the Olympics? Who ever could have guessed. And note that no one ever accused Ironwood of being a bad guy in the show itself, Ozpin simply argued that having a huge force around like that would inspire unease in the populace and Qrow mocked him for being ineffectual.

>and despite what people here seem to believe one of the most popular characters, Blake, is a revolutionary ethnic princess of the Faunus.

Politically active princesses are nothing new in media. Is Pocahontas Tumblr now as well?

Wouldn't it make sense for people in-universe to dislike the Atlas military specifically because of the how much they cherish individuality and creativity?

An organized military is the kind of thing that discourages both of those things by its very nature. (Uniforms, complex chains of command, expectations of every order being followed, etc..)

And the WoRs mention that people give Atlas more than some dodgy looks on account of them 'encouraging' hunters to join up and become Specialists. Asking the embodiment of the individual combatant to surrender their autonomy even in exchange for the support Atlas can give must be a major sticking point

Post kitty.

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I'm in serious need of Oobleck art. Not even art, just Oobleck shit in general. Help.

I post what little I have involving him

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For your viewing pleasure.

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And a final Port while we're on the subject of teachers

Teacher art in general is always good. Thanks, my dude.

A Port, you say? Why, I've got a fine Port here.

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Port is a God among men

What if the OP warrior on Raven's tribe was actually Prodman

Leave Team BRNZ alone! They were a group of underprivileged Vacuo children who got in on a scholarship and had to make do with what weapons they could afford.

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It didn't help that one of them, and I'm not naming names here, was so easily distracted by attractive female opponents.

that Bolin haha

Prodman did nothing wrong.

He didn't do anything right either, so I guess its a wash

A
FUCKING
CATTLE
PROD

Cow Grimm must exist, what else does Peter keep locked up in Fort Port?

>"The Job... Killer is Dead"

What if Ruby accidentally used the stone mask ?

WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!

I want to see Rubes doing "WRRRRRRRRRYYYY"

WHEN
H
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melt in hell icecreamfags

When we're ready for sad Neo, which will be never

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